I Trimmed My Bush Into A Heart Shape

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

By:  cobaltblue  •  4 years ago  •  192 comments

I Trimmed My Bush Into A Heart Shape

Wait. What??


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cobaltblue
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1  author  cobaltblue    4 years ago

newstalkers.jpg

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
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1.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  cobaltblue @1    4 years ago

somebody'

has a heart on,

for you

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.1.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  igknorantzrulz @1.1    4 years ago
has a heart on,

Oh, you clevah boi!

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
1.1.2  Release The Kraken  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.1    4 years ago

I seem to remember seeing your freshly trimmed well shaped Bush on another website.

I personally like the xeriscape myself....

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
1.1.3  Split Personality  replied to  Release The Kraken @1.1.2    4 years ago

Deja vu?

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
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1.1.4  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Split Personality @1.1.3    4 years ago

only when "drapes" r open

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.1.5  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Split Personality @1.1.3    4 years ago
Deja vu?

Don't you mean deja vajayjay?

 
 
 
Split Personality
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1.1.6  Split Personality  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.5    4 years ago

blushing

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
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1.1.7  Release The Kraken  replied to  Split Personality @1.1.3    4 years ago

As her lawn and garden crew would say......Si...Esta perennial seed.

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
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1.1.8  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.5    4 years ago

Lipton.jpg

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
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1.1.9  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.5    4 years ago

I always thought your bush looked fine sweetheart. 

Oh yes I did.jpg

 
 
 
Krishna
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1.1.10  Krishna  replied to  Split Personality @1.1.3    4 years ago

Deja vu?

If it is indeed vu-- it wouldn't be the first time . ,. . 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.1.11  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @1.1.9    4 years ago
always thought your bush looked fine sweetheart.

And you've always let me know ... which is why I love you. A bushel and a peck. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.1.12  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Krishna @1.1.10    4 years ago
If it is indeed vu-- it wouldn't be the first time

As the great orator Yogi Berra once said, "it deja vu all over again!" Well, I thought he was a great orator. But I took his comments with a grin of salt. 

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
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1.1.13  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.12    4 years ago
Well, I thought he was a great orator.

Maybe he was a great oral tator?

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
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1.1.14  Release The Kraken  replied to  Krishna @1.1.10    4 years ago

You're thinking  Menage a trois.

 
 
 
cjcold
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1.1.15  cjcold  replied to  igknorantzrulz @1.1.4    4 years ago

But do your drapes match your rug?

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
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1.1.17  igknorantzrulz  replied to    4 years ago

does that W at the end of Wally stand for WILD?

cause I wanna party with you cowboy...

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.1.18  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @1.1.13    4 years ago
Maybe he was a great oral tator?

You say po-tay-to, I say yeah baby!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.1.19  author  cobaltblue  replied to  cjcold @1.1.15    4 years ago
But do your drapes match your rug?

A lot of people can cut a rug. Never once have gotten a cut from removing a rug. The secret is using lotion while shaving. 

 
 
 
Freewill
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1.2  Freewill  replied to  cobaltblue @1    4 years ago

Nice bush!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.2.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Freewill @1.2    4 years ago
Nice bush!

I was almost sure I sent you a picture of it before. When I sent the picture of my willow tits .

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
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1.2.2  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  cobaltblue @1.2.1    4 years ago
When I sent the picture of my willow tits .

How do you put a bra on those? 

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
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1.2.3  XXJefferson51  replied to  cobaltblue @1.2.1    4 years ago

Nice to see you back.  I remember you from the vine. I was cornhusker4Palin over  there.  

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.2.4  author  cobaltblue  replied to  XXJefferson51 @1.2.3    4 years ago
I was cornhusker4Palin over  there

Ah. I remember. We never agreed, but you were always polite to me. I appreciated that. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.2.5  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @1.2.2    4 years ago
How do you put a bra on those?

I didn't choose the boob life ... the boob life chose me.
    ~Author unknown. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.2.6  Tessylo  replied to  cobaltblue @1.2.1    4 years ago

Reminds me of an episode of the office. They were giving out awards and the award for one woman said 'Bushiest Beaver'.  It was supposed to state 'Busiest Beaver'.

 
 
 
Freewill
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1.2.7  Freewill  replied to  Tessylo @1.2.6    4 years ago

Funniest line ever from the show Leave it to Beaver was when June says to Ward something to the effect, "Gee honey, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.2.8  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Freewill @1.2.7    4 years ago
"Gee honey, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

I was just going to tell Tessy that! Too damn funny! She used that line often in various forms. "You were awfully hard on the Beaver, Ward." AND ... she always wore a pearl necklace. 

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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1.2.9  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Freewill @1.2.7    4 years ago

I remember that line from Revenge Of The Nerds at the skit competition. 

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
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1.2.10  XXJefferson51  replied to  cobaltblue @1.2.4    4 years ago

I believe we can be polite and dialogue in a spirit of comity and civility even if we agree on little or nothing.  I remember you being on my friends list and vice versa there and here.  

 
 
 
luther28
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1.3  luther28  replied to  cobaltblue @1    4 years ago

Not quite what I was hoping for, but just as lovely no doubt :). Can always count on you for a grin

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.3.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  luther28 @1.3    4 years ago
Not quite what I was hoping for, but just as lovely no doubt

I'm not growing a day older. I am waiting for Baby Luther to catch up to me so I can marry him and have children that look just like him! We may be related soon. 

 
 
 
SteevieGee
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2  SteevieGee    4 years ago

Does it match the drapes?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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2.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  SteevieGee @2    4 years ago

That's an interesting comment. Someone once asked me if my carpet and drapes matched. After gazing at my confused expression, he offered to munch my carpet. Whaaaaaaat? I was really confused then!

 
 
 
Split Personality
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2.1.1  Split Personality  replied to  cobaltblue @2.1    4 years ago

The Stanley Steamer guy?

 
 
 
SteevieGee
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2.1.2  SteevieGee  replied to  cobaltblue @2.1    4 years ago

Just tell them you have hardwood floors.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
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2.1.3  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Split Personality @2.1.1    4 years ago

was he from Cleveland...?

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
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2.1.4  igknorantzrulz  replied to  SteevieGee @2.1.2    4 years ago
hardwood floors

recently waxed ?

like a Brazilian,

times ?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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2.1.5  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Split Personality @2.1.1    4 years ago
The Stanley Steamer guy?

I never got his name. Could have been Stanley.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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2.1.6  author  cobaltblue  replied to  igknorantzrulz @2.1.3    4 years ago
Cleveland

Is that the land of the cleavage? 

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
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2.1.7  Release The Kraken  replied to  igknorantzrulz @2.1.3    4 years ago

I think you mean Alabama hot pocket.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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2.1.8  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Release The Kraken @2.1.7    4 years ago
I think you mean Alabama hot pocket.

Omigawd. You did NOT say that. You're shittin' me. 

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
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3  Release The Kraken    4 years ago

I go with the chemo weasel but the afternoon shadow can cause a ruckus when you go jogging.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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3.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Release The Kraken @3    4 years ago
afternoon shadow

Braggin' again....

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
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3.1.1  Release The Kraken  replied to  cobaltblue @3.1    4 years ago

I don't care what the rest of them say, it's OK to have more than one gardener, the work gets done in half the time.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
4  Perrie Halpern R.A.    4 years ago

I love your bush and I rarely say that to another gal.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4    4 years ago
I love your bush and I rarely say that to another gal.

OMIGAWWWWD!! FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER!

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
4.1.1  Release The Kraken  replied to  cobaltblue @4.1    4 years ago

Don't believe it, alcohol always makes the rarely into a possibility.

 
 
 
TTGA
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4.1.2  TTGA  replied to  Release The Kraken @4.1.1    4 years ago
alcohol always makes the rarely into a possibility.

As my mother once told me (when I was very young and naive), "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker".

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
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4.1.3  igknorantzrulz  replied to  TTGA @4.1.2    4 years ago

"wine is fine,

but Whiskeys quicker,

suicide,

is slow with liquor,

take a bottle, drown your sorrows,

then it floods

away tomorrows"

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
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4.2  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4    4 years ago
I love your bush and I rarely say that to another gal.

I've been wild about her bush years longer than you have, so shove off, lady! 

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
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4.2.1  Release The Kraken  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @4.2    4 years ago

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BFL

Bush Fight League!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.2.2  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @4.2    4 years ago
I've been wild about her bush years longer than you have, so shove off, lady! 

Oh dear gawd ... my mascara's gonna need reapplication ... laughin' til I'm cryin'. 

What's the old adage? Role play: You be Burger King and I'll be McDonalds. You have it your way, and I'll be lovin' it. 

Wait. We're still talking about my garden, aren't we? 

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
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4.2.3  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  cobaltblue @4.2.2    4 years ago
Wait. We're still talking about my garden, aren't we? 

Or, at least your bush.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
4.2.4  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  cobaltblue @4.2.2    4 years ago
Wait. We're still talking about my garden, aren't we?

As per usual, you lead, I'll follow.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
4.2.5  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @4.2    4 years ago
I've been wild about her bush years longer than you have, so shove off, lady! 

Hey, age before beauty... 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.2.6  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4.2.5    4 years ago
Hey, age before beauty... 

Omigawd ... I HAVE to go out with you guys!! Too damn funny!!

Well, since no one else is here, I have a question for you two. What's with the guys that call bras 'over the shoulder boulder holders'? I mean, how juvenile is that?? One day I'm gonna ask if they call their underwear 'under the butt nut huts.'

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
4.2.7  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  cobaltblue @4.2.6    4 years ago

OK here are a few more for you grilfriend: 

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
4.2.8  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  cobaltblue @4.2.6    4 years ago
under the butt nut huts

I'm giddy at the thought of working that into a conversation.  Too funny!

 
 
 
Freewill
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4.2.9  Freewill  replied to  cobaltblue @4.2.6    4 years ago
One day I'm gonna ask if they call their underwear 'under the butt nut huts.'

Can't say I've heard that one, but I will report that most dudes prefer boxers as briefs are like a cheap hotel... no ball room.  We baseball players often refer to the cup and jock strap as protection for the grundle bundle.  Fortunately, the unsightly and uncomfortable jock strap has gone the way of the do-do bird, and a protective cup can now be inserted into a convenient pocket in the front of and extending into the taint area of a pair of "sliders".  A much simpler and dare I say more elegant way of protecting the wedding tackle. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.2.10  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4.2.7    4 years ago
grape smugglers

I heard that when the first all female airline crew boarded the plane, the female co-pilot pried off the "Cockpit" sign and slapped up a sign that said "Box Office." 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.2.11  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Freewill @4.2.9    4 years ago
protecting the wedding tackle

Omigawd ... too damned funny!!

 
 
 
Freewill
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4.3  Freewill  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4    4 years ago
I love your bush and I rarely say that to another gal.

What? Not even in casual locker room talk?  Huh... and here all along I thought those Russ Meyer movies were more realistic!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.3.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Freewill @4.3    4 years ago
Russ Meyer movies

Who? The only Russ I know is Russell Stover. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
4.3.2  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Freewill @4.3    4 years ago
I love your bush and I rarely say that to another gal.
What? Not even in casual locker room talk? 

I geez.. you're gonna make me kiss and tell? Let's put it this way the last time I left a locker room someone was singing "I kissed a girl" and I will only wink and point in her general direction. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.3.3  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4.3.2    4 years ago
Let's put it this way the last time I left a locker room someone was singing "I kissed a girl"

I'm straighter than straight, but damn! I get girl crushes all the damn time. If a woman is smart, if she's funny, I'm totally crushin' on her. I always realized that while I get girl crushes like mad, I'd not be sexually attracted to them. HOWEVER, when in my twenties, someone offered me a Quaalude. I took it and had you been in the same room, I would have made out with you like crazy. The following day, I was surprised at my reaction to the drug. I was fine on my feet, but damn ... my libido was crazy. I got so I didn't believe it. A month later, the same friend offered another so I decide to test the theory. Had you and Mary Agnes been in the same room with me, six hours later we'd all be smokin' cigarettes even if none of us had smoked a day in our lives previously.

Since then, I've stuck only with herb. I've stayed away from manufactured things since. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
4.3.4  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  cobaltblue @4.3.3    4 years ago

Hummm Quaaludes you say?

Never tried them... but I bet if I look around.... 

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
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4.3.5  Release The Kraken  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4.3.4    4 years ago

They do not manufacture them anymore. Not that I would know, I preferred the disco biscuits.

Glow lights please!

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.3.6  devangelical  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4.3.4    4 years ago

we used to call Qaaludes disco biscuits. bought quite a few, but never took one myself. no need to comment further.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.3.7  author  cobaltblue  replied to  devangelical @4.3.6    4 years ago
but never took one myself. no need to comment further

I never knew you were Bill Cosby!! Actually, anyone who feeds those to someone unsuspecting should be arrested. I knew what I was doing, especially the second time. I refused to believe that a drug could do that, so I was in test mode. Not to be confused with Depeche mode. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.3.8  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4.3.4    4 years ago
but I bet if I look around

As finely chiseled Bad Fish noted, they no longer make those. The research test groups kept coming back but then would disappear for hours. 

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
4.3.9  Release The Kraken  replied to  cobaltblue @4.3.7    4 years ago

Wow What a confession by devengelical.....

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
4.3.10  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @4.3.7    4 years ago

You know me better than that. They weren't victims, believe me, they were volunteers. I was the village bicycle for quite a few of the goody two shoe cheerleaders and the not so innocent church mice throughout high school. I got used. Boo hoo hoo, I miss those days.

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.3.11  devangelical  replied to  Release The Kraken @4.3.9    4 years ago

sorry fish, no ludes for my dates. I preferred unbridled enthusiasm.

rorer 714's or sopors came in dosages of 75mg to 300mg. I had access to the lighter 75's thru a friend with a 'script. 20 minutes later, about 5 hours of stumbling drunkenness without puking, or passing out if the consumer remained active.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.3.12  author  cobaltblue  replied to  devangelical @4.3.10    4 years ago
You know me better than that.

You're right, I do. For gosh sake, I tried to get you take advantage of me, but you wouldn't hear of it. You were the worst cyberboyfriend ever!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.3.13  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Release The Kraken @4.3.9    4 years ago
Wow What a confession by devengelical.....

Naw. He just ain't that way. Although most of us remember the fella who was registered pedo who thought he was the smartest guy in any room. Good gosh, that POS was disgustingly stupid. All of us could see how intellectually inept he was. Except him. He should have had his ego removed because it was clogging his reality. 

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.3.14  devangelical  replied to  Release The Kraken @4.3.5    4 years ago

MDMA is in the 3rd phase of FDA clinical trials for treating PTSD

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
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5  igknorantzrulz    4 years ago

how com no arrow

through your heart /?/

 
 
 
Split Personality
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6  Split Personality    4 years ago

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Split Personality
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7  Split Personality    4 years ago

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Freewill
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8  Freewill    4 years ago

The girl on the left cracks me up!  She was just so disappointed when hers didn't turn out right.

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
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8.1  Release The Kraken  replied to  Freewill @8    4 years ago

The 60's minge forest is making a comeback

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devangelical
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8.1.1  devangelical  replied to  Release The Kraken @8.1    4 years ago

fire hazard

 
 
 
Freewill
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8.1.2  Freewill  replied to  devangelical @8.1.1    4 years ago
fire hazard

Sure, but now the story of Moses and the burning bush makes perfect sense. He really had no choice at that point but  to lead the Israelites out of Egypt and into Canaan, as it were.   Wait.... what?   praying dude

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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8.1.4  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Release The Kraken @8.1    4 years ago
The 60's minge forest is making a comeback

Omigawd!! That's DISGUSTING!!! Criminey!! She went out like that??!?! You can tell by the lighting it's October. She's fuckin' wearing white after Labor Day!!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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8.1.5  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Freewill @8.1.2    4 years ago
into Canaan

When Abraham went forth into the land of Canaan, he realized he made a left turn instead of a right. He was pulling a cart of Alpoh and he meant to make it to the land of Canine.

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
8.1.6  Release The Kraken  replied to  cobaltblue @8.1.4    4 years ago

Sorry.....I just wanted to say minge on Newstalker's but the opportunity has never presented herself.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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8.1.7  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Release The Kraken @8.1    4 years ago

I noticed she shaved her armpits. LOL

 
 
 
Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו
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8.1.8  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו  replied to  cobaltblue @8.1.4    4 years ago
She's fuckin' wearing white after Labor Day!!

It looks more off-pink to me. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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8.1.9  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו @8.1.8    4 years ago
It looks more off-pink to me. 

Funniest line ever heard while having my hair cut. My sister was with me, and the talk turned to ... well ... sex.

Hairdresser: Guys say the crudest shit about women.
Me:  Yeah ... like 'stand 'em on their heads, they're all pink.'
My sister:  Well, actually it's puce. Only it's pronounced 'PEEEEEEYEWWWWce.'
Me: Yours maybe. Not mine.
Hairdresser: Omigawd, you guys are worse!

 
 
 
Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו
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8.1.10  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו  replied to  cobaltblue @8.1.9    4 years ago
Funniest line ever heard while having my hair cut.

See, I thought that's where the joke was going and then, wham---totally different punch line.  That's COMEDY!!!

 
 
 
Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו
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8.1.11  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו  replied to  Release The Kraken @8.1.6    4 years ago

Can we hope this will be a one-time event then?  

 
 
 
Freewill
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8.1.12  Freewill  replied to  devangelical @8.1.1    4 years ago
fire hazard

Looks like a job for my new Worx weed whacker.  Better clip in the longer life battery though....

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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8.2  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Freewill @8    4 years ago
The girl on the left cracks me up!  She was just so disappointed when hers didn't turn out right.

Someone recently described his ex as ... well ... less than faithful. He looks at me and very seriously said, "you know, her left leg really missed her right leg. They never got together." 

 
 
 
Skrekk
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8.3  Skrekk  replied to  Freewill @8    4 years ago

I just use a hedge trimmer or a chain saw for jobs like that.

 
 
 
MrFrost
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8.4  MrFrost  replied to  Freewill @8    4 years ago

First time I saw this commercial I was watching tv with my 14 year old daughter... Slightly awkward. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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8.4.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  MrFrost @8.4    4 years ago
Slightly awkward

Slightly? I got blushed every time I saw that damn thing. And for as awkward as you felt, it was ten times worse for her. You could have prompted the "daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd" reaction if you would have asked "do you have any questions you'd like ask about that commercial?"

 
 
 
Freewill
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8.4.2  Freewill  replied to  MrFrost @8.4    4 years ago
First time I saw this commercial I was watching tv with my 14 year old daughter...

Same here but my daughter is 20... still awkward.  Seems like it never fails, no matter what we are watching together, football, baseball, movies, old episodes of Friends, we always encounter feminine hygiene commercials of some type and I'm inclined to remain silent and try not to make eye contact.  Other times I'll mutter something like, "Christ! I'm trying to watch football here!", and she'll go, "Daaaaaaadddd!"

With this particular commercial I did make the mistake of muttering, "Nice bush!" while my wife was watching with me. Still can't feel the cheek bone on the left side of my face, but the doctor said I should make a full recovery.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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8.4.3  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Freewill @8.4.2    4 years ago
Still can't feel the cheek bone on the left side of my face

If my man couldn't feel the cheek bone on the side of his face, I'd make every attempt to lose weight.

Oh wait.  You meant your own cheekbone. Nevermind then. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.4.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Freewill @8.4.2    4 years ago
Christ! I'm trying to watch football here!",

I personally think that is the appropriate response

 
 
 
Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו
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8.5  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו  replied to  Freewill @8    4 years ago

Wow.  Just WOW.  Never saw that one...er.....coming.

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
10  Uptownchick    4 years ago

CB...why didn't you show us your "gatekeepers"? 

Image result for penis shaped bushes

 
 
 
Freewill
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10.1  Freewill  replied to  Uptownchick @10    4 years ago

Ribbed.... for her pleasure?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.1.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Freewill @10.1    4 years ago
Ribbed.... for her pleasure?

I can take being teased. I don't mind being ribbed. I take great pleasure in it. So, yeah. I guess I've been ribbed for my pleasure. 

Wait. What??

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Uptownchick @10    4 years ago
CB...why didn't you show us your "gatekeepers"?

It's hard to trim those damned bushes. They prick me. 

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
10.2.1  Release The Kraken  replied to  cobaltblue @10.2    4 years ago

You should have the seven Dwarfs do it.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
10.2.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  cobaltblue @10.2    4 years ago
those damned bushes

careful

Sean Spicer might be hiding in them

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
10.2.3  Release The Kraken  replied to  igknorantzrulz @10.2.2    4 years ago

Actually he's trapped under Sarah Sanders's Red Barn dress

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Principal
10.2.4  MrFrost  replied to  cobaltblue @10.2    4 years ago
They prick me. 

Giggity. 

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
10.2.7  Release The Kraken  replied to  MrFrost @10.2.4    4 years ago

A&M?

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Guide
10.2.8  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.2.7    4 years ago

No, I here she likes S&M.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2.9  author  cobaltblue  replied to  igknorantzrulz @10.2.2    4 years ago
Sean Spicer might be hiding in them

Image result for funny ecards sean spicer bushes

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2.10  author  cobaltblue  replied to  MrFrost @10.2.4    4 years ago
Giggity. 

I think you and I should start production on a lubricant named "Giggity Giggity Goo." Do you know anyone with a degree in marketing? 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2.11  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @10.2.8    4 years ago
she likes S&M.

I oughta tie you up, ball gag you and whip you with a cat o' nine tails while wearing my 5" pumps, fishnet stockings and garter belt for saying that. Remember ... the safe word is "harder." 

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Guide
10.2.12  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  cobaltblue @10.2.11    4 years ago

Oh, I love it when you threaten me with a good time.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2.13  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @10.2.12    4 years ago
I love it when you threaten me with a good time.

If I would have met you as a young girl, I would have married you so hard, your head would have caved in!!

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
10.2.14  igknorantzrulz  replied to  cobaltblue @10.2.13    4 years ago
your head would have caved in!!

.

sounds like another Vice

or whatever you might use via a girl Crush gone hetero over 5" heels

dug deep

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Guide
10.2.15  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  cobaltblue @10.2.13    4 years ago

I sent you a private message.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
10.2.16  Trout Giggles  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @10.2.15    4 years ago

oh sure....Cobalt gets all the boys!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2.17  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @10.2.16    4 years ago
oh sure....Cobalt gets all the boys!

Oh hot damn!! That's so funny, Giggles!! I'm laughin' so damned hard!

 
 
 
Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו
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10.2.18  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו  replied to  cobaltblue @10.2.13    4 years ago
If I would have met you as a young girl

Are you suggesting Galen's not a man or that "he" has had a sex change?  This is getting confusing.  

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2.19  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו @10.2.18    4 years ago
Are you suggesting Galen's had a sex change?  

Very clever, you! Literal, literal you ... 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2.20  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @10.2.15    4 years ago
I sent you a private message.

Am waiting on my invisible ink decoder because I can't see it now. 

 
 
 
Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו
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10.2.21  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו  replied to  cobaltblue @10.2.19    4 years ago

Grammar is a stern but capricious mistress, is she not? 

[I'm giving you the set up there and you're welcome]

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
10.2.22  JenSiNner  replied to  cobaltblue @10.2.20    4 years ago

You don't have your decoder ring from SiN?  I know we all wandered off empty handed at the Final Night Extravaganza and Bingo Party, but some of us held onto our decoder rings for the halibut.  I know I did.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2.23  author  cobaltblue  replied to  JenSiNner @10.2.22    4 years ago
You don't have your decoder ring from SiN?

Hell, girl, you were blunt and to the point in SiN. No one ever needed a decoder ring for you!!!

Damn, I've missed you!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2.24  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו @10.2.21    4 years ago
Grammar is a stern but capricious mistress, is she not

Grammar and punctuation are important. It denotes the difference between "knowing your shit" and "knowing you're shit." And remember that when you say "have a nice day" the "douchebag" is silent. 

You're so good to me. 

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
10.2.25  JenSiNner  replied to  cobaltblue @10.2.23    4 years ago

I've missed you too.  I'm still blunt, but I'm less restrained.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2.26  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו @10.2.21    4 years ago
Grammar is a stern but capricious mistress, is she not?

Atheist's love life:

grammar-2.jpg?w=870

 
 
 
Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו
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10.2.27  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו  replied to  cobaltblue @10.2.24    4 years ago
You're so good to me. 

I'd thought you were going to go a completely different direction.  Oh, well. Humor has never been my strength. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2.28  author  cobaltblue  replied to  JenSiNner @10.2.25    4 years ago
but I'm less restrained

Oh thank god. I was afraid people wouldn't get your message when you said "go fuck yourself you worthless prick." I mean, there's a thousand different ways you can take that. 

 
 
 
Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו
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10.2.29  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו  replied to  cobaltblue @10.2.26    4 years ago

jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif  Touché.  [Or, is it "touchy?"]  Damn, I did it again!!!jrSmiley_78_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2.30  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו @10.2.27    4 years ago
I'd thought you were going to go a completely different direction

You thought I was gonna go all pervy on you, didn't you? I'm just not that way.

Sooooo ... whaddya wearing??

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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10.2.31  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו @10.2.27    4 years ago
Humor has never been my strength. 

Total bullshit. I'm sapiosexual with a well-developed sense of humor bent. You've turned me on ... plenty. 

 
 
 
Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו
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10.2.32  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו  replied to  cobaltblue @10.2.30    4 years ago
whaddya wearing??

Nothin' but a smile*

* (or possibly what they call a shit-eatin' grin -- I'm never sure.)

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
10.2.33  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו @10.2.32    4 years ago
* (or possibly what they call a shit-eatin' grin -- I'm never sure.)

Either way, I like it. 

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
10.2.34  Release The Kraken  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @10.2.15    4 years ago

She opened it....can't see it. Can you use a macro lense?

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Guide
10.2.35  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.2.34    4 years ago
She opened it....can't see it. Can you use a macro lense?

She found it, we've been talking, hey BF, I got something for ya, I found someone you might know,

Do you know this fish? I think she might be related to you.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Principal
12  MrFrost    4 years ago

pubes.jpg

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
12.1  Release The Kraken  replied to  MrFrost @12    4 years ago

The Fur Diaper is making a comeback.

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
12.1.1  JenSiNner  replied to  Release The Kraken @12.1    4 years ago

In which tank would that be, BF?

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
12.1.2  Release The Kraken  replied to  JenSiNner @12.1.1    4 years ago

Keep scrolling down, my fish tank is hairless.

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
12.1.3  JenSiNner  replied to  Release The Kraken @12.1.2    4 years ago

Still a tease, I see.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
13  igknorantzrulz    4 years ago
Pffttttt!

The last thing a short & curly ever hears

before

it hits the ground

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
14  Trout Giggles    4 years ago

OMG!!!

It's the famous bush piece!

Glad to see it here

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
14.1  Release The Kraken  replied to  Trout Giggles @14    4 years ago

She's shown it to us a few times hasn't she?

I think she likes the attention.

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
14.1.1  JenSiNner  replied to  Release The Kraken @14.1    4 years ago

Actually, like any overgrown pelt, one must trim and maintain the curve and shape of any topiary or it loses it's edge.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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14.2  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @14    4 years ago

Glad to see it here

It's back by popular demand. The problem is with NT you see a picture before you see the text. So I had to find a picture with my smartass look to lull these dirty minded lovelies into believing I really shaved my bush-bush into a heart shape. I can always count on my filthy friends to cumma cumma my house. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
14.2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @14.2    4 years ago
I can always count on my filthy friends to cumma cumma my house. 

Guilty as charged!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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14.2.2  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @14.2.1    4 years ago
Guilty as charged!

I wouldn't charge you, I'd guilt you up for free! Girl crush!

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
14.2.3  JenSiNner  replied to  cobaltblue @14.2.2    4 years ago

I dare say a nominal charge to replenish toilet paper would be in order.  Last time the gang came by, the place ran low and they started using the towels.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
14.2.4  Split Personality  replied to  JenSiNner @14.2.3    4 years ago

 ooooooohhhhhhh...jrSmiley_85_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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14.2.5  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Split Personality @14.2.4    4 years ago
ooooooohhhhhhh...

I've always said you can scrimp on a lot of things ... however, toilet paper is NOT one of them!

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Guide
14.2.6  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  cobaltblue @14.2.5    4 years ago

Check yer email love.

 
 
 
Fireryone
Freshman Silent
14.3  Fireryone  replied to  Trout Giggles @14    4 years ago
OMG!!!

It's the famous bush piece!

Glad to see it here

Me too. Cobalt this is one of your best. :) 

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
14.3.1  Release The Kraken  replied to  Fireryone @14.3    4 years ago

I've always wondered about your pseudonym. It's just a coincidence I mentioned it on this article.....jrSmiley_30_smiley_image.gif

 

 
 
 
Fireryone
Freshman Silent
14.3.2  Fireryone  replied to  Release The Kraken @14.3.1    4 years ago
It's just a coincidence I mentioned it on this article.....

I missed that.  Where? 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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14.3.3  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Fireryone @14.3    4 years ago
Me too. Cobalt this is one of your best.

THERE'S my sister from another mister~! How so very good to see you, my fireryone.

 
 
 
Fireryone
Freshman Silent
14.3.4  Fireryone  replied to  cobaltblue @14.3.3    4 years ago

Good to see you too Sis.  I need to get back into my email so we can catch up.  I've missed you!

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
15  Split Personality    4 years ago

I spent all weekend trimming my bush !

Used to be able to do it

standing on the ground, lol

before.JPGafter.JPG

Before                                                              and                             after

Winking 2

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
15.1  Release The Kraken  replied to  Split Personality @15    4 years ago

What a coincidence, I trimmed mine too. It makes the Trunk look bigger that way.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
15.1.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Release The Kraken @15.1    4 years ago
It makes the Trunk look bigger that way.

Picture, please. Otherwise it's just a rumor and not fact. 

 
 
 
Freewill
Junior Participates
15.1.2  Freewill  replied to  Release The Kraken @15.1    4 years ago
What a coincidence, I trimmed mine too. It makes the Trunk look bigger that way.

Question - But when it's really cold out does it still look like a button on a fur coat? 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
15.1.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @15.1.1    4 years ago

Please no

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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15.1.4  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Freewill @15.1.2    4 years ago
button on a fur coat

Oh dear god ... you're right.

1068487_cu_pp.jpg

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
15.1.5  Release The Kraken  replied to  cobaltblue @15.1.1    4 years ago
Picture, please. Otherwise it's just a rumor and not fact. 

Ok but no body shaming 

The Doxing of BF's Moobs.......
 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
15.1.6  JenSiNner  replied to  Release The Kraken @15.1.5    4 years ago

Oh my... I remember you using that as your avatar one time.  It was spectacular then too.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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15.1.7  author  cobaltblue  replied to  JenSiNner @15.1.6    4 years ago
remember you using that as your avatar one time.  It was spectacular then too

Who noticed the chisled well-toned torso with all those tats goin' on ... ? I did ... n't.

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
15.1.8  JenSiNner  replied to  cobaltblue @15.1.7    4 years ago

There were tats?

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
15.1.9  Split Personality  replied to  JenSiNner @15.1.8    4 years ago

jrSmiley_86_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
15.1.10  Release The Kraken  replied to  Split Personality @15.1.9    4 years ago

Mission accomplished, I got sp to look at my man nipples......

Ok i am done for the day.....

 
 
 
Freewill
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15.1.11  Freewill  replied to  Release The Kraken @15.1.5    4 years ago
Ok but no body shaming 

That is a thumb in the upper right hand corner of the linked photo, correct? 

For some reason I could not comment on the article to which you linked.  Perhaps my questions like the one above are the reason? jrSmiley_76_smiley_image.gif

BF are you the one who's avatar was once Tyrion from GoT?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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15.1.12  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Freewill @15.1.11    4 years ago
That is a thumb in the upper right hand corner of the linked photo, correct? 

Thumb?! You noticed the thumb??!? Omigawd, I certainly did NOT notice a thumb!! What I did notice is that there are dark towels on a white painted bathroom. I mean, who does that?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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15.2  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Split Personality @15    4 years ago
I spent all weekend trimming my bush

That looks AWESOME! Ooooh ... I love my men like I love my coffee ... strong and Irish. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
15.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @15    4 years ago

Is that a boxwood?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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15.3.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @15.3    4 years ago
Is that a boxwood

That requires a "if it's a box, you're gonna get wood" retort. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
15.3.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @15.3.1    4 years ago

I knew someone would get it

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
15.3.3  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @15.3.2    4 years ago
I knew someone would get it

Filthy minds think alike!

 
 
 
Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו
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16  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו    4 years ago

I wish HA were here.  It would do him a world of good.  Shouldn't someone invite him? 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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16.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו @16    4 years ago
It would do him a world of good.  Shouldn't someone invite him? 

He's visited. See 1.2.3. I think he left in order to fall to his knees. 

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
17  JenSiNner    4 years ago

Nice to see that you're keeping your beautiful bush so well pruned.  Be a shame to see it go to seed or weed.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
17.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  JenSiNner @17    4 years ago
weed

Who's got the chips???

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
17.1.1  JenSiNner  replied to  cobaltblue @17.1    4 years ago

I'd have chips, but it would require a trip to the vending machine and I am good right here.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
17.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  JenSiNner @17.1.1    4 years ago

I've got Cheddar Japenos Cheetos

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
17.1.3  Release The Kraken  replied to  JenSiNner @17.1.1    4 years ago

Can I borrow 75 cents for the moon pie?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
17.1.4  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @17.1.2    4 years ago
I've got Cheddar Japenos Cheetos

Aw jeez. That might as well be called Orange Burning Squirters. 

 
 

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