Darrell Brooks Shared Pro-Hitler and Violent Anti-White Posts on Social Media

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“In addition to Darrell Brooks' decades-long rap sheet that somehow wasn't enough to keep him locked up until he allegedly drove his SUV through a...”

Study Finds Politicians Safe From Myocarditis As They Do Not Have Hearts

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“"Politicians? Oh yeah, they're totally safe from getting any kind of heart inflammation," said the head of the study, Dr. Ree Boyd. "You kinda...”

De Blasio Unveils Latest Plan To Get More People To Move To Florida

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“NEW YORK, NY—Beloved New York Mayor Bill de Blasio has announced his latest plan to boost the economy and population of Florida by getting everyone...”

Economists Trace Great Resignation To Comedy Central Airing 'Office Space' Constantly During Workers' Formative Years

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“MINNEAPOLIS—With record numbers of Americans quitting their jobs, a team of economists published data Friday that traces the trend known as the...”

Man Excited To Add 2-Cent Gas Savings To The 16 Cents He Saved On July 4

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“After the Biden administration bragged about bringing the cost of gasoline down by two cents over a two-week period, following a long period of...”

Biden Administration Celebrates Creating 2 Whole Jobs

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“The two newly created jobs—Ambassador to Chinese Tech Oligarchs and Communications Go-Between for Ukrainian Oil Barons—were both filled by Hunter...”

Remember: Your Own Political Movement Is Most Accurately Represented By Its Best Members, While The Opposing Political Movement Is Most Accurately Represented By Its Deranged Monsters

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“Your own political movement is best represented by its shining stars, its deep thinkers, its models of class and civility, while the opposing...”

'Handled Variety Of Tasks,' Writes Kamala Harris, Struggling To Fill Out Performance Review Self-Assessment

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“WASHINGTON—Struggling to describe her work responsibilities in the most favorable manner possible, Vice President Kamala Harris wrote, "Handled...”

Biden Won't Visit Waukesha Victims' Families Because It 'Requires A Lot Of Assets,' Psaki Says | The Daily Caller

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“Fox News White House Correspondent Peter Doocy asked Jen Psaki at a press briefing Monday, why Biden is yet to visit the victims of the Waukesha...”

Jen Psaki Announces President Biden Will Visit Family Of Traumatized Waukesha SUV Driver

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“"President Biden has a big heart, and he truly cares for hurting people," said Psaki.”