FBI Sent Itemized Bill For 12-Hour Stay At Mar-A-Lago

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  19 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“PALM BEACH, FLORIDA—Faxing the government agency a detailed invoice days after a raid at the property, a Mar-A-Lago front desk employee reportedly...”

To Restore Trust With Americans, FBI Names New Director Burt Macklin

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden fired FBI Director Christopher Wray Friday and appointed a new director that he hopes will restore American...”

Opinion: Concerns About FBI Raids Have Been Overblown And There's No Need To Wor---Hang On, There's A Knock At The Door

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“We here at the Babylon Bee have been deeply saddened over the past days to see such mean-spirited criticism of our favorite institution of American...”

The lesson of the fourth Taiwan Strait crisis | The Hill

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“Because of its adroit response to the last Taiwan Strait crisis, China today cannot be intimidated as it was in 1996.”

'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  15 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI,...”

Justice Department must justify Mar-a-Lago raid

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  146 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“Every day that the DOJ fails to explain why the FBI's raid on Mar-a-Lago was absolutely necessary is another day the agency loses more of its...”

Report: FBI Raided Mar-A-Lago After Tip That Parents Were Protesting A School Board Meeting There

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“PALM BEACH, FL — Amid mounting accusations of attempting to intimidate former President Trump from running for re-election in 2024, Attorney...”

Hunter Biden Breathes Sigh Of Relief As FBI Raid Team Passes By His House On Way to Mar-A-Lago

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“WEST PALM BEACH, FL — High-level Chinese asset and sex trafficker Hunter Biden breathed a sigh of relief this evening as an FBI raid team passed by...”

Biden Hires 87,000 Bused-In Migrants As IRS Agents

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“WASHINGTON, D.C. — As D.C. resources begin to buckle under the strain of thousands of migrants being sent to the nation's capital from Texas, the...”

Snickers Apologizes to China for Saying Taiwan Is Independent Country

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  15 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“Snickers found itself in hot water after saying Taiwan was an independent country during a promotional event for a new limited-edition candy bar.”