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Trump's Finger Hovers Over 'Send' Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000

Trump's Finger Hovers Over 'Send' Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 years ago

People Blocking Students From College Based On Race Probably On Right Side Of History Again

People Blocking Students From College Based On Race Probably On Right Side Of History Again


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  2 years ago

New Study Finds Most Effective Treatment For Depression Watching Scrawny Libs Get Absolutely Manhandled By Police

New Study Finds Most Effective Treatment For Depression Watching Scrawny Libs Get Absolutely Manhandled By Police


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  2 years ago

'I've Never Felt So Alive,' Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student

'I've Never Felt So Alive,' Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  11 Comments  •  2 years ago

Trump pledges that if re-elected he will NEVER rape another girl again.

Trump pledges that if re-elected he will NEVER rape another girl again.


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  Satire  •  43 Comments  •  2 years ago

Donnie has a new campaign slogan: "I pledge to you, fellow MAGA-LOONS from this day forward, that if I am re-elected, I will NEVER rape again!"That is the most peculiar pledge in the history of...
Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests

Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  2 years ago

Poilievre meets with far-right east coast extremists to workshop summer conspiracies

Poilievre meets with far-right east coast extremists to workshop summer conspiracies


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  2 years ago

NOVA SCOTIA/ NEW BRUNSWICK   BORDER –   Conservative   leader Pierre Poilievre has met with far-right extremists camped out on the border between Nova Scotia and New Brunswick, for the purpose...
10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden

10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  2 years ago

Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans

Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  2 years ago

Trump clarifies abortion stance as “whatever will convince you, personally, to vote for me”

Trump clarifies abortion stance as “whatever will convince you, personally, to vote for me”


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  2 years ago

Liberal budget promises 10 bajillion dollars to whatever thing you’re into

Liberal budget promises 10 bajillion dollars to whatever thing you’re into


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  11 Comments  •  2 years ago

Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'

Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 years ago

4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights

4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 years ago

New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food

New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  22 Comments  •  2 years ago

Canada suffering productivity crisis, says government that does nothing

Canada suffering productivity crisis, says government that does nothing


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 years ago

Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants

Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  2 years ago

Bats announce plans to fuck shit up during eclipse

Bats announce plans to fuck shit up during eclipse


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  17 Comments  •  2 years ago

Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses

Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  35 Comments  •  2 years ago

Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic

Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  2 years ago

Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats

Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  2 years ago

Donnie's SECRET WEAPON. It's not his charm, intelligence, competence. It is his DIAPER!

Donnie's SECRET WEAPON. It's not his charm, intelligence, competence. It is his DIAPER!


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  2 years ago

Donnie J. Trump's threat to HUMANITY is not his hot tempers, insane rantings or "know-nothing" approach to governance.No, Sir-Ree-Bob-A-Looney Tunes, it is his DIAPERS, always filled with a...
Ketanji Brown Jackson Warns Right To Free Speech Could Lead To People Speaking Freely

Ketanji Brown Jackson Warns Right To Free Speech Could Lead To People Speaking Freely


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  2 years ago

Mike Jonson, Speaker of the Louse, SCREAMED out his fellow girlfriends, "I am NOT GAY", even though no one ask.

Mike Jonson, Speaker of the Louse, SCREAMED out his fellow girlfriends, "I am NOT GAY", even though no one ask.


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  2 years ago

BREAKING NEWSDirect from "Broke My Back Mountain"In a shocking lack of decorum, Speaker of the Louse, Mickey Johnson, lashed out at his fellow girlfriends, screaming, "I am NOT GAY! I just look...
Democrats Warn That Migrants Committing Murder Could Result In More People Referring To Them By The Wrong Term

Democrats Warn That Migrants Committing Murder Could Result In More People Referring To Them By The Wrong Term


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 years ago

Biden Tells Aide He Had Strange Dream He Was Talking And People Were Standing And Clapping

Biden Tells Aide He Had Strange Dream He Was Talking And People Were Standing And Clapping


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 years ago

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