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Texas Begins Construction On Northern Border Wall To Keep Democrat Lawmakers From Returning
Via: GregTx • Satire • 12 Comments • 4 Likes • last year
“TEXHOMA, TX — Democratic lawmakers who fled the state to disrupt a vote on a new congressional redistricting map could soon find themselves out of...”
After blacks in Cincinnati beat white adults, why was there no nationwide racial outrage?
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 6 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“Recently, a large group of black youths began pummeling white adults in downtown Cincinnati. Yet few of the usual black spokespeople who habitually...”
Bad News Is Good News? The Left's Premature Celebration Over Jobs Data
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 32 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“Many people described the jobs report that dropped from the Bureau of Labor Statistics on August 1 as "disappointing." But it wasn't disappointing...”
Investigation Concludes Trump Is The Only One Who Didn't Collude With Russia
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 5 Likes • last year
“U.S. — Newly declassified intelligence files revealed that every politician, government official, and political candidate except Donald Trump...”
Cincinnati Police Chief Asks Citizens Not To Film Crimes Next Time As It Makes Her Look Bad
Via: GregTx • Satire • 14 Comments • 4 Likes • last year
“CINCINNATI, OH — Friday's violent mob-style attack took social media by storm over the weekend, forcing Chief of Police Teresa Theetge to call a...”
American Eagle Apologizes, Replaces Sydney Sweeney With Fat Transgender Double-Amputee Of Color
Via: GregTx • Satire • 57 Comments • 5 Likes • last year
“PITTSBURGH, PA — Social justice warriors scored another victory today, as retail chain American Eagle issued a public apology and replaced Sydney...”
