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Kids Avoid Felony By Defacing Pride Mural With 'Free Gaza' Skid Marks
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 3 Comments • 1 Like • 6 months ago
“SPOKANE, WA — In an effort to avoid a felony conviction, kids riding scooters over a roadway pride mural spelled out "Free Gaza" in skid marks....”
Jimmy Kimmel Delighted To Finally Talk To Someone He Can Make Laugh
Via: GregTx • Satire • 4 Comments • 2 Likes • 6 months ago
“LOS ANGELES, CA — Several staff members of Jimmy Kimmel Live! reported that their boss was "absolutely delighted" after he finally got someone on...”
Why voters don't care about much else other than inflation
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 50 Comments • 2 Likes • 6 months ago
“The unprecedented criminal trial of a former and possibly future president may have ended in the press with a bang, but in the polls, it has landed...”
'The U.S. Is Not A Banana Republic,' Says Biden While Showing Off Cool New Uniform
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 2 Comments • 2 Likes • 6 months ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an address to the nation, El Presidente Biden showed off his cool new uniform covered with flashy medals and assured the...”
Judge Instructs Jurors They Need Not Believe Trump Is Guilty To Convict Him
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 3 Comments • 1 Like • 6 months ago
“NEW YORK, NY — As the criminal trial involving former President Donald Trump winds to a close, the presiding judge instructed jurors that they...”