Police Investigating Corpse That Washed Up On Delaware Beach

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — What began as a beautiful summer weekend in the popular Rehoboth Beach community collapsed into confusion and terror as the...”

New data show six Southern states now contribute more to GDP than the entire Northeast

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  73 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“Liberals have long bragged that blue states are the ones primarily responsible for the U.S.'s great economy and rising GDP.”

Constitutional cruelty: Democrats now oppose a democratic process on student loans

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  11 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 years ago

“The Constitution has once again stopped Biden from becoming a government unto himself.”

Karine Jean-Pierre Throws Smoke Bomb And Disappears When Asked About Hunter Biden Texts

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of the media were left confused today after White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre deployed a smoke bomb on the...”

OceanGate Offers 20% Off Coupon For Next Tour

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 years ago

“EVERETT, WA — Following a slight hiccup involving a tin can and 6,000 PSI of water pressure in the unforgiving depths of the Northern Atlantic...”

Hunter Avoids Jail Time After Pleading Biden

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“WILMINGTON, DE — Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has successfully negotiated an agreement with federal prosecutors to avoid jail time for...”

Biden Promises To Send Rescue Train In Search Of Missing Sub

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  11 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Solemnly addressing reporters on the White House lawn today, President Biden vowed to send a rescue train in search of the...”

For Father's Day, Hunter Negotiates 12% For The Big Guy

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON D.C. — In a touching Father's Day gesture, Hunter Biden has negotiated for twelve percent of incoming bribes from foreign governments to...”

'Spit It Out Right This Instant!' Shout Secret Service Chasing Biden With Battery In His Mouth

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — A brief commotion arose on the White House lawn today, as a Secret Service agent could be heard shouting”

Trump Indicted For Keeping Classified Documents At Mar-A-Lago Instead Of Somewhere Secure Like The Trunk Of A Corvette

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  13 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 years ago

“U.S. - Former President Donald Trump has officially been indicted by the federal government on seven counts of not storing highly classified...”