Mathematicians Overrun Florida Neighborhood

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  18 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  9 months ago

“In a related story, Wilton Manors has become a major source of raisins.”

Mathematicians Overrun Florida Neighborhood The Lionhead Rabbit Invasion Feral rabbits are considered Florida’s new “invasive species”. In the suburbs of Fort Lauderdale, there’s a new “invasive species” to contend with in a state all too familiar with the destructive habits of non-native...

DeSantis Fired Staffers to Avoid a Sex Scandal

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  8 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  9 months ago

“Detective Cox said, "I understand that DeSantis was hiding in the closet (as usual).””

What was the real reason DeSantis fired roughly a dozen staffers? It was done to avoid a major sex scandal in his campaign. July 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - An anonymous source within the Tallahassee police department has provided new information about the shakeup in the DeSantis...

DeSantis Fired Staffers to Avoid a Sex Scandal

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  0 Comments  •  9 months ago

“Detective Cox said, "I understand that DeSantis was hiding in the closet (as usual).””

What was the real reason DeSantis fired roughly a dozen staffers? It was done to avoid a major sex scandal in his campaign. July 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - An anonymous source within the Tallahassee police department has provided new information about the shakeup in the DeSantis...

DeSantis May Deport Lionel Messi

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  49 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  9 months ago

“DeSantis said, "We don't need homosexual immigrants in Florida."”

DeSantis May Deport Lionel Messi July 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Lionel Messi is the world’s best soccer player and he is coming to the United States. Unfortunately he signed with Inter Miami. The homophobic governor of Floriduh famously hates immigrants. He recently realized that...

The Freedumb Caucus Feud

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  14 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  10 months ago

“The Freedom Caucus is infamous for holding a gun to the head of the American economy.”

Freedumb Caucus feud just got even more ridiculous Two weeks after its members voted to oust Greene, it's not clear whether the vote was even successful. The Freedom Caucus is infamous for holding a gun to the head of the American economy. But eventually they had to eat what caucus member...

CASEY DESANTIS: A MAN OF INTEGRITY AND HONOR

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  3 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  10 months ago

“It’s interesting because I didn’t know Casey DeSantis is a “MAN”.”

Twitter Users Notice Something Weird In Resurfaced Ron DeSantis Beach Pic A campaign photo from 2015 is making waves because of one bizarre little detail However, eagle-eyed people managed to find the original photo from a Flickr account called “DeSantis...

Ron DeSantis Declares War on the LGBTQ Community

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  17 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  10 months ago

“While trying to (inaccurately) portray Trump as "pro-LGBTQ, DeSantis is indicating that he is the most homophobic candidate.”

Ron DeSantis is determined to run to the right of The Donald.  He is now featuring the most homophobic video in political history.  While trying to (inaccurately) portray Trump as "pro-LGBTQ, DeSantis is indicating that he is the most homophobic candidate. Opinion | The Ron...

Did Melanoma "Screw-the -Pooch"?

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  4 Comments  •  1 Like  •  10 months ago

“I haven’t seen her “Yearning to Breathe Free” collection but I assume it’s a series of close-ups of her vagina.”

Melania Trump Just Released a New Financial Venture That Landed Multiple A-Listers in Legal Trouble Melania Trump Just Released a New Financial Venture That Landed Multiple A-Listers in Legal Trouble It seems that Donald Trump’s wife Melania Trump is about to dip her toes...

Gay Couple Cited by Christian Web Designer who Won Supreme Court Case may not Exist

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  16 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  10 months ago

“The case is almost as bogus as the six “conservatives” on the Supreme Court.”

Gay couple cited by Christian web designer who won Supreme Court case may not exist A report in the New Republic raised questions about a 2016 inquiry that the plaintiff in a major Supreme Court case said she received for a same-sex wedding website. Gay couple cited by Christian...

Why Did the Snow in Utah turn Pink?

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  33 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  10 months ago

“the “pink trans snow" will groom our children and turn them into mutants.”

Utah Blanketed by Pink Snow for Pride Day June 17, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - The plentiful snow pack in Utah has turned pink.  It is purely coincidental that it happened on "Pride Day". Scientists say it’s the result of a green algae bloom that thrives in snow. The algae is called,...