Tagged: Opinion Poli-Licks

How To Fail At Everything Without Even Trying

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 26 Comments • 4 years ago

Friends, Fellow Newstalkers.com, consider this: There are advantages to being a "loser," there are NO expectations of success, which eliminates undue stress, that can lead to hair loss.Losers...

"You Know What's Got My Panties in a Knot?" Re-Puritans Posing as Conservative Republicans!

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 66 Comments • 4 years ago

Texas' Republican Senator, Ted Cruz, (the lying, Cuban immigrant) spoke eloquently on the Senate floor (literally on the Senate floor, face down into his shoe) stating that the "The Stimulus...

The History We Were Taught Is All Wrong - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 5 Comments • 5 years ago

For over a century historians, archaeologists, and scholastic dingbats have brainwashed Americans, except for those of us who were sleeping in class, that "Neanderthals went extinct 100,000 years...

Blaming Bob Woodward for not releasing the Audio Tapes immediately for Trump's inaction is exploding in Trump's World

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 74 Comments • 5 years ago

The Inter-Nut, blogs, Facebook, Twitter, Tic-Tock, Barrooms, and, well-vented Jails are erupting with anger directed toward Bob Woodward, Journalist, whose's newest book, Trump Is A Muther-Fukar...

Understanding Trumpers Ridin' dat Speed'n Trump Trainwreck to "Hill Billy Heaven"

By: • News Viners • 99 Comments • 5 years ago

WARNING: This tome is Not for the Refined . We are Urinalists - Not Journalists! The wetness you are feeling is part and parcel to the entire experience. After all, we...

Melania's Riveting Speech Set The Tone for the RNC CONVENTION

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 132 Comments • 5 years ago

CAUTION: As with all "Classified Reports" from Eat the Press - Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It , this Masterpeice Special Presentation has not been RATED! Proceed at your own risk! If you...

When your country is the Laughingstock of the world, Republicans adapt & Elect CLOWNS

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 135 Comments • 5 years ago

BREAKING NEWS- From "Broke My-Freaking-Back Mountain," with Walter Concrete, Host of Meat The Press. So, let's get right to it! Here are Trump's new advisers: "I only appoint the best!"...

Trump Blames his "Crabbiness" on a Bad Case of CRABS!

By: • Newsvine Convergence • 31 Comments • 5 years ago

DISCLAIMER: If you are disappointed with REALITY, live in an insulated TRUMP BUBBLE, you might be more comfortable with one of the numerous Right-Wing Screetishs posted by...

Before I Go, there are a few things I want you to know! I am Not GAY, I just look that way!

By: • Mike Hunt's Taco Stand • 37 Comments • 5 years ago

WARNING: Friends, Fellow Nitwits, and bored, Cross Dressing Liberals, if you have shabby taste in literature you SHOULD read this shabby, CLASSLESS, first draft piece of DRIBBLE, written...

Without a QUARTER BACK, we have an Orange, Unqualified MASCOT leading this nation!

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 195 Comments • 5 years ago

WARNING: If the "Truth" hurts, please, do not read this tome. Skip it! We are presenting facts, photos, and proof as we collect it for readers' consideration! If you prefer "idolization of a...

Dr. Rick Bright testified before a hostile Republican Committee, and, a Information seeking group of Democrats on his role at BARDA

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 105 Comments • 5 years ago

Dr. Rick Bright, the booted-out scientist and expert on World Wide Pandemics and Infectious Diseases, was ignored, “blacked balled” (even though he is White) and, is on the way out of the Trump...

Red Necks & Me - Tale of Real Fear!

By: • The Reality Show • 11 Comments • 5 years ago

CAUTION: This TOME is not, yet, rated! Viewer discretion is advised! Violence, Vulgarity, Left Wing Sentiments, Sexual Situations are all included, at NO EXTRA COST! All the...

COVID19 UP-DATE! Be Advised: This ain't NO DATING site. In hindsight, maybe it should be! (SATIRE)

By: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 63 Comments • 5 years ago

WARNING: Political Pornography slung around "Cheer." If you are offended by words, but, not deeds, you might want to seize your " tiny-hiny", by your tinny-tiny, Lilly-white...

If someone shot Trump on 5th Ave and Killed him, his supporters would still VOTE for him.

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 8 Comments • 2 years ago

Trump followers, like Hitler's followers, are "emotionally attached" to Donald J. Trump, a known Con Man, Tax Cheat, Serial Adulterer, Accused Child Sex Predator, and, "a deeply disturbed...

Voting has Ended

Who do you think will kill Trump?

Another Senseless Survey from the senseless folks at Eat The Press - Don't Wipe Your Bun With It! It scratches!

Trump Gets My Panties in a Knot

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 68 Comments • 5 years ago

Every time that fat, orange, ball of grease and congealed, undigestible disgust burps out one of his Mad As A Hatter rants at one of his notorious RALLY IN THE ALLEY rejection events, I get all...

Happy Now? Trump Impeached and it is still a FREAKIN' MESS

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 203 Comments • 5 years ago

It's Republicans, Honey. That the problem in Nut Shells! They are the sticky goo that is f**king things up. We must scour the Earth to rid this pestilence from our Happy Mammy 'Merica, where...