McConnell Acknowledges He Is No Longer Fit To Be Senator, Will Keep Being Senator

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  10 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an emotional speech, Senator Mitch McConnell admitted he is no longer physically capable of serving in the United States...”

Biden Visits Border To Cut Ribbon For Official Border Grand Opening

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  11 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  11 months ago

“BROWNSVILLE, TX — In a long-awaited move expected to generate some attention, President Joe Biden arrived at the southern U.S. border today to cut...”

New Poll Finds Presidential Race In Dead Heat Between 'Uncommitted' And 'None Of These'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  11 months ago

“U.S. — According to a new national poll, the 2024 presidential race is locked in a dead heat between Democratic incumbent "Uncommitted" and...”

Facing Low Approval, Biden Promises To Start Pretending To Care About The Border

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  20 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  11 months ago

“BROWNSVILLE, TX — With his approval hovering near record lows, President Biden made a trip to the Southern Border today and promised to begin...”

Why did Biden ignore the Italian internment camps in the US?

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  2 Comments  •  1 Like  •  11 months ago

“President Joe Biden failed to acknowledge Italians who were placed into internment camps in the United States during World War II.”

New York Prosecutes Couple For Fraud For Listing Their House For $499,000 When It Ultimately Sold For $485,000

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  11 months ago

“NEW YORK — Local couple Marty and Shelly Cross have been officially charged with fraud after listing their home for $499,000 when it ultimately...”

America's economy is still weakening

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  11 months ago

“New economic data shows inflation is here to stay as consumer debt starts piling up.”

Get A Load Of These Insane Christian Nationalists Who Believed Rights Come From God And Not The Government

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  26 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  11 months ago

“You're not gonna believe this. Check out this list of radical Christian nationalists who believe inalienable human rights are endowed on them by...”

'Trump Is The Greatest Threat To America,' Says Man Overseeing Invasion Of America

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  11 months ago

“U.S. — The man overseeing the invasion and accelerating destruction of America announced today that the biggest threat facing America is, in fact,...”

Another Democrat Attempts To Purchase A Black Man

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  11 months ago

“NEW YORK, NY — A polarizing TV talk show sought to bring the Democratic Party back to its foundational roots this week, as John Oliver attempted to...”