Choose a Farewell Gift for Trump
“Prison is no fairy-tale world.” — Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding (Morgan Freeman), The Shawshank Redemption
Choose a Farewell Gift for Trump
What would you choose for him?
My choice would be something useful for him - it would be Andy Dufresne's rock hammer. It took Andy 20 years to break through the Shawshank wall. (Note the bible chapter)
A hacksaw would not help him, because even if he cut the bars, he's still in the slammer.
SECOND CHOICE: A one-way flight to and extended stay at a Uyghur re-education camp. Unfortunately they don't have golf courses.
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Going to bed early tonight so I'm locking this article but will unlock it for comments in about 10 hours from now. In the meantime, think up something that will be useful for Trump to use when he leaves the White House in January.
This article is now unlocked for civil comments. Read the group rules before you comment. So what's the best bye-bye gift for Trump?
Lots and lots of crying towels and a cookie.
Macadamia?
A Tuff Chip one.
Walnuts with no cracker
You're too kind.
And one of these....
LOL, for sure.
A new hairpiece since his current one is heading for greener pastures.
I don't feel sorry for him. He stuck it out that long....
How about donald and company leave a gift of having the Whitehouse completely sanitized after all the people in there that had/have the virus.
Bingo, we have a winner.
My gift for Trump would be a lifetime supply of his favorite orange makeup:
The colour of clowns.
Sunburst Orange by Maybelline. It is not MAC...
If I was Melania I'd give him a quick divorce in Reno!
I don't know about Reno, but, I feel sure that in view of her urging of Trump to concede, to do the right thing and not bring shame and dishonor to the family, especially, young Barron, long after he walks on.
She can take her pre-nup and live a nice life with her Son and hopefully, find a peaceful and happy life for Barron.
One thing is for sure....Trump will forever be the worst President the US has ever had. And he should be a lesson well learned about electing a totally unqualified person for the highest office of America.
His legacy will not be one of honor and respect, but, of shame and criminality that he nor any of his family will ever be able to wash off.
What a loving Father, eh?
You almost made me feel sorry for them...
The only one I really feel sorry for is Barron. He really has no choice in all this, and it is totally unfair what his Father and Family are doing to him.
I truly hope he learns what kind of man not to be from this time in his life.
jbb I think it's important to show that we are different from the Trumpsters. Listen to what Biden is saying - we need to have compassion and empathy for those who are innocent. One day Barron might be forced to change his name. Punish the guilty, not the innocent.
yea,
, yea , yea,
but, give him a little unleash, as its' been building for 5 Frckn years, and we've listened to cult followers excuse his EVERY DAMN EVERYTHING, day inn, day out, Holidaze, holidaze inn, Hollidaze sauced and out of bounds leaped, over what binds,
cheesy end, sorry, but have to gloat the boat to keep an i scream, , from splitting our country in half, but Trumps already accomplished this demolish meant for not US
FCK that
The countdown as to when Trump throws both Malania and Jarod under the bus has begun.
The reality of what is happening is just settling in...
A trip to the Shark Tank. Not on TV, at SeaWorld...
I never noticed that Andy's hammer was hidden inside Exodus. Fitting.
My gift....a soul
Actually that's not a screenshot, but someone created that, so the one Andy put in the warden's safe may have been different.