Millions Of Trump Mail -In Votes Found In Alabama Ravine

  

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By:  john-russell  •  2 months ago  •  18 comments

Millions Of Trump Mail -In Votes Found In Alabama Ravine
"This is a game changer" said Rudy Giuliani




News item - Hundreds of  FedEx  packages were discovered discarded in a ravine Wednesday in Blount County, Alabama, some 40 miles northeast of Birmingham, according to the local sheriff's office.



Deputies responded Wednesday afternoon to a ravine on private property, where they discovered 300 to 400 FedEx packages of assorted sizes that appeared to have been thrown into the ravine, the Blount County Sheriff's Office said in a statement on Facebook.

"Hopefully we will have some answers soon," the office said.



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Buford Guzzler,  head of the local Q Anon chapter revealed the shocking news on the conservative social media site Parler Wednesday night. "Each of these 400 boxes contains approximately 20,000 mail in votes for Donald Trump. Hundreds of thousands from each of the "swing" states the commies claim Trump lost. "


Guzzler immediately called for Judge Jeannine Pirro  to travel to Mara Lago and swear Donald Trump in as the 45th president of the United States. Sadly Pirro declined because of mask requirements on the nation's air flights and the fact that the airline would not permit her to bring her boxwine th?id=OP.DoTqze7JKsvh9Q474C474&o=5&pid=21.1&w=128&h=128&qlt=100&dpr=1&bw=6&bc=FFFFFF&c=17 into the passenger cabin.  Alternate arrangements were made and now Ivanka Trump will swear in her father in the president's private quarters. 


Mike Lindell was overcome with joy at the news that his belief that the election had been stolen from Trump was finally vindicated. "I was down to my last nerve" Lindell told 98 year old Pat Robertson on the 7000 club.  "Now I can hold my head high again. Praise the Lord."


Cabinet assignments for the new Trump administration have already been announced. 


Vice President -  Marjorie Taylor Greene


Personal secretary (wink wink)  - Lauren Boebert


Attorney General -  Sydney Powell


White House mens room attendant -  Mitch McConnell


Secretary Of Education -  Mike Lindell


Athletic Director  - Jim Jordan


Secretary Of Defense - Kyle Rittenhouse's mom



When asked if he will still run in 2024 even though he will now begin his second term immediately, Donald Trump said "why not?" , I'm president again and I can do whatever I want." 







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JohnRussell
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1  author  JohnRussell    2 months ago

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Greg Jones
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1.1  Greg Jones  replied to  JohnRussell @1    2 months ago

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JohnRussell
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1.1.1  author  JohnRussell  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1    2 months ago

thank you

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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2  author  JohnRussell    2 months ago

Nancy Pelosi categorized the story as "fake news". 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3  Trout Giggles    2 months ago

Nice bit of satire

 
 
 
Kavika
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4  Kavika     2 months ago

LMAO.

This is the road they were found next to. 

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Split Personality
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4.1  Split Personality  replied to  Kavika @4    2 months ago

and the second site, many miles away was on Farfrompootin Rd,

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Gsquared
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5  Gsquared    2 months ago

800

 
 
 
Kavika
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5.1  Kavika   replied to  Gsquared @5    2 months ago

LOL

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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5.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Gsquared @5    2 months ago

good one

 
 
 
bbl-1
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6  bbl-1    2 months ago

Am completely astounded that the Russians and Chinese are so inept with logistics.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
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7  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    2 months ago

Funny and clever.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
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8  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    2 months ago

Funny and clever.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
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9  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    2 months ago

Funny and clever.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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9.1  author  JohnRussell  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @9    2 months ago

thanks for the bumps sis. 

 
 
 
Kavika
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10  Kavika     2 months ago

I believe that they are going to do a recount in Alabama even though Trump won the state. Perhaps we'll have an Arizona result where Biden gained votes. 

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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11  Paula Bartholomew    2 months ago

The problem is that this satire will be taken seriously by Trump and he will run with it.  The mofo lost and he knows it, but won't let it go.

 
 
 
bbl-1
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11.1  bbl-1  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @11    2 months ago

No.  Trump is keeping the focus on 2020.  Everything he says happened in 2020 DID happen in 2016 and he knows it.  He was never elected, he lost.  The Russian 'fix' was in place in 2016.  But in the ensuing four years the NSA, FBI, Homeland Security and the Pentagon quietly removed the bugs and viruses.--------------At Helsinki when Putin assured Trump his 'viruses' were still in place he did not know that US INTEL and Security dealt with them.

Trump was never a legitimate president.  Thusly, everything he signed, every act he forwarded and every nomination he enlisted is also null and void.  Trump himself is null and void.

 
 

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