Illegal migrants wave Venezuelan flag after crossing US southern border, attack Border Patrol agents

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  73 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  3 years ago

“A large group of illegal migrants crossed into the U.S. and allegedly attacked Border Patrol agents with a flagpole and rocks, according to Customs...”

DHS Announces They Will Suppress As Much Speech As It Takes To Preserve Democracy

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  12 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“U.S. — Amid shocking leaks that showed the Department of Homeland Security colluded with tech companies to suppress speech they disagreed with,...”

Biden Asks For COVID Amnesty, Afghanistan Pullout Amnesty, Gas Prices Amnesty, Inflation Amnesty, Student Loan Amnesty, War With Russia Amnesty, Nuclear Armageddon Amnesty, And Weaponizing The FBI....

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — A growing number of progressives are requesting amnesty for extreme COVID policies that shattered countless lives, claiming it...”

Op-Ed: Citizens Being Able To Vote The Ruling Party Out Of Power Is The End Of Democracy

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  2 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“I cannot believe democracy is about to die in America, again.”

Elon Musk Admits He Spent $44 Billion Just To Pull Off A Dad Joke

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Elon Musk claimed his $44 billion purchase of Twitter was to fight for free speech and turn the social media company...”

Biden leads Democrats to a sad ending, even though he's seen this movie before | Washington Examiner

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) doesn't remember when inflation and crime undid the last period of Democratic dominance and sustained liberal...”

Heartbroken Progressives Forced To Resort To Old-Fashioned Technique Of Just Not Reading Tweets They Don't Like

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With Elon Musk acquiring Twitter, many heartbroken Leftists expressed concern they may soon have to resort to just not reading...”

Major companies and corporations ignore Italian American Heritage and Culture Month

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“Living in the era of diversity, equity, and inclusion, it seems every ethnic group has a celebratory month nowadays. As such, October is...”

Biden Says Something 'Smells Off' About This Dylan Chick

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources at the White House, Joe Biden admitted after his interview with trans TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney that he...”

While Eating Breakfast Thursday, Fetterman Suddenly Answers 3rd Debate Question From Tuesday

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“BRADDOCK, PA — According to sources, Senate candidate John Fetterman was eating a quiet breakfast this morning when he suddenly blurted out the...”