Congress Warns That Gaetz And McCarthy Are Distracting From Important Work Of Voting Themselves Raises
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 4 Comments • 4 Likes • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of the United States Congress have formally rebuked House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and Rep. Matt Gaetz for what they are...”
Some Democrats are now sounding like Republicans on immigration
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 3 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“If you were told that a prominent governor said that we need "a limit on who can come across the border" and that the border "is too open right...”
Rep. Bowman Pulls Fire Alarm Again While Trying To Flush Urinal
Via: GregTx • Satire • 5 Comments • 6 Likes • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — New York Congressman Jamaal Bowman once again found himself trying to explain away an awkward situation today, as he apparently...”
Gavin Newsom Throws Dart At Board Covered In Black Lesbians To Select Next Senator
Via: GregTx • Satire • 22 Comments • 8 Likes • last year
“SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom announced this week he had selected recently-deceased Senator Dianne Feinstein's replacement by...”
Congress Passes Trillion Dollar Stopgap Bill That Will Fund Government Until About 2 PM Tomorrow
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 2 Likes • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Congress has passed a trillion-dollar stopgap bill that will allow the federal government to continue...”
Please stop telling us everything is fine with the economy; it is not
Via: GregTx • Op/Ed • 19 Comments • 5 Likes • last year
“ERIE, Pennsylvania — Two weeks ago, Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman told CNN anchor Christiane Amanpour there is a peculiar disconnect...”
Feinstein's death shines a spotlight on the issue of aging politicians
Via: GregTx • Op/Ed • 9 Comments • 2 Likes • last year
“Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), who died Thursday night at the age of 90, was a trailblazer during her time in office but faced increasing scrutiny...”
Biden Deploys Troops To Border To Stop Texas From Securing Border
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“EL PASO, TX — With the ongoing migrant crisis along the southern border of the United States, President Joe Biden has taken decisive action and...”
Democrats Criticize Republicans For Wasting Time Impeaching Biden When He's Probably Just Going To Be Dead In A Few Weeks Anyway
Via: GregTx • Satire • 8 Comments • 5 Likes • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the first Biden impeachment inquiry underway, Democrats reprimanded Republicans for pouncing on a decent old man, insisting...”
America cannot afford the daily influx of 10,000 new migrants
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 39 Comments • 5 Likes • last year
“Discussing the border crisis in 2019, former DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson said that under the Obama administration, 1,000 migrant apprehensions in a...”
