Democratic Party Leaders Vow To Save Democracy By Overruling Voters, Staging Coup

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  19 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  6 months ago

“U.S. — Leaders of the Democratic Party have vowed to overturn 14 million votes in the Democratic primary and stage a coup d'etat against the...”

Biden's legacy is a failed presidency

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  26 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  6 months ago

“Contrary to what Democrats who want him out of the race may say, Joe Biden has not been a good president.”

Most Popular President In History Inundated With Calls To Step Down

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  34 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  6 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — A great upheaval was felt across the political landscape today as the most popular president in history was inundated with calls...”

Democrats still haven't thought replacing Biden through

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  20 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  6 months ago

“The only way for Democrats to stop talking about President Joe Biden's mental health is for Biden to resign from office.”

Republicans Concerned It's Going To Be Harder Than Usual To Blow This Election

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  38 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  6 months ago

“MILWAUKEE, WI — Riding a wave of increased popularity with November swiftly approaching, prominent members of the Republican party expressed...”

DNC delegates call plan to nominate Biden ahead of convention 'offensive'

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  24 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  6 months ago

“The DNC's decision to move forward with its plans to nominate President Joe Biden through a virtual roll call ahead of the party's convention is...”

'Let's Settle This At The Ballot Box,' Says Party That Tried To Kick Trump Off Ballots

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  6 months ago

“WASHINGTON D.C. — After years of desperately trying to remove former President Trump from ballots, President Biden has declared that we must settle...”

Secret Service Director Assures Nation She Wasn't Trying To Get Trump Killed, She's Just Extremely Incompetent

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  4 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  6 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heartfelt address to the American people today, Director of the Secret Service Kimberly Cheatle assured the nation that she...”

Secret Service Vows To Find Out What Went Wrong At The Trump Rally As Soon As They Figure Out Who Left Cocaine In The White House

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  15 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  6 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — As authorities sought to piece together the puzzle of glaring security failures in the attempted assassination of former...”

TRUMP: 'I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE'

Via: GregTx  •  The Deplorables  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  6 months ago

“Trump can't stop thinking about the way he moved his head in the split second before a gunman, intent on assassinating him, pulled the trigger”