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Eat the Press - Do Not Read It! The content is worthless.

Spewing SHAT is where it is at! - Jonathan Livingston Lipschitz ("Doctored") CAUTION: These Epistles are not yet rated! (Read first, Masturbate later!) Our Journalistic CREED: "The...

A Think Tank For Smart Alecs - The Bird Droppings Institution, a Tink Tank fer Morons, No Idiots, Please!

Category: News & Politics
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"You Know What's Got My Panties in a Knot?" Re-Puritans Posing as Conservative Republicans!

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 66 Comments • 4 years ago

Texas' Republican Senator, Ted Cruz, (the lying, Cuban immigrant) spoke eloquently on the Senate floor (literally on the Senate floor, face down into his shoe) stating that the "The Stimulus...

The History We Were Taught Is All Wrong - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 5 Comments • 5 years ago

For over a century historians, archaeologists, and scholastic dingbats have brainwashed Americans, except for those of us who were sleeping in class, that "Neanderthals went extinct 100,000 years...

Melania's Riveting Speech Set The Tone for the RNC CONVENTION

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 132 Comments • 5 years ago

CAUTION: As with all "Classified Reports" from Eat the Press - Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It , this Masterpeice Special Presentation has not been RATED! Proceed at your own risk! If you...

Before I Go, there are a few things I want you to know! I am Not GAY, I just look that way!

By: • Mike Hunt's Taco Stand • 37 Comments • 5 years ago

WARNING: Friends, Fellow Nitwits, and bored, Cross Dressing Liberals, if you have shabby taste in literature you SHOULD read this shabby, CLASSLESS, first draft piece of DRIBBLE, written...

Red Necks & Me - Tale of Real Fear!

By: • The Reality Show • 11 Comments • 5 years ago

CAUTION: This TOME is not, yet, rated! Viewer discretion is advised! Violence, Vulgarity, Left Wing Sentiments, Sexual Situations are all included, at NO EXTRA COST! All the...

Happy Now? Trump Impeached and it is still a FREAKIN' MESS

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 203 Comments • 5 years ago

It's Republicans, Honey. That the problem in Nut Shells! They are the sticky goo that is f**king things up. We must scour the Earth to rid this pestilence from our Happy Mammy 'Merica, where...