America Honors Earth Day By Recycling Used Presidential Candidates

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  2 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“U.S. — In a touching homage to Mother Earth, Americans elected to responsibly recycle two used presidential candidates for use in the upcoming...”

Why it's impossible for Trump to get a fair jury

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  57 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  last year

“It is preposterous to suggest that any American citizen called as a prospective juror could be "unbiased" when it comes to Trump.”

Postcards from the edge of cannibalism

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  5 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“In Pennsylvania, Biden tried to present a postcard picture of his presidency, but he failed to deliver.”

Dickey Betts, Allman Brothers Band Singer-Guitarist, Dead at 80

Via: GregTx  •  Entertainment  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  last year

“The co-founder of the Southern rock institution was known for "Ramblin' Man," a countryfied guitar style all his own, and inspiring a character in...”

Biden promises Pittsburgh workers tariffs on China will protect union jobs

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  32 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“President Joe Biden spoke at the United Steelworkers headquarters in Pittsburgh, assuring union workers that tariffs on China will save union jobs.”

Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  last year

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a swift and decisive response to the drone and missile attack on Israeli targets over the weekend, President Joe Biden...”

What the Upper-Middle-Class Left Doesn't Get About Inflation - The Atlantic

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  7 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  last year

“Liberal politicians and economists don't seem to recognize the everyday harms of rising costs.”

4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  last year

“PORTLAND, OR — In a brilliant last-minute move to avoid being painfully murdered by abortion doctors, a local baby has claimed "squatter's rights"...”

The Biden presidency retcon

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  2 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“President Joe Biden is trying to rewrite history on inflation and the border crisis.”

World In Shock As Murderous Terrorist State Ignores Warning From Impotent Old Man

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  last year

“WORLD — The globe was left in utter shock today as the murderous Iranian regime had the incredible gall to ignore the warnings of a confused old...”