First 3-D printed Habitat home in US arrives

Via: GregTx  •  Health, Science & Technology  •  33 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  4 years ago

“Christmas came early for one Virginia family that just received the keys to their new 3D-printed home.”

Reminder: Husbands, It's Time To Start Christmas Shopping

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  4 years ago

“See, Christmas is tomorrow, and if you want enough time to frantically wrap your wife's gifts late tonight, you should probably get a move on it.”

President Xi Claims Uighurs Were Being Loaded Onto Trains For A 'Surprise Trip To Disneyland'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  1 Like  •  4 years ago

“But, per order of President Xi, all Winnie the Pooh rides and references have been removed from the park.”

Kamala Harris has turned to Hillary Clinton to help reverse her drop in approval ratings

Via: GregTx  •  Americana  •  23 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“Vice President Kamala Harris has told allies she would get better treatment in the media if she were white and male, according to the New York...”

I'm sure that's a winning idea..... 

Democrats in denial on crime

Via: GregTx  •  The Deplorables  •  8 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  4 years ago

“It was only about a year ago that liberal politicians ran for the nearest microphone to denounce the police. Now, some of those same politicians...”

Political Party That Encouraged People To Commit Crimes Surprised At All The People Committing Crimes

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  48 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  4 years ago

““There is an attitude of lawlessness in our country that springs from I don’t know where,” said Nancy Pelosi after 18 months supporting local and...”

Pelosi Disappointed We'll Never Get To Find Out What Was In The Build Back Better Bill

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  8 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  4 years ago

““It’s $2 trillion in spending,” Pelosi told the press. “Who knows what it could have been? Maybe we all got candy. Or ice cream. Or a pony. Or...”

In Stunning Blow To Democracy, Legislation Decided By Majority Of Elected Representatives

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  4 years ago

““This is the end of democracy as we know it,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, for the 486th time since 2016.”

Cats Vs. Dogs: The Babylon Bee Settles The Debate

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  35 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  4 years ago

“Well, the choice should be easy! ”

White House Sends Out Christmas Cards With Heartfelt Message, 'You Will Get Sick And Die This Winter

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  8 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  4 years ago

“The Christmas cards are part of the Biden Administration’s recent uplifting Christmas messaging campaign, which kicked off when Biden announced...”