Tiny Texas Border Town Really Sorry To Hear About New York City Struggling With A Few Thousand Migrants

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  10 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  2 years ago

“ACALA, TX — Residents of a small Texas border town have expressed their sympathy for New York City as it buckles under the weight of a few thousand...”

Trudeau's Divorce Leaves Nation In Shock That He Was Married To A Woman

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“OTTAWA, CANADA — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the separation from his wife of 18 years Tuesday, shocking millions of Canadians who...”

Democrats Clarify That No One Is Above The Law That They Selectively Enforce

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  8 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — As news dropped that former President Donald Trump was facing a third federal indictment, Democrats were quick to explain that...”

Karine Jean-Pierre: 'The Entire Biden Presidency Is A Private Family Matter And I Won't Comment On Private Family Matters.'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who both is black and gay, declared she will no longer be answering questions...”

Hunter Biden Optioned To Make Room For 7th Grandchild On Family Roster

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After careful consideration, the Biden family announced that they have officially designated Hunter for assignment to make room...”

Powerful: Hunter Joins Protest For Workers' Rights By Going On 8-Hour Crack Strike

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  12 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to both earn some much-needed positive publicity and show his support for workers' rights, Hunter Biden announced...”

Biden Put Down After Biting Another Baby!

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  9 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — An unexpected period of sudden transition swept through the nation's capital today after the White House announced President Joe...”

Doctors Encouraged By How Well Biden Sleeping Without CPAP Machine

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After concerns arose previously over President Joe Biden's overall health when the public learned of his use of a CPAP machine...”

D.C. Residents Concerned Crack House On Pennsylvania Avenue Will Drag Down Housing Market

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Local residents and landlords in the DC area are concerned after rumors surfaced that a nearby home on Pennsylvania Avenue has...”

Black Lives Matter Celebrates 10th Anniversary By Burning Down 10 More Black Neighborhoods

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“DETROIT, MI — Fires, looting, and violence broke out across the city last night, as the Black Lives Matter movement marked the 10-year anniversary...”