'Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,' Says Guy Who Started Two Wars And Shot A Dude In The Face

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  36 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WILSON, WY — Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who famously started two wars in the Middle East and shot a dude in the face while hunting, now...”

Brittney Griner Rewarded With 9 Years Of Not Hearing The U.S. National Anthem

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  33 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“MOSCOW — WNBA star Brittney Griner has been found guilty of drug trafficking charges in Russia. The judge has sentenced Griner to 9 years in a...”

Demi Lovato Identifies As 'She/Her' Again After Discovering Her Car's Flat Tire

Via: GregTx  •  Stranger Than Fiction  •  37 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  3 years ago

“LOS ANGELES, CA — Singer-songwriter Demi Lovato declared herself nonbinary and adopted the use of”

Man sells dozens of 3D-printed guns at Houston's 1st gun buyback

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  13 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“The man said he wanted to "send [Houston leaders] a message about spending $1 million tax dollars on something that has no evidence of any effect...”

NFL Sentences Deshaun Watson To 3 Seasons Of Playing For The Cleveland Browns

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  13 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“CLEVELAND, OH — After months of deliberation over allegations of sexual harassment and assault, the NFL came down hard on Deshaun Watson today by...”

Report: Biden Loses Will To Live After COVID Takes His Sense Of Smell

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After starting New Mexico fire, U.S. asks victims to pay | Reuters

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“The U.S. government is asking victims to share recovery costs on private land.”

Democrats To Try Bold Strategy Of Doing Exactly What Got Us Into This Mess In The First Place

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a year of deliberation on how to address rapid inflation and a shrinking economy, Democrats have at last landed on the...”

It's the uncertainty, stupid

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  4 Comments  •  3 years ago

“SCRANTON, Pa — Ask a restaurant owner how difficult the COVID era has been, and the list of struggles is lengthy — loss of customers, supply chain...”

Biden pushes massive tax hike on workers as recession begins

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  35 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  3 years ago

“The best way to revive an economy as you head into a recession is to slap businesses and workers with a massive tax hike. Said no legitimate...”