Biden's poor polling may be as good as it gets for him

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  10 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“Implausible as it may seem in Biden's weakened condition, this may be as good as it's going to get for him.”

New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  22 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  2 years ago

“US — With inflation showing no signs of slowing down, a new diet craze is sweeping across the nation. Known as the Biden Diet, the principle is...”

White House Announces Inflation Doing Great If You Hold The Chart Upside Down

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — With criticism mounting regarding the rate of inflation and the increased cost of basic necessities, the White House announced...”

Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 years ago

“U.S. — Following extensive research, mental health experts have confirmed that a sunny day at the ballpark is 1000 times more effective than taking...”

Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“U.S. — Despite ominous polling data showing former President Donald Trump holding leads in key battleground states, there are strong indications...”

Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  35 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“U.S. — Dorks across the nation have begun helpfully identifying themselves for the general populace by all wearing solar eclipse glasses.”

Bad data from the FBI mislead about crime

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  6 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“The fourth quarter 2023 crime report from the FBI, the federal government's official keeper of crime data, is unreliable at best and deceptive at...”

Criticism of Israel's Damascus strike is dead wrong

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  15 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  2 years ago

“Israel's strike on the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps position in Damascus was justified.”

Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“NEW YORK, NY — In a devastating blow for the defense, State Judge Juan Merchan has ordered Donald Trump to immediately cease noticing that the only...”

California workers put on notice hour cuts are coming with $20 minimum wage going into effect

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  54 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“California fast-food workers are getting a pay boost to $20 an hour on April 1, but the benefits are likely going to be paired with reduced hours.”