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SCOTUS To Face Challenging Moral Dilemma Of Whether It's Okay To Slice Off Children's Body Parts With Giant Knife
Via: GregTx • Satire • 12 Comments • 4 Likes • 2 months ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Supreme Court of the United States is bringing its many decades of collective legal experience to bear as it carefully...”
Hunter Asks If He Can Get His Baggie Of Cocaine Back From The White House Now
Via: GregTx • Satire • 8 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 months ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that he had received a full presidential pardon from his father for any crimes committed in the last decade,...”
Biden's possible workaround to no pardon pledge for son Hunter
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 45 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 months ago
“President Joe Biden vowed not to pardon Hunter Biden following felony gun conviction, but the president can still keep his son out of jail.”
Carville tells Democrats to 'audit everything' after blasting Harris campaign's spending
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 4 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 months ago
“After losing to President-elect Donald Trump earlier this month, Vice President Kamala Harris ended her campaign with a reported $20 million in debt.”
Santa's Elves Complain Of Declining Wages As Undocumented Elves Flood North Pole
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 months ago
“NORTH POLE — Elves in Santa's workshop marched out in protest this week to voice their complaints about declining wages due to an influx of...”