PA Senate Candidate Reminds Everyone That 'Fetterman' Is The Name Of The Doctor Who Created Him, Not His Actual Name

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“HARRISBURG, PA — Midway through his debate against Dr. Oz this week, the Democratic candidate for Pennsylvania's open Senate seat issued a heated...”

CDC Adds Declining Math, English Scores To List Of COVID Symptoms

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“ATLANTA, GA — After extensive research, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced that the declining math and English scores of...”

Republicans Seen Googling 'What To Do After Winning An Election'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“U.S. — Following a raft of new polls this week showing GOP gains in key Senate battleground states, Republicans were seen Googling”

Man Pretending To Be Woman Visits Man Pretending To Be President

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — History was made last week as Dylan Mulvaney, a pretend woman, sat down in a one-hour Now This News special with Joe Biden, a...”

Biden's destroying the economy. Is it intentional?

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  13 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“Everywhere I go, people are mystified about President Joe Biden's economic agenda. So few of the policies comport with basic common sense that I'm...”

Stacey Abrams Reveals Eight More Problems Besides Inflation You Can Fix By Killing Your Kids

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  12 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  3 years ago

“So, you've learned from Stacey Abrams that you can deal with high food and gas prices by murdering your children - but what other problems in your...”

Mehmet Oz Now Running Neck And Neck And Neck With John Fetterman

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  9 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“PHILADELPHIA, PA — The coveted Pennsylvania Senate race is now a toss-up as Mehmet Oz is now running neck and neck and neck with John Fetterman....”

Judge orders Fauci, Biden officials to be deposed in social media collusion case

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  27 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“A federal judge has ordered Dr. Anthony Fauci and a host of other high-ranking Biden officials to be deposed over government's alleged collusion...”

Stacey Abrams Spotted At The Grocery Store Reminding Parents This Would All Be Cheaper If They Aborted Their Kids

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“ATLANTA, GA — Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams made headlines this week by saying women can offset the cost of children by aborting...”

Kamala Harris Admits She Was Absent From Law School The Day They Taught 'Talking Like A Person'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris had a rare moment of candor with the media today about why she's so terrible at talking.”