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COVID19 UP-DATE! Be Advised: This ain't NO DATING site. In hindsight, maybe it should be! (SATIRE)
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 63 Comments • 3 Likes • 4 years ago
“"When Karma takes a restroom break, perhaps, Carmine, head of the notorious Carmine Crime Family, needs to step-up with the latest, souped-up...”
WARNING: Political Pornography slung around "Cheer." If you are offended by words, but, not deeds, you might want to seize your " tiny-hiny", by your tinny-tiny, Lilly-white hands, and, slither over to one of those Right-Wing, "Trump-Is-God," sites!Those watered-down, "Christians Only" sites are...
If someone shot Trump on 5th Ave and Killed him, his supporters would still VOTE for him.
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 8 Comments • 1 Like • last year • LOCKED
“The Secret of Freedom Lies in Educating the People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”
Trump followers, like Hitler's followers, are "emotionally attached" to Donald J. Trump, a known Con Man, Tax Cheat, Serial Adulterer, Accused Child Sex Predator, and, "a deeply disturbed Child-Man" according to 1000 mental health professionals who have identified his "behavior as borderline...
Trump Gets My Panties in a Knot
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 68 Comments • 3 Likes • 4 years ago
“"We Shoot Horses, don't we?"”
Every time that fat, orange, ball of grease and congealed, undigestible disgust burps out one of his Mad As A Hatter rants at one of his notorious RALLY IN THE ALLEY rejection events, I get all rowed up, twisted; my panties in a knot.The only thing I can think of is Dick Cheney & Donald...
Happy Now? Trump Impeached and it is still a FREAKIN' MESS
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 203 Comments • 6 Likes • 4 years ago
“"I am not gay. I just act that way." - Lindsey Graham, (R) Senator, S.Carolina”
It's Republicans, Honey. That the problem in Nut Shells! They are the sticky goo that is f**king things up. We must scour the Earth to rid this pestilence from our Happy Mammy 'Merica, where idiots wearing Red Caps, Totingt Automatic Weapons in public, and reciting the Second Amendment as if it...
Trump's Best Moments
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • Entertainment • 176 Comments • 8 Likes • 5 years ago
“"Epstein was my best friend, but I never slept with him, or, Melania, Never"! - Donald J. Trump”
"Donald's" BE BEST moments:1. "WINDMILLS Cause Cancer!"2. "Why Don't We NUKE HURRICANES?"3. "I Believe PUTIN!" 4. "I Am The CHOSEN ONE!" 5. "I Kown More Than The GENERALS!"6. "Epstein is a FUN guy."7. "Thought & Prayers."8. "FAKE NEWS!"9. "Bolton might as well be a DEMOCRAT!"10....
Miss Lindsey Undressed
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 193 Comments • 4 Likes • 5 years ago
“"I am not gay. I just act that way." - Lindsey Graham, (R) Senator, S.Carolina”
CAUTION: "Juicy, homo-erotic material scattered among the lies, which may offend the timid!" - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, Author, Publisher of Eat The Press - Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It!The following transcript was recorded during a Seance conducted with "Miss Linsey Graham",...
'Merica is Going To Hell In A Handbag
Via: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 2 Comments • 2 Likes • 5 years ago
“"What difference does it make if it is a DESIGNER'S HANDBAG?" - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, "Doctored"”
While cleaning out my closet, I stumbled across this video which I believe explains everything you need to know.Don't thank me. Thank you for listening.Not sure how to insert a video, so I am doing it twice. Please take notes, cause there will be a test when I am sober.
The Skeletons in Trump's Closet Are Walking
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 191 Comments • 7 Likes • 5 years ago
“"Jeffrey Epstein is a terrific guy!" - Donald J. Trump, accused child rapist”
Did Donald J. Trump, the Fake POTUS, Real POS & William Barr, The Fake Attorney General, real POS, order the Suicide/Murder of Epstein?Both men had personal ties to Jeffrey, the convicted child sex predator, and notorious NYC's pimp to the Wild & Wooly UBER RICH. Both men are fat...
TRUMP: "The CLINTONS DID IT!"
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 221 Comments • 6 Likes • 5 years ago
“"Epstein was my best friend, but, I never slept with him, or, Melania, Never"! - Donald J. Trump”
CAUTION: No Room in this INN for prudes! Only "free spirits, free thinkers, left-leaning liberals and problem solvers."Right-Wing Nuts, should probably "buzz off". The truth is frightening for those with a closed mind, little or no education, and, boxed in by their backwoods religious...
"Hey, Hey Trump - How Many Kids Did You Lock Up, Today?"
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 167 Comments • 6 Likes • 5 years ago
“"I will lock up MS-13 on my first day in office". - Donald J. Trump”
Trump separated three hundred children (300) [for those that can't read, but, know their numbers] as his Goosestepping ICE Troops rounded up suspected, undocumented parents working at a Mississippi food processing plant.According to the new rules established by ICE'S newest director, Herr...