Contractors looking for bamboo in ballots after unconfirmed claim they were shipped in from Asia

  

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Via:  321steve  •  last year  •  98 comments

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Contractors looking for bamboo in ballots after unconfirmed claim they were shipped in from Asia
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PHOENIX (3TV/CBS 5) - Volunteers working the Arizona state senate's audit of Maricopa County's ballots are looking for bamboo in the ballot paper, claiming some may have come from southeast Asia.

Contractors conducting the audit have offered no evidence to support their multiple claims of election fraud in Maricopa County, specifically surrounding former President Donald Trump's loss in the 2020 election.  


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321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
1  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu     last year

What's next  ?  Aliens from another world interference ?  Too many undocumented Bigfoots voted ?  Elvis padded the ballot box ? 

sad  

 
 
 
Ozzwald
Professor Quiet
1.1  Ozzwald  replied to  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu @1    last year
What's next  ?  Aliens from another world interference ?  Too many undocumented Bigfoots voted ?  Elvis padded the ballot box ? 

Don't give them more ideas.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.1.1  Tessylo  replied to  Ozzwald @1.1    last year

They'll be the latest Q conspiracy theories!  Yeah, watch it Steve, don't give them any ideas!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
1.1.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.1    last year

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Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.2  Tessylo  replied to  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu @1    last year

P.S. I like that you're using that picture for your avatar now.  Did you take my advice?

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
1.2.1  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Tessylo @1.2    last year
I like that you're using that picture for your avatar now.  Did you take my advice?

Yes Tesslyo I liked that picture more as well so I redid it putting it into the framing I already was using.  

Thanks

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
2  Kavika     last year

Next thing the dumb asses will be looking for ballots in sticky rice. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @2    last year

that's if these braindead trumpster Q nuts are able to find their heads with both hands...

 
 
 
Nerm_L
PhD Principal
3  Nerm_L    last year

Well, I don't know about bamboo.  But analyzing the substrate (paper) for consistency across ballots would be a valid test.  

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Nerm_L @3    last year

do you really think this is an exercise that will reap results?

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Professor Participates
3.1.1  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1    last year
do you really think this is an exercise that will reap results?

Desperate sore losers will do anything and say anything if they think it will somehow justify their sour grapes.

 
 
 
Nerm_L
PhD Principal
3.1.2  Nerm_L  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1    last year
do you really think this is an exercise that will reap results?

Well, of course, the exercise will reap results.  The results will either confirm the validity of the ballots or will reveal counterfeits.  

Analyzing the substrate for consistency across ballots is a valid test that should be less prone to bias than counting hanging chads.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
3.1.3  Tessylo  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @3.1.1    last year

Now trumpturd with his fake recounts in all these states is claiming the dominoes are falling and that they're finding lots and lots of votes in all of the states that President Biden won.

Sore poor losers.  Can't win without cheating, lying, stealing, suppressing votes.  

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Nerm_L @3.1.2    last year

Well, as razing says below it should be done in all 50 states.

Do you think the election was stolen like trmp says?

 
 
 
Hallux
Junior Principal
3.1.5  Hallux  replied to  Nerm_L @3.1.2    last year

Appears you are ready to be bamboozled. 

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Professor Participates
3.1.6  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Nerm_L @3.1.2    last year
or will reveal counterfeits.

Are you really still holding out hope for such a hilarious fantasy outcome that so far has exactly zero evidence? What's next, are Republicans going to demand all Biden voters come in to have their heads and asses scanned to make sure they weren't abducted by aliens, probed, mind controlled and forced to vote for Biden?

 
 
 
Nerm_L
PhD Principal
3.1.7  Nerm_L  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.4    last year
Well, as razing says below it should be done in all 50 states. Do you think the election was stolen like trmp says?

The inconsistency between party performance in the Presidential election and down ballot elections does raise questions.  The Democratic Party rigged their own Presidential primaries so the idea that the Democratic Party rigged the Presidential election isn't far fetched.

The fact that political parties have so much influence over the election process doesn't promote trust in elections.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1.8  Trout Giggles  replied to  Nerm_L @3.1.7    last year
The Democratic Party rigged their own Presidential primaries so the idea that the Democratic Party rigged the Presidential election isn't far fetched.

et tu, Nerm? I thought you were at least a little more reasonable

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
3.1.9  Tessylo  replied to  Nerm_L @3.1.7    last year

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Unfreakingbelieveable!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1.10  Trout Giggles  replied to  Nerm_L @3.1.7    last year
The fact that political parties have so much influence over the election process doesn't promote trust in elections.

Then maybe it's time to reform the election system.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Professor Participates
3.1.11  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Nerm_L @3.1.7    last year
The inconsistency between party performance in the Presidential election and down ballot elections does raise questions.

None of the questions raised are ones of election security or vote confidence, they are questions for the Republican party to answer as to why they put a candidate on the top of the ticket that many of their members didn't want to vote for.

The Democratic Party rigged their own Presidential primaries so the idea that the Democratic Party rigged the Presidential election isn't far fetched.

The DNC is a private company and could hand pick its candidates if it wanted to, nothing they did during the 2016 primary was illegal. Did senior members push the primary towards Hillary over Sanders? Yes, they did so because they thought she had a better shot of winning. They were wrong and we ended up with four years of a witless moron sexual predator in the oval office, but nothing they did would be considered election fraud thus your claim that cheating in the national election wouldn't be "far fetched" is completely bogus and just plain ridiculous.

The fact that political parties have so much influence over the election process doesn't promote trust in elections.

That cuts both ways, but the facts show that every investigation of past elections has found virtually no major election fraud or widespread voter fraud that would change any results. Your attempts to claim there is good reason for these further election inspections and scanning ballots for bamboo or with black lights looking for anything to overturn the 2020 election is without any merit.

 
 
 
Nerm_L
PhD Principal
3.1.13  Nerm_L  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.10    last year
Then maybe it's time to reform the election system.

Election reform is long overdue.  But who will trust the political parties to reform the election system?

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
3.1.14  Tessylo  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @3.1.11    last year
"The DNC is a private company and could hand pick its candidates if it wanted to, nothing they did during the 2016 primary was illegal. Did senior members push the primary towards Hillary over Sanders? Yes, they did so because they thought she had a better shot of winning. They were wrong and we ended up with four years of a witless moron sexual predator in the oval office, but nothing they did would be considered election fraud thus your claim that cheating in the national election wouldn't be "far fetched" is completely bogus and just plain ridiculous."
"The fact that political parties have so much influence over the election process doesn't promote trust in elections."

"That cuts both ways, but the facts show that every investigation of past elections has found virtually no major election fraud or widespread voter fraud that would change any results. Your attempts to claim there is good reason for these further election inspections and scanning ballots for bamboo or with black lights looking for anything to overturn the 2020 election is without any merit."

So concise and so true.  

It's a ridiculous/absurd notion/idea and gee, I wonder who would bear the costs of such a ridiculous waste of money and time and resources.  

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
3.1.15  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Nerm_L @3.1.13    last year
Election reform is long overdue

6 months ago Republican Governor Ducey was all over the airwaves here claiming the Arizona election process was sound, fair and secure. 

BTW: The same election process that put him in power. 

 
 
 
Nerm_L
PhD Principal
3.1.16  Nerm_L  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @3.1.11    last year
None of the questions raised are ones of election security or vote confidence, they are questions for the Republican party to answer as to why they put a candidate on the top of the ticket that many of their members didn't want to vote for.

Isn't the purpose of the primary process to address that issue?  If the party primaries aren't rigged then the majority of party affiliates nominate who they would vote for in the general election.

The party candidates must win two elections to become President.  They must win the primary election that is completely controlled by the party and they must win the general election that is controlled by the two parties..  The two party control of the election process means that either a Democrat or Republican will win the election.  So, don't blow off concerns that the elections are rigged to favor Democrats and Republicans.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1.17  Trout Giggles  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @3.1.6    last year
demand all Biden voters come in to have their heads and asses scanned to make sure they weren't abducted by aliens, probed, mind controlled and forced to vote for Biden?

That's where I draw the line at all this invasion of my privacy!

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Professor Participates
3.1.18  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Nerm_L @3.1.16    last year
Isn't the purpose of the primary process to address that issue?  If the party primaries aren't rigged then the majority of party affiliates nominate who they would vote for in the general election.

" The  Republican National Committee  (RNC) did not host any official primary debates. On May 3, 2018, the party voted to eliminate their debate committee, which, according to CNN, served as "a warning to would-be Republican rivals of President Donald Trump about his strong support among party loyalists"

" Debates among the challengers have been scheduled without the RNC's involvement."

" On September 6, both of Trump's main challengers at the time, Bill Weld and Joe Walsh, criticized these cancellations as undemocratic."

.

The party candidates must win two elections to become President.

No, they don't. The RNC and the DNC have canceled primaries before in lieu of their incumbent running for a second time.

They must win the primary election

Nope.

The two party control of the election process means that either a Democrat or Republican will win the election.

That's proven true so far.

So, don't blow off concerns that the elections are rigged to favor Democrats and Republicans.

If you're saying that because the two party system itself is effectively "rigged" meaning 3rd party candidates have virtually no chance of winning, then you are correct. That does not in any way mean there is any evidence of actual vote rigging or fraudulent ballots.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Professor Participates
3.1.19  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.17    last year
That's where I draw the line at all this invasion of my privacy!

If Republicans could get away with it I'm sure they would try. In there minds just the fact that they lost is somehow proof that the other side must have cheated because they're so fucking full of themselves they can't imagine anyone else disagreeing with them on politics or policy.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
3.1.20  Ender  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @3.1.19    last year

I can only shake my head at the narrative being thrown around that just because donald had a bunch of people at his rallies, that means he should have won.

I honestly think they don't see how ridiculous they sound.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Professor Participates
3.1.21  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Ender @3.1.20    last year
just because donald had a bunch of people at his rallies, that means he should have won.

I wouldn't be surprised if nearly half of those who attended his rallies just followed him around the country in their cars attending every rally like some sort of bloated groupie. It's something that those with actual jobs wouldn't be able to do but for his buck tooth fan club living out of their El Caminos on the road it was no doubt second nature.

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
3.1.22  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Dismayed Patriot @3.1.21    last year
I wouldn't be surprised if nearly half of those who attended his rallies just followed him around

Just like the pied piper ...

You take a mortal man
And put him in control
Watch him become a god
Watch people's heads a'roll
A'roll, a' roll

Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the symphony
Of destruction

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
3.1.23  Thrawn 31  replied to  Ender @3.1.20    last year

It’s the dumbest logic ever. It’s denying the concept that while some people may like you there could be MANY more that do not.

 
 
 
Duck Hawk
Freshman Silent
3.1.24  Duck Hawk  replied to  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu @3.1.22    last year

Remember to give credit to the performer of the songs you post.

Megadeath was outstanding for their social commentary, so is Body Count.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
3.1.25  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu @3.1.15    last year

If he had lost, he would have said otherwise I am betting.

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
3.1.26  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Duck Hawk @3.1.24    last year
give credit to the performer of the songs you post.

Duck seems you knew who got credit so did anyone else who saw these links I posted elsewhere. PS: Megadeth isn't lacking credit for their work anyway. 

Picky picky picky .. satisfied now .. no ... O well. 

Duu 

 
 
 
Thomas
Sophomore Guide
3.3  Thomas  replied to  Nerm_L @3    last year
But analyzing the substrate (paper) for consistency across ballots would be a valid test

If they were all from one batch of paper.

Are different types of ballots printed on different types of paper? Are they all printed in the same shop?  

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
3.3.1  Tessylo  replied to  Thomas @3.3    last year
"But analyzing the substrate (paper) for consistency across ballots would be a valid test"

"If they were all from one batch of paper.

Are different types of ballots printed on different types of paper? Are they all printed in the same shop?"  

Can you imagine the money involved in such nonsense?  What a ridiculous/absurd idea/notion.  

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
3.3.2  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Tessylo @3.3.1    last year
Can you imagine the money involved in such nonsense? 

Hell we here in AZ can't even find out who is paying for this recount. All we know is part of it is coming from "dark" money" Set up legally so no one ever knows who it is.

 sad 

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
3.3.3  Tessylo  replied to  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu @3.3.2    last year

Those are all bogus recounts due to trumpturd and his delusions and those of his supporters.  

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
3.4  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Nerm_L @3    last year
But analyzing the substrate (paper) for consistency across ballots would be a valid test. 

True but only if the ballots were all of known to be produced having the same set of known of unique characteristics. Or if every characteristic from every source of the paper was known and compared.

Chances are all of the paper used did not come from the same exact source. 

.....................................................

John Brakey, the co-founder of   a group called AUDIT   (an acronym for Americans United for Democracy, Integrity, and Transparency in Elections),   told CBS reporter Dennis Welch   that "5K cameras" were being used to take snapshots of the ballots and examine the folds in the ballots.

The far-fetched theory rests on the idea that tracings of bamboo would prove that the ballots were created abroad, despite the fact that not all paper made from bamboo is   milled in Asia,   and in fact, there are   several bamboo forests in the US .

Additionally, while   bamboo pulp paper does exist in China ,   not all paper produced in China contains traces of bamboo   as the country continues to have a thriving wood pulp and timber industry.

"There are accusations that 40,000 ballots were flown into Arizona and it was stuffed into the box, and it came from the southeast part of the world - Asia -and what they're doing is to find out if there's bamboo in the paper," said Brakey, who is also an assistant to former Arizona secretary of state Ken Bennett, who is fronting the audit as its spokesman.

Biden   won the county   by more than 45,000 votes.

However, Brakey -   who claims that he has been investigating elections for at least 16 years   - clarified that he did not believe the theory about the bamboo ballots.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
3.5  Ender  replied to  Nerm_L @3    last year

You actually think another country could ship in millions of ballots and people introduce them into the system and no one no where would never see or hear anything about it....

smh...

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
4  Split Personality    last year

512

What caught my eye was the claim that it lasts twice as long....

Is it me or how many times can you use a piece of TP?

https://www.grove.co/paper?utm_source=google&utm_medium=nonbrand_search&utm_campaign=acq-HH-Paper-NB&utm_term=sustainable%20toilet%20paper&utm_content=4423&ordering=-sold&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzIbGn8e18AIV9j6tBh164AlZEAAYASABEgJf_fD_BwE

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @4    last year

But is this the kind of paper you want on hand when you prepping for a colonoscopy? As a person who has been thru at least 4 of them, you want the softest TP you can find

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
4.1.1  Ender  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1    last year

Oh Lord, I am going for one on the 19th.

I am guessing the 18th won't be a great day for me.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @4.1.1    last year

Um...stay away from everybody that day. You can't really eat anything. Get some banana popsicles. They help especially after you have your dinner of chicken broth. And drink ginger ale after drinking the 3 gallons of salt-packed imitation Kool-Aid you have to drink. It will help your stomach.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
4.1.3  Ender  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.2    last year

They did give me some anti nausea pills to take. Said a lot of people get nauseous.

They are going to knock me out and scope both ends.

I guess I am going to be spit roasted...

I will have to get some popsicles.

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Guide
4.1.4  pat wilson  replied to  Ender @4.1.3    last year
I will have to get some popsicles.

Green or blue, red and orange can affect your exam. Same with Jello, no red or orange.

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
4.1.5  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Ender @4.1.3    last year
They are going to knock me out and scope both ends

Good luck Ender look at the bright side at least they aren't going in one end and coming out the other. 

Best wishes !!! 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4.1.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @4.1.3    last year

I hope I get anti-nausea pills next time, I always puke when I take that stuff.

So you're getting an endoscopy and a colonoscopy at the same time. I've had that done. The best part is you get knocked out and when you wake up they give some pop because you have to pass gas before they let you go. The only time it's not embarassing to pass gas.

As pat says below, stick with clear liquids but they probably already told you that. I was allowed to drink black coffee and tea on the prep day

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4.1.7  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @4.1.3    last year

And no beer. Mr Giggles asked the nurse the last time he had one and he was given an emphatic NO!

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
4.1.8  Ender  replied to  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu @4.1.5    last year

Hopefully they won't meet in the middle...

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
4.1.9  Ender  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.7    last year

Damn. A day without beer...

My beer consumption is giving money to Mexico so they can pay for the wall...

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
4.1.10  Ender  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.6    last year

They are supposed to call closer to the time and give me more details.

One thing they said is I have to wait after until I can talk to the doctor.

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
4.1.11  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Ender @4.1.8    last year
Hopefully they won't meet in the middle...

True !!

384

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4.1.12  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @4.1.10    last year

Yeah, you can't go anywhere until you do that. So they rudely wake you up from the best sleep you've had in years and then you can't remember anything anybody tells you

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
4.1.13  Ender  replied to  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu @4.1.11    last year

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evilgenius
PhD Guide
4.1.14  evilgenius  replied to  Ender @4.1.3    last year
Said a lot of people get nauseous.

I do. I dred it. The last 2 times they have given me something that works in a smaller dose, but I have to get up at like 4 in the morning and do the second round. 

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
4.1.15  Ender  replied to  evilgenius @4.1.14    last year

They gave me something called Plenvu. From what I gather I am to take two doses. One at ten am and another at ten pm.

Then someone was talking about enemas, just to make sure you are clean. Not so sure about that. Might have to be a no...

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
4.1.16  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.12    last year
then you can't remember anything anybody tells you

True it's best to have someone with you to do the remembering. 

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
4.1.17  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Ender @4.1.15    last year
just to make sure you are clean.

I fasted the day before. 

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
4.1.18  Ender  replied to  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu @4.1.17    last year

Might not be a bad idea. I can usually go for the day, it is at night that I get really hungry.

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
4.1.19  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Ender @4.1.18    last year
it is at night that I get really hungry.

I did as well, I did have a couple of bites of something simple to curb the urge in the evening. A couple of bites. I figured that was still much better than eating a normal days worth of food though. 

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Quiet
4.1.20  charger 383  replied to  Ender @4.1.1    last year

Good luck and hope the results are good 

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
4.1.21  Ender  replied to  charger 383 @4.1.20    last year

Thank you. I am not looking forward to it.

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
4.1.22  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Ender @4.1.21    last year
I am not looking forward to it.

I'd say few do.

lol

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
4.1.23  Ender  replied to  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu @4.1.22    last year

Ya never know...Haha

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
4.1.24  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Ender @4.1.23    last year
Ya never know...Haha

True although I've never seen a line leading to colonoscopies. 

So I'm guessing they are not real popular. At least in America. 

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Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
4.1.25  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.2    last year

What do you do with the banana popsicles?  I hope it isn't what I'm thinking.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4.1.26  Trout Giggles  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.1.25    last year

What do you think you do with them?

You EAT them!

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Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
4.1.27  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.26    last year

Well, you were talking about colonoscopies....

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
4.2  Tessylo  replied to  Split Personality @4    last year
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Hallux
Junior Principal
4.3  Hallux  replied to  Split Personality @4    last year

Folks used to use corn on the cob and then rinse it off ...

 
 
 
Greg Jones
Professor Guide
4.3.1  Greg Jones  replied to  Hallux @4.3    last year

No...they ate the corn first. Cobs were plentiful, no need to reuse them

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/s

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Professor Participates
4.5  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Split Personality @4    last year

I wouldn't put it past Republicans to find a ballot that had been handled just after someone wiped with bamboo toilet paper and then claimed it proved China rigged the election.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
4.6  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Split Personality @4    last year
Is it me or how many times can you use a piece of TP?

Not having to find out is worth a celebration in and of itself, eh? 

On a related note, back when toilet paper was scarce and even unmatched socks were beginning to look like an acceptable alternative, I happened upon a 12-pack roll of bamboo TP at the back of a somewhat obscure shelving area.  I wasn't aware that such paper existed, and my first thought was 'ouch', but that didn't stop me.  I quickly snagged it, much to the chagrin of the growing mob of plotting, conniving ne'er-do-wells behind me.  It didn't take long to learn that 'ouch' was an understatement.  We were glad to have it, though.  We used the last two rolls as makeshift brillo pads to clean the bottom of the oven.  

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Principal
4.6.1  sandy-2021492  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @4.6    last year
We used the last two rolls as makeshift brillo pads to clean the bottom of the oven. 

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JohnRussell
Professor Principal
5  JohnRussell    last year

And if it turned out miraculously that the paper the ballots are printed on came from Southeast Asia, what exactly would this prove?

This is what happens when a whole section of the population gives their minds over to conspiracy nuttery.  This is all a far far bigger problem for this society than most people realize. 

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
6  Ender    last year

So let me get this straight...

the republicans think that ballots were shipped in from another country to give Biden the win.

Ok, do they not think ballots match up to an actual person?

They think tens of thousands of votes can just be put into the system without an actual person attached to them?

There is zero validity in any of this and people trying to justify it are just as nuts as the conspiracy theorists in charge of this farce.

 
 
 
TᵢG
Professor Principal
7  TᵢG    last year

Stupider and stupider.

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
7.1  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  TᵢG @7    last year

more and more desperate !! 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
8  Buzz of the Orient    last year
"Volunteers working the Arizona state senate's audit of Maricopa County's ballots are looking for bamboo in the ballot paper, claiming some may have come from southeast Asia."

I have two comments to make about this....

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and...

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because...

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Kavika
Professor Principal
9  Kavika     last year

I have to wonder if these dumb asses realize that there are 10,000 species of Bamboo in the world. 

Oh hell ya, let's trace it back that should prove entertaining.

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Guide
9.1  pat wilson  replied to  Kavika @9    last year

But how many species of bamboo are from China ???  /s

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
9.1.1  Kavika   replied to  pat wilson @9.1    last year

I just got in contact with a couple of panda bears in China and they assured me that there are over 500 species in China alone. 

If you don't believe a panda bear who are you going to believe?

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
Sophomore Expert
9.1.2  seeder  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Kavika @9.1.1    last year
If you don't believe a panda bear who are you going to believe?

                              Trust no one !

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Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
10  Paula Bartholomew    last year

Could it be that we simply purchased and imported the bamboo paper from Asia to produce the ballots?

 
 

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