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Some Speakers Bumped From RNC Lineup For Better B.S.

  

Category:  Stranger Than Fiction

By:  john-russell  •  6 years ago  •  23 comments

Some Speakers Bumped From RNC Lineup For Better B.S.

The Republican National Convention Committee announced some changes in the speakers lineup this week 

On Monday , Chachi from Happy Days, aka Scott Baio, will be replaced 

OLD SPEAKER                                                               NEW SPEAKER

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On Tuesday  , Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty will be replaced

           OLD SPEAKER                                                      NEW SPEAKER 

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On Wednesday  ,  Dennis Rodman   will be replaced

OLD SPEAKER                                                                                      NEW SPEAKER

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and on the final night Thursday,   Kim Jong Un will be replaced

OLD SPEAKER                                                                                      NEW SPEAKER

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JohnRussell
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1  author  JohnRussell    6 years ago

A good time will be had by all. 

 
 
 
Gsquared
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1.1  Gsquared  replied to  JohnRussell @1    6 years ago

Indeed.

 
 
 
Kavika
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2  Kavika     6 years ago

LOL

 
 
 
Ender
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3  Ender    6 years ago

Come on now. No one can beat the headliners. The two that pointed guns at protesters. That is top ticket.

Seriously though. How bad is it when they and some entitled kid that sued the media are considered their headline events.

Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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3.1  author  JohnRussell  replied to  Ender @3    6 years ago

It turns out that most of the speakers will be relations or lackeys of the president*.  Eric Trump's bimbo wife is a keynote speaker one of the nights. 

 
 
 
Ender
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3.1.1  Ender  replied to  JohnRussell @3.1    6 years ago

I read that all of kids kids and his wife will speak.

The trump show on steroids.

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
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3.1.2  Bob Nelson  replied to  Ender @3.1.1    6 years ago

The psychology here is fascinating. 

The Prophet is making himself and his family into carnaval sideshows... and requiring his TrumpTrueBelieversTM to applaud.

This seems to be his ordinary behavior recently: doing unnecessary, gratuitous nutzoidiness... and requiring adoration from his followers.

He apparently needs to have his ego caressed. 

 
 
 
Ender
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3.1.3  Ender  replied to  Bob Nelson @3.1.2    6 years ago

The ones that blow my mind are the ones that willingly want to caress it.

I mean, how sick and depraved does one have to be...

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
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3.1.4  Bob Nelson  replied to  Ender @3.1.3    6 years ago

It all makes perfect sense... once you realize that Trumpism is not a political movement, but rather a religious sect. Donald Trump is The Prophet Who Speaks The Word.

This is matter of Faith, not politics. TrumpTrueBelievers'TM fervor is religious, not political.

An adept best proves their devotion by denying the evidence of their own eyes in favor of The Word of The Prophet. 

Think about the state of mind in Jonestown... What was "truth", there?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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5  Buzz of the Orient    6 years ago

There were Republicans who spoke for Biden - are any Democrats speaking for Trump?  Maybe Netanyahu?

 
 
 
Gsquared
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6  Gsquared    6 years ago

Maybe The Amazing Trumps will do some plate juggling or sword swallowing or even high wire acrobatics with no net, of course.  A great time will be had by all.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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6.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Gsquared @6    6 years ago

Give Trump a bucket of KFC and he can the dreaded Man Eating Chicken.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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8  Buzz of the Orient    6 years ago

I've been saying for years that life imitates art, and have pointed out a number of times where it happened.  What I fantasize, and would LOVE to see, would be a happening similar to Al Pacino's speech to the jury in the trial of a judge represented by him, played by John Forsythe, in the movie And Justice for All.

While Pacino was supposed to represent and defend the judge, in his speech to the jury he ended up by screaming to the jury that the judge was guilty as hell and should be sent to prison.

You must read through his speech to the jury....

Your Honor, Mr. Foreman, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my name is Arthur Kirkland, and I am the defense counsel for the defendant, Judge Henry T. Fleming. Now, that man over there he’s the prosecuting attorney, and he couldn’t be happier today. He is a happy man today, because today he’s going after a judge, and if he gets him, if he gets him, he’s going to be a star. He’s going to have his name in this month’s Law Review . Centerfold. Lawyer of the Month. Now, in order to win this case, he needs you, naturally. You’re all he’s got, believe me. So he’s counting on tapping that emotion in you that says “Let’s get somebody in power. Let’s get a judge.” However, these proceedings are not about that. These proceedings are here to see that justice is done. And justice, as any reasonable person will tell you, is the finding of the truth. And what is the truth today? One truth, a tragic one, is that that girl has been beaten and raped. Another truth is that the prosecution doesn’t have a witness, does not have one piece of substantiating evidence other than the testimony of the victim herself. Another truth is that my client voluntarily, and the prosecution is well aware of this fact, voluntarily took a lie detector test and told the truth.

Sorry, Your Honor. Let’s get back to justice. What is justice? What is the intention of justice? The intention of justice is to see that the guilty people are punished and the innocent are freed. Simple, isn’t it? Only it’s not that simple. However, it is the defense counsel’s duty to protect the rights of the individual, as it is the prosecution’s duty to uphold and defend the laws of the State. Justice for all. Only we have a problem here. And you know what it is? Both sides want to win. We want to win. We want to win regardless of the truth. And we want to win regardless of justice. Regardless of who’s guilty or innocent. Winning is everything! That man there wants a win so badly today, it means so much to him, he is so carried away with the prospect of winning, the idea, that he forgot something absolutely essential to today’s proceeding. He forgot his case. He forgot to bring it. I don’t know, I don’t see it, do you? The prosecution’s case. He’s got to have one. Not a witness, not one piece of substantiating evidence other than the testimony of the victim herself. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a case to end all cases. I have witnesses for my client, I have character references, testimonials that are backed up from here to Washington DC!

The one thing that bothered me, the one thing that stayed in my mind and I couldn’t get rid of it, that haunted me was “why?” Why would she lie? What was her motive for lying? If my client is innocent, she’s Lying. Why? Was it blackmail? No. Was it jealousy? No. Yesterday, I found out why. She doesn’t have a motive. You know why? Because she’s not lying. And ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, the prosecution is not going to get that man today. No! Because I’m going to get him! My client, the Honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to fucking jail! The son of a bitch is guilty!

That man is guilty! That man there, that man. That man is a slime! He is a slime! If he’s allowed to go free, something really wrong is going on here!

You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They’re out of order! That man, that sick, crazy depraved man raped and beat that woman there, and he’d like to do it again! He told me so! It’s just a show! It’s a show! It’s “Let’s Make a Deal!” Let’s make a deal! Hey, Frank, you want to make a deal? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women!

Now if only one of the speakers at the RNC would finish his speech by saying "And if you are stupid enough to vote for this man, this liar, this incompetent asshole, you belong in an insane asylum."

If only....

 
 

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