Newly Unearthed Video Shows Hitler Did The Trump Dance

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  9 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  one month ago

“BERLIN — Newly uncovered footage appears to show Adolf Hitler doing the famous Trump dance.”

To Pay Back $20 Million Campaign Debt, Kamala Harris Agrees To Fight Jake Paul

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  1 Like  •  one month ago

“WILMINGTON, DE — After finding out how much money former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson made from his highly publicized Netflix exhibition...”

Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  one month ago

“U.S. — Citizens in the most obese, unhealthy country on the face of the planet have expressed concern that new Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy...”

Biden was the fluke in 2020, not Trump in 2016

Via: GregTx  •  The Deplorables  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  one month ago

“Reporters should have been able to see that Trump was winning the working-class voters who are key to victory in Pennsylvania.”

Entire Entrenched Government Bureaucracy To Be Dismantled By Indian Guy And Autistic African American Obsessed With Rockets

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  one month ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panicked sources within the nation's capital expressed fear that the entire governmental bureaucracy that had been methodically...”

APPALLING: New Trump Appointee Has Zero Experience Being A Useless Government Bureaucrat

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  one month ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — To date, Donald Trump has appointed seven people to his presidential cabinet, with at least seven more on the way. But is the...”

Rage, rage against the dying of the Left

Via: GregTx  •  The Deplorables  •  6 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  one month ago

“Progressives cannot articulate conservative ideas without characterizing them as selfish, greedy, or inhumane.”

Efficiency: New DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Pledges To Cut K-9 Workforce By 90%

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  one month ago

“U.S. — Newly appointed Secretary for the Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem has wasted no time in announcing plans to make the department...”

Newsom Assures Californians They Will Be Safe From All The Trump Administration's Prosperity, Safety, Lower Prices

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 months ago

“SACRAMENTO, CA — In a statement intended to assuage the fears of Democratic voters throughout the state, Governor Gavin Newsom assured Californians...”

Sad: Candidate Who Bankrupted Campaign Will Never Have Opportunity To Fix Nation's Economy

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  13 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Voters around the nation were immeasurably grieved to hear that the candidate who overspent her campaign account by millions of...”