Biden Call To Congratulate Fetterman Lasts Three Hours As Neither Can Form A Coherent Sentence

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  23 Comments  •  10 Likes  •  3 years ago

“U.S. — President Biden's congratulatory call to John Fetterman for his senate race win reportedly lasted in excess of three hours because neither...”

Biden Says He'll Do 'Nothing' Differently, Confident Policies Working

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  93 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“"The more they know about what we're doing, the more support there is," Biden said of voters during a nearly hour-long news conference.”

Republican Party Staves Off Red Wave

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  27 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid record discontent around the economy, inflation, and education, the Republican Party has narrowly managed to stave off what...”

Joe Biden's bizarre closing argument: 'Shut up, moocher'

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  8 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“On the eve of the midterm elections, in which voters will hand President Joe Biden his report card, the White House has settled on a message: Shut...”

Nate Silver Prepares For Biennial Tradition Of Screaming That His Wildly Erroneous Polls Were Somehow Right

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  3 years ago

“NEW YORK, NY — Famed pollster Nate Silver has begun preparations for his biennial tradition of screaming on national television about how his...”

Record number of Republicans say they back party over Trump: Poll

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  27 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“The poll reflects a nationwide trend of declining support for the former president over the last two years since Trump left office.”

Voters see Democrats as 'extreme' and 'less concerned about issues' that matter: Report

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  63 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“Third Way warned Democrats that holding on to control of either the House or the Senate would be "in spite of the party brand, not because of it"...”

Democrat Strategists Confused Why 'Do More Of What Got Us In This Mess' Message Not Resonating With Voters

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Republicans continue to surge in the polls in the days leading up to the midterm elections, Democrats report being confused...”

Constitutional defamation: Democrats, not democracy, are in danger this election

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  5 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“The president's attacks do not appear to be gaining much traction.”

Republicans And Democrats Agree To Not Claim Election Was Rigged If They Win

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark bipartisan agreement, both Republican and Democrat leaders have agreed to accept the results of the 2022 election...”