Texas Finds Loophole With New 'Super Ouchy Pokey Wire'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  10 months ago

“EL PASO, TX — With the legal conflict between the federal government and the state of Texas still in full swing following the U.S. Supreme Court...”

Biden pledges to sign 'toughest and fairest' border reforms 'ever'

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  8 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  10 months ago

“President Joe Biden weighed in himself Friday evening on the drama surrounding the Senate's Ukraine-immigration deal, claiming the legislation...”

Amy Coney Barrett Says Ruling For Open Border Has Nothing To Do With Landscaping Work She Needs Done This Summer

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  10 months ago

“WASHINGTON, DC — Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett fielded questions from reporters regarding her controversial vote to remove razor wire...”

What's next in the Texas border wire legal battle?

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  6 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  10 months ago

“Razor wire fences along the southern U.S. border are sparking a legal battle after the Supreme Court dealt Texas a blow in their effort to secure...”

Supreme Court Rules It's Illegal For National Guard To Guard Nation

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  10 months ago

“U.S. — In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled that it's now illegal for the Texas National Guard to guard Texas or the nation.”

Expect the expected from a second Biden or Trump term

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  10 months ago

“A lot of Americans will hope the nation can survive until 2028.”

Despite Negative Reviews, 'Trump Vs. Biden' Renewed For Second Season

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  8 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  10 months ago

“U.S. — Though its first season was branded a massive disappointment by viewers and critics alike, Trump Vs. Biden has shockingly been renewed for a...”

FBI Warns Of Extremist MAGA Plot To Go To A Polling Location And Vote For Preferred Candidate

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  10 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, the Federal Bureau of Investigation has uncovered a terrifying plot by MAGA extremists to show up at local...”

Selena Gomez Explains To Taylor Swift How The Federal Reserve Creates Boom And Bust Cycles Through Manipulation Of Interest Rates And Fiat Currency

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  11 months ago

“BEVERLY HILLS, CA — Taylor Swift was visibly shocked and stunned at the Golden Globes this year when Selena Gomez came over to her table to explain...”

Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Makes Good On DEI Promise By Signing New Power Forward Peter Dinklage

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  11 months ago

“DALLAS, TX — As proof he was willing to back up his strong words in support of DEI practices in business, Dallas Mavericks minority owner Mark...”