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A HEAD SCRATCHER AND QUESTIONS TO PONDER

  
By:  Buzz of the Orient  •  last year  •  37 comments


A HEAD SCRATCHER AND QUESTIONS TO PONDER
 

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A HEAD SCRATCHER

 

TO ALL MY INTELLIGENT FRIENDS

 
Keep that brain working; try to figure this one out.  See if you can figure out what these seven words all have in common?   NO CHEATING BY LOOKING AT THE FOLLOWING BELOW FIRST.


1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess
 
 
Give it another try.  Look at each word carefully.  You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer.  This is so cool.

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No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters...
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Answer:
 
In all the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.
 
Did you figure it out?
 
No?  Then send this to more people and stump them as well.
 
Then, you'll feel better too!

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DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY ? ?   QUESTIONS TO PONDER

  

 :Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

   

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

 

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?   Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

 

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?



Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?


 
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

 

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?


 
Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald  men?



I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use - toothpicks?

  

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?  Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the  mail?



Is it  true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?



If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

  

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?


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Why, why, why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

 

Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke?

 

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?

 

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

 

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

 

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

 

Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

 

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

 

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have  materialized?

 

Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach  down, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give the vacuum  one more chance?

 

How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?

 

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

 

Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

 

And... A FAVORITE:

The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental  illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you!


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REMEMBER, a day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!



And a day without sunshine is, like...........night!!!!

 


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Buzz of the Orient
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1  author  Buzz of the Orient    last year

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Buzz of the Orient
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2  author  Buzz of the Orient    last year

My big brother is still hangin' in there and still sending me stuff others send him as emails, so here you go - enjoy.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
3  Perrie Halpern R.A.    last year

I enjoyed this! 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
3.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @3    last year

Did you figure out the head scratcher?  I couldn't.

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
4  charger 383    last year

Thanks for something funny

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
4.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  charger 383 @4    last year

Yeah, there's so little that IS funny these days.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Professor Principal
5  Gsquared    last year

Haha

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
5.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Gsquared @5    last year

Nobody else going to admit they couldn't get the head-scratcher?

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
5.1.1  Ender  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @5.1    last year

I didn't. I wasn't thinking about spelling, I was trying to get some kind of meaning between them...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
5.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @5.1    last year

I didn't get it. But when I saw the answer I went back and tried it out.

 
 
 
Ronin2
Professor Quiet
5.1.3  Ronin2  replied to  Ender @5.1.1    last year

I got the answer. I can thank my grade school English teacher for it.

Banana and Potato. She had both on a spelling test of 20 words. She used the same trivia question for extra credit. 

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
5.1.4  Ender  replied to  Ronin2 @5.1.3    last year

All I remember from any English class is we had to watch the movie Romeo and Juliet....

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
5.1.5  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @5.1.4    last year

We watched that, too!

I remember reading The Sun Also Rises in 11th grade English, writing research papers using periodicals only, and actually participating in debate

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
5.1.6  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Ender @5.1.1    last year
"I was trying to get some kind of meaning between them..."

I did that too.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
5.1.7  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Ronin2 @5.1.3    last year
"I got the answer. I can thank my grade school English teacher for it."

Way to go!!!   I think America needs more teachers of that quality.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
5.1.8  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Ender @5.1.4    last year
"All I remember from any English class is we had to watch the movie Romeo and Juliet...."

We never watched movies in English class, but what got me into the direction of actually ending up to be an English teacher was when our grade 11 teacher made us do a book report on Pride and Prejudice, which led me to major in English Literature for my B.A. 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
5.1.9  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.5    last year
"I remember reading The Sun Also Rises in 11th grade English..."

Hemingway was a good basis for learning English - took a course on him for my B.A.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
5.1.10  Trout Giggles  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @5.1.8    last year

We actually went to a movie theater to watch it. I think all the schools in the county did that. It was a required thing for 9th grade English

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
5.1.11  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.10    last year

I can only recall one movie ever shown at a school I attended.  It was in university freshman phys-ed class, and it was a sex-education movie.  All I can remember about it because after all it was an awful long time ago, was when it depicted a sperm approaching an egg, someone cried out "Keep away!!!" and the whole class erupted in pandemonium. 

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
5.1.12  Ender  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.10    last year

We watched in class. Now I am a little jealous. A trip out of the school.

For us they wheeled in a tv on a cart...

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
Professor Expert
6  Jeremy Retired in NC    last year

Thanks for the laugh

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
6.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @6    last year
"Thanks for the laugh"

They're needed these days more than ever.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7  Trout Giggles    last year
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Because it hurts like hell if it connects

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
7.1  Ender  replied to  Trout Giggles @7    last year

Don't pull on his cape...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @7.1    last year

Don't spit in to the wind

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
7.2  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trout Giggles @7    last year

Well, it would only hurt him if the bullets or revolver were made of Kryptonite.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @7.2    last year

Ok...he's Superman he sees the revolver coming at him of course he's going to duck. It's a natural reaction

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
7.2.2  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.2.1    last year

In the Chris Reeves original Superman movie, he catches with his hand a bullet aimed by a mugger at Lois Lane.

 
 
 
evilone
Professor Guide
8  evilone    last year

Funny! Loved the list... 

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Humans were not evolved from apes, we have a common genetic ancestor with apes and chimpanzees. The Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History has listed at least 21 human species. The list may actually be longer than that! They don't list the Denisovians or the Homo luzonensis.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
8.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  evilone @8    last year

I actually thought that was a pretty good one, but thanks for the lesson in anthropology. 

 
 
 
evilone
Professor Guide
8.1.1  evilone  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @8.1    last year

It's funny but more than inaccurate AND this is the second time I've heard it in a week so I thought I'd share a fun fact. 

 
 
 
Freefaller
Professor Quiet
9  Freefaller    last year

Some funny stuff, here's another one

If you get out of the shower clean how does your towel get dirty

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
9.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Freefaller @9    last year

But it doesn't.  It just gets wet.  People who may be "super-cleanliness types" may think they have to  wash it, but why? 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
9.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @9.1    last year

Because if it doesn't dry properly mold develops in your towel. Ever smell a towel that hasn't been washed in a week?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
9.1.2  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trout Giggles @9.1.1    last year

No, I haven't.  Actually my wife washes towels even if we haven't used them.

 
 
 
Jasper2529
Professor Quiet
10  Jasper2529    last year

Thanks for the fun list, Buzz! I knew the Head Scratcher, because I'd seen it on other social media sites.

Hope you're feeling better!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
10.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Jasper2529 @10    last year

Thanks, Jasper.  Improvement is happening slowly, as expected.  

 
 

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