Hunter Asks If He Can Get His Baggie Of Cocaine Back From The White House Now

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  8 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 weeks ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that he had received a full presidential pardon from his father for any crimes committed in the last decade,...”

Biden's possible workaround to no pardon pledge for son Hunter

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  45 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 weeks ago

“President Joe Biden vowed not to pardon Hunter Biden following felony gun conviction, but the president can still keep his son out of jail.”

Trump Renews Relations With Castro Regime

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  0 Comments  •  4 weeks ago

“MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a surprise move, President-elect Donald Trump has already moved re-establish relations with the notorious Castro regime.”

Carville tells Democrats to 'audit everything' after blasting Harris campaign's spending

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  4 weeks ago

“After losing to President-elect Donald Trump earlier this month, Vice President Kamala Harris ended her campaign with a reported $20 million in debt.”

Gavin Newsom and the Democrats’ Delusional Recovery

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  4 weeks ago

“The first step to any recovery is admitting you have a problem. Some Democrats are starting to do that, but they still won’t admit that their...”

Really?

By: GregTx  •  Metafied  •  59 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 weeks ago

“As the group mods are preventing the site mods from doing their jobs here,”

Would Bill Buckley Yell Stop?

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  9 Comments  •  1 Like  •  4 weeks ago  •  LOCKED

“The year 2025 marks the centenary of modern conservativism’s founder, William F. Buckley Jr. But given the takeover of the Republican Party by...”

Santa's Elves Complain Of Declining Wages As Undocumented Elves Flood North Pole

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  one month ago

“NORTH POLE — Elves in Santa's workshop marched out in protest this week to voice their complaints about declining wages due to an influx of...”

Police Warn Three Other People Responsible For Laken Riley's Death Still At Large

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  9 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  one month ago

“U.S. — With Jose Ibarra now convicted of Laken Riley's murder, police warned that the three others responsible for her death still remained at large.”

Sunny Hostin Forced To Read Legal Notice Acknowledging Nothing Said On 'The View' In Its Entire History Has Ever Been Remotely True

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  one month ago

“U.S. — In order to avoid further lawsuits, Sunny Hostin was forced to read a legal notice on camera acknowledging that not a single statement made...”