Campus riots and a Chicago convention: Deja vu all over again?

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  1 Comments  •  last year

“With protests and building occupations at Columbia University 56 years to the day after a previous occupation, and in other ways, too, it seems...”

'I've Never Felt So Alive,' Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  11 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“LOS ANGELES, CA — After weeks of dealing with unruly and aggravated protestors, a Los Angeles police officer finally felt moments of real joy and...”

Hamas victims sue pro-Palestinian campus organizations for helping terrorists

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  last year

“Victims of the Oct. 7 Hamas terrorist attack on Israel are suing two pro-Palestinian campus organizations, saying they hold some responsibility for...”

The inherently undemocratic administrative state

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  8 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“The Executive Branch was not meant to have this much legislative power and it is time for Congress to take it back.”

Hamas Thanks College Student Supporters By Promising Them A Quick Death During Global Intifada

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“RAFAH — Hamas has issued a statement of thanks to American university students for their unwavering support over the past few weeks, promising...”

Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“NEW YORK, NY — In a dramatic entrance that left onlookers both baffled and concerned for their immediate safety, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar descended...”

'Israel Must End Its Illegal Occupation!' Cry People Staging Illegal Occupation

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“U.S. — According to sources, college students have illegally occupied public spaces across the country to protest what they believe is Israel's...”

10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  10 Likes  •  last year

“Have you ever noticed that Joe Biden has a funny way of speaking? From his endearing way of retelling events that never happened to his uncanny...”

Biden Unveils Official Campaign Slogan 'Death To America'

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  6 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  last year

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After workshopping several potential slogans with Democratic focus groups, the 2024 Biden campaign has settled on "Death To...”

Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  last year

“NEW YORK, NY — As pro-Palestine groups continued to gather on campus following the establishment of the Gaza Solidarity Encampment, Columbia...”