Biden: 'I Apologize For My Latest Teleprompter Gaffe, End Apology'
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Leader of the free world and President of the United States Joe Biden issued an apology to the American people for an...”
Running Short On Funds For A July 4th Barbecue, Man Opens The Family Safe To Retrieve The 16 Cents He Saved Last Year
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 3 years ago
“FLATWOODS, KY — According to sources, local man Dave Smithers was struggling to afford food for his July 4th barbecue due to food prices being up...”
Dems Pause January 6 Hearings To Call For Insurrection
Via: GregTx • Satire • 7 Comments • 3 Likes • 3 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have temporarily pushed pause on the January 6th hearings in order to lead an insurrection against the federal government.”
Authorities Warn Tonight's Protests May Escalate From 'Mostly Peaceful' To 'Somewhat Peaceful'
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. - Homeland Security has raised the level of its National Protest Advisory System (NPAS) from 'Mostly Peaceful' to 'Somewhat...”
After 'Lightyear' Bombs, Disney Quietly Cancels Their Upcoming Movie 'Brokeback Woody'
Via: GregTx • Satire • 4 Comments • 3 Likes • 3 years ago
“BURBANK, CA - With Lightyear and its cartoon lesbian romance flopping at the box office, sources say Disney has decided to quietly pull the plug on...”
Aides Worried Biden May Have Concussion As He Starts Speaking Coherently
Via: GregTx • Satire • 8 Comments • 4 Likes • 3 years ago
“REHOBOTH BEACH, DE - Aides are fearful President Biden may have suffered a severe concussion from his bike wreck this morning, as he has suddenly...”
STUDY: CONGRESS FILLED WITH MORONS!
Via: GregTx • Satire • 7 Comments • 5 Likes • 3 years ago
“CAMBRIDGE - A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!”
Tampon Supply Shortage Solved By Emptying Out Tampons In The Men's Bathrooms
Via: GregTx • Satire • 8 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 years ago
“U.S. - Americans are facing yet another basic necessity shortage under the Biden Administration. This time a tampon shortage has struck the nation...”
San Francisco Mayor Happily Reports Less Human Poop On City Streets Due To Food Shortages
Via: GregTx • Satire • 10 Comments • 4 Likes • 3 years ago
“SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Mayor London Breed held a press briefing Tuesday in which she happily reported there was now less poop on the street as a...”
With inflation at historic highs, Biden is still trying to make it worse | Washington Examiner
Via: GregTx • Op/Ed • 4 Comments • 3 Likes • 3 years ago
“All he had to do was end the COVID-19 lockdowns and let the economy recover on its own. Instead, President Joe Biden spent trillions trying to...”
