Banana Republics Starting To Feel Kinda Bad For United States

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  11 months ago

“WORLD — Banana republics from across the globe have begun to feel a bit bad for the United States, and wondering if perhaps they ought to do...”

'The U.S. Is Not A Banana Republic,' Says Biden While Showing Off Cool New Uniform

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  11 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an address to the nation, El Presidente Biden showed off his cool new uniform covered with flashy medals and assured the...”

Judge Instructs Jurors They Need Not Believe Trump Is Guilty To Convict Him

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  11 months ago

“NEW YORK, NY — As the criminal trial involving former President Donald Trump winds to a close, the presiding judge instructed jurors that they...”

Kangaroos Ask People To Stop Unfairly Comparing Them To U.S. Justice System

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  11 months ago

“AUSTRALIA — Kangaroos hosted a press conference today calling for a stop to demeaning comparisons to the United States justice system.”

AOC Demands To Know Where Alito Bought An Upside-Down U.S. Flag

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  11 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — As controversy continued to swirl around Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez demanded to...”

Here Are 9 More Extremist Flags Spotted At Alito's Home

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  173 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  11 months ago

“Justice Alito is in hot water after the "An Appeal to Heaven" flag was spotted outside his home, as well as an American flag flying upside-down....”

Savvy Restaurateur Moves To Take Over Newly Vacant Red Lobster Locations

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  11 months ago

“U.S. — Resourceful restaurateur Eugene H. Krabs announced plans this week to convert the hundreds of vacated Red Lobster locations into new Krusty...”

Don't laugh: Biden thinks he's been tough on the border

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  4 Comments  •  1 Like  •  11 months ago

“President Joe Biden is now trying to sell to voters the idea that he is actually tough on illegal immigration. Don't laugh, he really means it.”

Biden not fooling voters on economy

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  21 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  11 months ago

“Data show that people grew far wealthier under Donald Trump than under Joe Biden, and voters know it.”

Democrats Promise There's No Way A Person Who Entered The Country Illegally Would Ever Vote Illegally

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  17 Comments  •  1 Like  •  11 months ago

“WASHINGTON, DC — Democrats assured the American people this week there's no way people who entered the country illegally would ever engage in other...”