Colin Kaepernick Transitions In Order To Make Carolina Panthers Cheer Squad

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  30 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“CHARLOTTE, NC - Colin Kaepernick has made his way back into the NFL as a cheerleader for the Carolina Panthers. He will be the team's first African...”

Parents Begin Disguising School Buildings As The Capitol So Congress Will Spend Billions To Protect Them

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  41 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“U.S. - Parents across the nation have begun disguising their kids' elementary schools as the Capitol Building in D.C. so the government will...”

NASA Scientists Discover Tiny Black Hole Between Driver's Seat And Middle Console

Via: GregTx  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“Physicists have pulled back the curtain on one of life's greatest mysteries, discovering the existence of miniature black holes between a car's...”

Fauci Recommends Stopping Spread Of Monkeypox By Covering Eyes, Ears, Mouth

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Monkeypox pandemic has finally breached the shores of the United States, with the CDC confirming a staggering 1 infections...”

Lobbyists Concerned Over Rising Cost Of Politicians

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - In increasing numbers, lobbyists say they are not exempt from the rising costs for food, gas, and other necessities. Paying off...”

Kavanaugh Eases Tensions With Protesters By Throwing Good, Old-Fashioned Kegger

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  3 years ago

“CHEVY CHASE, MARYLAND - Following the leak of the Supreme Court opinion that could overturn Roe V. Wade, hundreds of abortion advocates traveled to...”

Problem Solved: Biden Asks Each Illegal Immigrant To Please Bring One Can Of Baby Formula

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  33 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Biden today announced his plan to address the baby formula crisis, asking each illegal immigrant to please bring one...”

Psaki to depart White House as she hands baton to her deputy

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  3 years ago

“White House press secretary Jen Psaki will depart President Joe Biden's team on May 13 after months of speculation.”

Ketanji Brown Jackson Up All Night Reading Biology Textbooks Trying To Figure Out What Everybody Means By 'Women's' Right To Abortion

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  10 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C., US - Leaked reports indicate that Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson spent all Monday night poring over biology...”

George Orwell Kicking Himself For Not Thinking Of 'Disinformation Governance Board'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“HADES - Ever since hearing the news of President Biden creating a 'Disinformation Governance Board', George Orwell has been really kicking himself...”