Nation's Beagles Cower In Fear After Learning Dr. Fauci Will Have More Free Time On His Hands

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“U.S. — Dr. Anthony Fauci announced his impending retirement today while millions of beagle puppies ran for cover, hid under sofas, and cowered in...”

World In Panic As Science Announces Retirement

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  12 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The entire world is in a panic this morning at the news that Dr. Fauci, the living embodiment of science itself, will be...”

Mayor Adams Mandates Bike Helmets To Protect New Yorkers From Getting Sucker-Punched

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  14 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“NEW YORK CITY — In response to the rising cases of random New Yorkers being sucker-punched by thugs, Mayor Eric Adams has instituted a new city...”

Americans Are Dangerously Divided (And Not Just Over Trump)

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  19 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“Yes, we're growing ever more polarized. But this cultural civil war predates the 2015 Trump Tower escalator ride.”

Judge says he's inclined to unseal portions of Mar-a-Lago search affidavit, orders government to submit redactions

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  35 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“A federal judge ordered the Justice Department to unseal parts of the probable cause affidavit used to secure a search of former President Trump's...”

At Least Feral Hogs Make Good Crocodile Food

Via: GregTx  •  Fields and Streams  •  27 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“New research shows that even with all the destruction that feral hogs cause, they've also been an important food source for predators.”

Merrick Garland Weighed Search of Trump's Mar-a-Lago for Weeks

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  21 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“Attorney General Merrick Garland deliberated for weeks over whether to approve the application for a warrant to search former President Donald...”

Americans Stranded In Afghanistan For Full Year Starting To Think Maybe Biden's Not Coming Back For Them

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“KABUL — Thousands of American citizens still stranded in Afghanistan one year after the Biden Administration's overnight retreat are beginning to...”

Sources Allege Trump Stole Plans Revealing White House's Thermal Exhaust Port

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  16 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“MAR-A-LAGO — Anonymous sources are alleging that among the documents confiscated from Trump's residence were the top secret plans to the White...”

The Split Narcissist - Unstable and Unpredictable and Deadly | HealthyPlace

Via: GregTx  •  Health, Science & Technology  •  2 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“That the Narcissist possesses a prominent False Self as well as a suppressed and dilapidated True Self is common knowledge. Yet, how intertwined...”