Senators Say They're Not Super Worried About Running Up National Debt As Most Of Them Will Die Of Natural Causes In The Next Year Or So

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  10 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — As questions continue to mount regarding the lack of fiscal responsibility exercised by lawmakers, U.S. Senators said they are...”

Do Democrats have a Plan B — B not for Biden?

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  150 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  10 months ago

“President Joe Biden's mental state is not going to improve. Democrats should prepare to remove him from the ballot.”

Kamala Harris Found Mentally Unfit To Replace Biden

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  10 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a concerning Special Counsel report that suggested Biden may be mentally unfit to remain in the presidency, an additional...”

Man Ruled Too Senile To Stand Trial Still Fine To Run Country

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  55 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  10 months ago

“U.S. — Special Counsel Robert Hur will not recommend charges for Biden's mishandling of classified documents on the grounds that he's too old and...”

Biden Touts Productive Climate Change Meeting With French Leader Napoleon Bonaparte

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  11 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  10 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of the media were stunned and impressed yesterday after President Joe Biden touted the productive climate change meeting...”

New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  10 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark compromise between Democrats and Republicans, the Senate is set to vote on a new anti-murder bill that will limit...”

Democratic and Republican elites fear RFK Jr.'s growing path to victory

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  15 Comments  •  1 Like  •  10 months ago

“In what is shaping up to be a three-person contest between President Joe Biden, former President Donald Trump, and independent candidate Robert F....”

Joe Biden Sees Shadow, Attempts To Shake Its Hand

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  10 months ago

“WASHINGTON, DC — Organizers of the Presidential Groundhog Day Celebration report President Biden did, in fact, see his shadow after emerging from...”

Biden Names Elmo New Press Secretary

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  10 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After seeing Elmo's incredible knack for connecting with the average American, President Biden has officially announced Elmo as...”

Biden Cleverly Distracts From Civil War By Starting World War

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  10 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — As tensions between the federal government and 25 red states over securing the border continued to stoke fears of another Civil...”