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Luigi Mangione To Host Next Week's Episode Of 'SNL'

Luigi Mangione To Host Next Week's Episode Of 'SNL'


Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 months ago

NEW YORK, NY — In a move intended to capitalize on his popularity with the show's audience, NBC announced that UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi...

Musk Derangement Syndrome

Musk Derangement Syndrome


Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  30 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 months ago

Move over, Trump Derangement Syndrome! It is time to make room for the latest pathology: Musk Derangement Syndrome. The hysteria has been building...

'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden


Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 months ago

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elon Musk's involvement in this week's failure by Congress to pass a continuing resolution to fund the government ignited...

The Biden cover-up is fast unraveling

The Biden cover-up is fast unraveling


Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  24 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 months ago

We are just beginning to learn how bad President Joe Biden's mental state was and how far Democratic officials and media allies went to cover it up.

Kay Granger's status under scrutiny after missing out on vital votes

Kay Granger's status under scrutiny after missing out on vital votes


Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  2 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 months ago

Granger, who is retiring at the end of this Congress after serving since 1997, has not cast a vote in the House since July.

Uh-Oh: All The Animals From The Live Nativity In Springfield, Ohio Just Went Missing

Uh-Oh: All The Animals From The Live Nativity In Springfield, Ohio Just Went Missing


Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 months ago

SPRINGFIELD, OH — In an unfortunate development discovered last night, all of the animals from the live nativity scene in Springfield, Ohio have...

Members Of Congress Explain They Need Pay Raises To Keep Up With The Inflation They Caused

Members Of Congress Explain They Need Pay Raises To Keep Up With The Inflation They Caused


Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  21 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 months ago

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though Americans were up in arms when news broke that lawmakers were pushing to give themselves an increase in salary, members...

Jeffries suggests Democrats will oppose a 'clean' funding bill

Jeffries suggests Democrats will oppose a 'clean' funding bill


Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 months ago

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) suggested Wednesday that Democrats will oppose any federal spending bill that strays from the...

'Now Now, Let's Not Be So Hasty To Find And Assassinate Everyone Responsible For The Healthcare Crisis,' Says Nervous Obama

'Now Now, Let's Not Be So Hasty To Find And Assassinate Everyone Responsible For The Healthcare Crisis,' Says Nervous Obama


Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 months ago

MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA — In the wake of the assassination of the UnitedHealth CEO, former President Barack Obama stepped forward to calm tensions by...

RFK Jr. at HHS: Potential for food system reform

RFK Jr. at HHS: Potential for food system reform


Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  5 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 months ago

Explore the potential impact of the incoming Trump administration on U.S. agriculture and food system reform. Learn about RFK Jr.'s role as HHS...

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