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What Luck! Biden Finds Prewritten Answer To A Completely Spontaneous Press Question Right On His Note Card

Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 6 Comments • 4 Likes • 11 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden appeared visibly overwhelmed Thursday during an impromptu on-the-record press gaggle until he noticed the answer...”

Feminists Warn Young Girls Against Marrying Rich, Muscular Football Stars Who Love Them And Take Care Of All Their Needs And Praise Them In Speeches

Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 5 Comments • 4 Likes • 11 months ago

“KANSAS CITY, KS — In the wake of Harrison Butker's recent commencement speech encouraging college graduates to get married and start a family,...”

After Michael Cohen Testimony, Trump Trial Prosecutors File Motion For A Do-Over

Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 4 Likes • 11 months ago

“NEW YORK, NY — Following testimony from disbarred attorney Michael Cohen that legal experts said was damaging to their case against former...”

Biden's Voldemortian theory of privilege: The president whose voice must not be heard

Via: GregTx • Today's America • 3 Comments • 4 Likes • 11 months ago

“It appears that Joe Biden is "he who must not be heard."”

Donald Trump's 7 Debate Demands Revealed

Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 11 months ago

“Details were still being ironed out, but it was confirmed yesterday that the world could now look forward to another debate between Donald Trump...”

Nancy Pelosi Begins Dressing As Hobo After Learning San Francisco Giving Vodka Shots To Homeless

Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 4 Likes • 11 months ago

“SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Bay Area residents were doing double-takes today, as Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi began dressing as a hobo after learning San...”

Here Are Biden's 10 Conditions For Debating Trump

Via: GregTx • Satire • 11 Comments • 6 Likes • 11 months ago

“Biden's team announced the President has agreed to a debate with Donald Trump in June, but only if a lengthy set of very particular conditions are...”

Republicans mock Biden for debate video edits and question fitness to face Trump

Via: GregTx • Today's America • 1 Comments • 11 months ago

“Republicans ripped into the 14-second video for its edits, which critics said prove Biden won't be able to perform in a high-stakes debate.”

Latest Polls Show Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win Election This Year

Via: GregTx • Satire • 4 Comments • 4 Likes • 11 months ago

“U.S. — As former President Donald Trump continued to build a sizeable lead in a majority of swing states, the latest polls suggest President Joe...”

Biden Declares Administration Will Never Leave Anyone Behind, Except Those Americans Held Hostage By Hamas, Or Trapped When Afghanistan Fell, Or Killed Accidentally By A Drone (Continued)