White House Reassures America That Biden Is Doing Better: Slept Well, Ate His Breakfast, Had A Full Diaper

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  9 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a COVID scare last week, administration staff are reassuring the country that President Biden is on the mend. According to...”

Biden: 'I Don't Know If We're In A Recession, I'm Not A Biologist'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  10 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's GDP has fallen over the last two quarters, stoking fears of a possible recession due to the fact that America is now...”

Liberals gave us Trump, who gave us Biden — make it stop!

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  105 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“We're hearing that the next presidential election may be a Trump-Biden rematch — what did we do to deserve this?”

'You Can't Be Pro-Insurrection And Pro-American,' Says President Of Nation Founded By An Insurrection

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  66 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The president shot back at what he called”

Joe Biden Signs 'Don't Say Recession' Bill

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Joe Biden has just signed a bill into law prohibiting everyone in America from using the word”

A few jaguars now roam the Arizona borderlands—why that's a big deal

Via: GregTx  •  Fields and Streams  •  22 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“These endangered big cats are expanding north from Mexico, but remain constrained by the border wall and other barriers.”

Democrats Have Forgotten the Working Class. It Will Cost Them in November

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  13 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“The values and priorities of the Democratic Party today are not reflective of the working-class families, such as my own, that supported it for years.”

Republicans Cheer As Beto O'Rourke Digs Giant Sinkhole For Democrats To Pour Their Money In

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  8 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“AUSTIN, TX — Republicans are happily applauding gubernatorial candidate Beto O'Rourke as he continues to dig an enormous sinkhole for Democrats to...”

OSHA is years away from issuing a federal heat standard that would protect workers. Advocates say it is dire now.

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  10 Comments  •  3 years ago

“Amid a punishing global heat wave, the U.S. agency that sets workplace safety standards is likely many years away from issuing a federal rule that...”

For Biden, Polls Are Probably Worse Than They Seem

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“The chances of the president's cognitive state improving, I'm afraid, are nil. That's not how nature works.”