Millions Of Trump Mail -In Votes Found In Alabama Ravine
"This is a game changer" said Rudy Giuliani
News item - Hundreds of FedEx packages were discovered discarded in a ravine Wednesday in Blount County, Alabama, some 40 miles northeast of Birmingham, according to the local sheriff's office.
Deputies responded Wednesday afternoon to a ravine on private property, where they discovered 300 to 400 FedEx packages of assorted sizes that appeared to have been thrown into the ravine, the Blount County Sheriff's Office said in a statement on Facebook.
"Hopefully we will have some answers soon," the office said.
Buford Guzzler, head of the local Q Anon chapter revealed the shocking news on the conservative social media site Parler Wednesday night. "Each of these 400 boxes contains approximately 20,000 mail in votes for Donald Trump. Hundreds of thousands from each of the "swing" states the commies claim Trump lost. "
Guzzler immediately called for Judge Jeannine Pirro to travel to Mara Lago and swear Donald Trump in as the 45th president of the United States. Sadly Pirro declined because of mask requirements on the nation's air flights and the fact that the airline would not permit her to bring her boxwine 
into the passenger cabin. Alternate arrangements were made and now Ivanka Trump will swear in her father in the president's private quarters.
Mike Lindell was overcome with joy at the news that his belief that the election had been stolen from Trump was finally vindicated. "I was down to my last nerve" Lindell told 98 year old Pat Robertson on the 7000 club. "Now I can hold my head high again. Praise the Lord."
Cabinet assignments for the new Trump administration have already been announced.
Vice President - Marjorie Taylor Greene
Personal secretary (wink wink) - Lauren Boebert
Attorney General - Sydney Powell
White House mens room attendant - Mitch McConnell
Secretary Of Education - Mike Lindell
Athletic Director - Jim Jordan
Secretary Of Defense - Kyle Rittenhouse's mom
When asked if he will still run in 2024 even though he will now begin his second term immediately, Donald Trump said "why not?" , I'm president again and I can do whatever I want."
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Nancy Pelosi categorized the story as "fake news".
Nice bit of satire
LMAO.
This is the road they were found next to.
and the second site, many miles away was on Farfrompootin Rd,
LOL
good one
Am completely astounded that the Russians and Chinese are so inept with logistics.
Funny and clever.
Funny and clever.
Funny and clever.
thanks for the bumps sis.
I believe that they are going to do a recount in Alabama even though Trump won the state. Perhaps we'll have an Arizona result where Biden gained votes.
The problem is that this satire will be taken seriously by Trump and he will run with it. The mofo lost and he knows it, but won't let it go.
No. Trump is keeping the focus on 2020. Everything he says happened in 2020 DID happen in 2016 and he knows it. He was never elected, he lost. The Russian 'fix' was in place in 2016. But in the ensuing four years the NSA, FBI, Homeland Security and the Pentagon quietly removed the bugs and viruses.--------------At Helsinki when Putin assured Trump his 'viruses' were still in place he did not know that US INTEL and Security dealt with them.
Trump was never a legitimate president. Thusly, everything he signed, every act he forwarded and every nomination he enlisted is also null and void. Trump himself is null and void.