With Biden Stalling, Israel Announces They Will Just Get American Weapons From Taliban

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“TEL AVIV — With Biden delaying shipments of U.S. weaponry, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced today they will just obtain it from the...”

Trump's Finger Hovers Over 'Send' Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  last year

“MANHATTAN, NY — After coming up with a devastating burn about the prosecutor's mom, former President Trump sat with his hand hovering over the...”

Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  last year

“LOUISVILLE, KY — The annual spectacle and revelry of the world's most famous horse race was interrupted by an awkward moment as Kristi Noem...”

Biden's xenophobic gaffe

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  7 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“Calling out closest allies in Asia xenophobic is just one in a long line of President Joe Biden gaffes.”

People Blocking Students From College Based On Race Probably On Right Side Of History Again

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“U.S. — Groundbreaking, surprising new research suggests that people who block students from higher education based on their race are once again the...”

Boeing Starliner is set to launch NASA astronauts from Florida on the Crewed Flight Test

Via: GregTx  •  Health, Science & Technology  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  last year

“Starliner is set to launch NASA astronauts to the ISS. Here's everything you need to know before launch day.”

Air Force making gains in artificial intelligence with AI-piloted F-16 flight

Via: GregTx  •  Health, Science & Technology  •  7 Comments  •  1 Like  •  last year

“The Air Force successfully gamed a dogfight between a normal F-16 and AI-controlled F-16, with the head of the Air Force riding in the front seat.”

Mark Hamill Joins Death Star Press Conference To Say What A Good Job He Thinks The Emperor Is Doing

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  6 months ago

“DEATH STAR — Viewers of the Imperial News Network were stunned today, as Mark Hamill joined a Death Star press conference to say what a good job he...”

New Study Finds Most Effective Treatment For Depression Watching Scrawny Libs Get Absolutely Manhandled By Police

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“U.S. — Advancements in ways to counter anxiety about the state of the country had experts encouraged, as a new study found the most effective...”

Henry Cuellar indicted: DOJ charges Texas House Democrat with taking bribes

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  4 Comments  •  1 Like  •  last year

“The Justice Department indicted Rep. Henry Cuellar (D-TX) on Friday.”