NCAA Swimming Champ Caught In Possession Of Performance-Enhancing Testicles | The Babylon Bee

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“ATLANTA, GA - Celebrations for winning the 500-yard freestyle at the NCAA Women's Swimming and Diving Championships were short-lived for...”

Facebook Introduces 'Call In Drone Strike' Button You Can Click On All Russian Profiles | The Babylon Bee

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“MENLO PARK, CA - Facebook made waves this week after announcing they would temporarily be lifting their ban on calls to violence as long as the...”

How the Russian Invasion of Ukraine Upended Germany

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  5 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“President Vladimir Putin's invasion of Ukraine has unleashed civilian and military carnage, ravaged cities and sent some two million people fleeing...”

Waldo Much Easier To Find After Becoming Woke | The Babylon Bee

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“SOMERVILLE, MA - Beloved author and illustrator Martin Handford has released new editions of his Where's Waldo? series giving Waldo - or Wally, as...”

Hillary Vows To Stop Importing Dossiers From Russia

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  21 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - Beloved feminist icon and 2024 presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has announced she will be joining efforts to halt Russian...”

Pete Buttigieg Says Everyone Worried About Gas Prices Should Just Get Six-Figure Government Job With Free Car Service And Unlimited Parental Leave

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“WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a speech to inspire and encourage Americans facing record-high prices at the pump, Transportation Secretary Puttigieg...”

Biden Sells Alaska Back To Russia So We Can Start Drilling For Oil There Again | The Babylon Bee

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“ANCHORAGE, AK - The deliberate and premeditated invasion of Ukraine by brutal dictator Vladimir Putin has forced the US to reassess the importance...”

On key issues, a struggling Biden embraces Trump

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“Biden's decision to echo Trump, the man he defeated in 2020 by claiming to be his opposite, is a plot twist few saw coming.”

Biden's State of the Union address won't help Democrats politically

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  7 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“For all its high and low points, Biden's address won't shift public opinion in any meaningful way.”

Uyghurs In Chinese Concentration Camps Fly Ukrainian Flag So People Will Start Caring About Them

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“"We were inspired to see the whole world coming together as one to defeat oppression with these little blue and yellow flags," said one unnamed...”