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How do you want to die?

  

Category:  Scattershooting,Ramblings & Life

Via:  buzz-of-the-orient  •  8 years ago  •  39 comments

How do you want to die?

How do you want to die? 

Here are some possibilities to choose from:

1.    A bullet from your own gun shot by your 4 year old kid.

2.    Drowning

3.    Beheaded by an Islamist

4.    Thrown off the roof of a tall building

5.    Carbon monoxide while sitting in your car in a garage

6.    Overdose of heroin

7.    Drawn and quartered

8.    Dragged behind a car

9.    Run over by a bulldozer

10.          Hung from a crane

11.          Put through a woodchipper

12.          Frozen alive

13.          Thrown into a pit of alligators

14.          Chopped up by a machete

15.          Burned alive

16.          Consumed by a shark

17.          Swallowed by a huge python

18.          Thrown out of an airplane

19.          Massive coronary infarction

20.          Starvation

21.          Buried alive

22.          Suffocating from choking

23.          Being hit by lightning

24.          Trampled by a mad elephant

25.          Blown up by a terrorist bomb

I’m sure there are many other possibilities. Choose your poison, so to speak.


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Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    8 years ago

This should get about as many comments as all the good articles I've posted on Classic Cinema and Canada.

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Guide
link   FLYNAVY1    8 years ago

Hit by lightning Buzz.... pop and sizzle.  Although as an electronic technician years ago, I never liked getting shocked by the equipment.

How do I really want to go...... with all my mental faculties intact.  Alzheimer's leaves one with no dignity.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  FLYNAVY1   8 years ago

I'm with Fly. Lightning is quick. I'm also with Hal, as in I don't want to die. In fact, I have been on a long quest all my life to find the meaning to it. Death seems like such a waste. 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A.   8 years ago

Wilbur didn't want to die either - he certainly complained enough about it.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Buzz of the Orient   8 years ago

Wilbur was a smart pig! Neither did Babe!

"That will do, pig.. that will do"

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Guide
link   FLYNAVY1  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A.   8 years ago

"Baa ram ewe.....!"

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
Professor Guide
link   Hal A. Lujah    8 years ago

Want to die?  I don't.  I suppose if I had to die, a heroin overdose would be the most pleasant.  Never tried the stuff, but the look on a junkies face when they plunge the needle in makes it clear that it's a very pleasant feeling.  I'd rather be dead than addicted to heroin though.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Hal A. Lujah   8 years ago

Maybe one of those monsters you're collecting will come to life and do the trick.

(That's not a wish, Hal. It was just a concern.)

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     8 years ago

Once I found out that I couldn't take it with me, I've decided not to go.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Kavika   8 years ago

Perhaps you're practising the wrong faith, Kavika. Was it the ancient Egyptians who tried to do that? There was an ancient Chinese Emperor who tried to take a whole army with him to maintain his power in the afterlife.

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Guide
link   FLYNAVY1  replied to  Buzz of the Orient   8 years ago

Plus side.... Look at all the jobs created by the government given the construction effort Buzz.....!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    8 years ago

It's almost midnight here so I'm off to bed. I'm disappointed that we didn't yet hear from the one prolific member of NT who probably would have chosen crucifixion. Oh well, tomorrow is another day.

 
 
 
Randy
Sophomore Participates
link   Randy    8 years ago

In my sleep.

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser    8 years ago

My father would have answered this:  "Shot by a jealous husband!"  Actually, he was very fortunate-- his heart just quit beating because his adrenal gland failed-- no pain, no struggle, just that's it...

I hope to die at peace and with no pain.  With my cat on the bed beside me, holding the hands of my loved ones...  In lieu of that, I'll take something quick and painless, like a lightning bolt from the sky.

 
 
 
Arch-Man
Freshman Silent
link   Arch-Man    8 years ago

In my sleep seems the best way. Wink

 
 
 
Tex Stankley
Freshman Silent
link   Tex Stankley    8 years ago

Let Me Die a Young Man's Death  by Roger McGough

Let me die a youngman's death
not a clean and inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death

When I'm 73
and in constant good tumour
may I be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sports car
on my way home
from an allnight party

Or when I'm 91
with silver hair
and sitting in a barber's chair
may rival gangsters
with hamfisted tommyguns burst in
and give me a short back and insides

Or when I'm 104
and banned from the Cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
and fearing for her son
cut me up into little pieces
and throw away every piece but one

Let me die a youngman's death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax and waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
'what a nice way to go' death

 
In the spirit of transparency and veracity, it is far too late for me to die a young man's death.    
 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser    8 years ago

I want to die in my own bed, at home, with my cats beside me.  

My father always said he wanted to die after being shot by a jealous husband, but I'm sure that was a joke.  The fact is, none of us want to die, unless we're suffering...  winking

 
 
 
PJ
Masters Quiet
link   PJ    8 years ago

Shameless - that's how I want to die.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
link   JohnRussell    8 years ago

Incinerated in the rings of Saturn. (That should take awhile.)

 
 
 
1ofmany
Sophomore Silent
link   1ofmany    8 years ago

Peasured to death.

 
 
 
Enoch
Masters Quiet
link   Enoch    8 years ago

However I die, I want to do so reciting the Viduy, culminating in the Shema.

That is to say, I want to expurgate any sins staining my soul so when I appear before G-d I can do so in purity.

Going from this to the world to come I want my last words to proclaims the Unity of G-d.

I have and continue to try to live a G-d centered life of service to humanity.

I see no reason to transit form here to there in any other fashion.

A person should die as they lived.

Peace and Abundant Blessings To One and All (and a Long Happy Fulfilling Life to Boot).

Enoch,

 
 
 
Cerenkov
Professor Silent
link   Cerenkov    8 years ago

Watching the heat death of the universe.

 
 

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