Wait. What??

  
By:  cobaltblue  •  3 years ago  •  196 comments


Wait. What??
 

Sponsored by group SiNNERs and ButtHeads

SiNNERs and ButtHeads


In order to cyberhug my sister BizEBea, I simply HAD to pay a sort of homage to her. I wanted to write or upload something that would embody the depth of her intellect; something to highlight her innate ability to embrace the dance of her mind, body, and spirit; to showcase her propensity for innuendo; and best of all, something to exhibit her quick and decisive deliverance when calling an idiot an idiot. And to that end, I give you cheap base humor. It was that, or go straight to talking about her Mounds.

When I saw this at 812 Hershey Highway, I couldn’t stop the Snickers. Next Payday, I’m stopping at Walgreens.


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cobaltblue
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1  author  cobaltblue    3 years ago

And to my Butthead sister Giggles [thank you Arroyo Restaurant!]:

800

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Guide
1.1  pat wilson  replied to  cobaltblue @1    3 years ago

You and your sister BizEBea are great additions to NT !!

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
1.1.1  Ender  replied to  pat wilson @1.1    3 years ago

They never post enough.

Need to get all of them and Al back.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
1.1.2  Split Personality  replied to  Ender @1.1.1    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
1.1.3  BizEBea  replied to  Ender @1.1.1    3 years ago

Apologies. I forgot my log in. I'm here now, though!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
1.1.4  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ender @1.1.1    3 years ago
Need to get all of them and Al back.

Cobalt made me cum here.

512

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1.5  Trout Giggles  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.4    3 years ago

Glad to see you back!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.1.6  author  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.4    3 years ago

I've also blown al down the Highway to Heaven.

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cobaltblue
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1.1.7  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.5    3 years ago
Glad to see you back

I've got pictures of his front. I'll have to ask the Louvre for usage permission to show you. Once the images were out, French officials insisted they be exhibited with all the other masterpieces. 

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
1.2  Uptownchick  replied to  cobaltblue @1    3 years ago

Had a resident, back in my property management days, that went so far as to paint the clear crisper drawer cover (dark green!) in her fridge...to hid her beer stash! 4c56041d0605e792ee0d8400c294714c.jpg

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
2  Perrie Halpern R.A.    3 years ago

384 YES!!!!! I finally have a place to post this!!! Thank you gals!

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devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1  devangelical  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @2    3 years ago

wtf? please repost the link for the lazy

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  devangelical @2.1    3 years ago

All I am seeing are a bunch of empty boxes .

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
2.1.2  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1.1    3 years ago

OK guys I don't get it. I can see them clearly on chrome. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
2.1.3  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @2.1.2    3 years ago

OK now they are up! 

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
2.1.4  Split Personality  replied to  devangelical @2.1    3 years ago

Ok fixed just for you,

and CB

and  Giggles

And AJ

and BizEBea

Tfargo

sky dog

Fieryone

the other Veronica

(and Veronica )

and all of the collective Butt-heads be they Cons, Libs, Indies or Others, including a few off planet Aliens, lol

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
2.1.5  Ender  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @2.1.3    3 years ago

I like the..quit stealing our letters.   haha

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
2.1.6  Ender  replied to  Split Personality @2.1.4    3 years ago

The one with a K.  : )

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1.9  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @2.1.4    3 years ago

thank you.

nice to see the SiN/BH gang stop by too.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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2.1.10  author  cobaltblue  replied to  devangelical @2.1.9    3 years ago
nice to see the SiN/BH gang stop by

We would never stop by. One should enjoy both sexes if so inclined. 

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
2.1.11  BizEBea  replied to  cobaltblue @2.1.10    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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2.1.12  author  cobaltblue  replied to  BizEBea @2.1.11    3 years ago

Don't you mean Crazyawesomesexual? 

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
2.1.13  Ender  replied to  cobaltblue @2.1.12    3 years ago

Crazyawesomewithouteventryingsexual.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
2.1.14  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @2.1.12    3 years ago
Don't you mean Crazyawesomesexual? 

There are also Crazyammosexuals who love guns and ammo.

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pat wilson
Professor Guide
2.1.15  pat wilson  replied to  cobaltblue @2.1.10    3 years ago

That one took me a second, lol.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2.2  JohnRussell  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @2    3 years ago

very clever jrSmiley_13_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Participates
2.3  dave-2693993  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @2    3 years ago

Fantastic

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @2    3 years ago

These were all great, Perrie. Thanks for posting them

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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2.5  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @2    3 years ago

All of those are effin' fantastic!

I liked the one that said, "I wanted to become a Tibetan monk, but I never got the chants." 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
2.5.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  cobaltblue @2.5    3 years ago

I love "Turning vegan would be a missed steak". Lordy, I love my steaks. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.5.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @2.5.1    3 years ago

My son-in-law cracks me up. He will accept his children being gay, transgender, whatever but if they turn out to be vegans, he will disown them

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
2.5.3  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.5.2    3 years ago

true vegans eventually get sick and resort to, well, "real food", lol.

One of the you tube gurus just got caught eating fish in a restaurant last week and admitted that she was "forced" to incorporate eggs and fish into her diet for health issues.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.5.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @2.5.3    3 years ago

My daughter-in-law tried doing vegan, but she now eats fish, dairy, and eggs.

When she was a kid she couldn't stay away from the bacon, lol

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
2.6  al Jizzerror  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @2    3 years ago

Wow!  You've just inducted the Indian Hill Community Center into the Bill Engvall "Here's Your Sign Hall of Fame."

512  

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
3  Kavika     3 years ago

LOL, they are great. Kudos.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
4  Split Personality    3 years ago

We're wurking onit, lol

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
5  Kavika     3 years ago

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Split Personality
Professor Principal
5.1  Split Personality  replied to  Kavika @5    3 years ago

SSZnorrrrrrt !!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 
Raven Wing
Professor Expert
5.2  Raven Wing  replied to  Kavika @5    3 years ago

How very true! There is one of those that occupies the Oval office right now.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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5.3  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Kavika @5    3 years ago

If you elect a clown, expect a circus! [I loved that bumpersticker!]

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
5.3.2  author  cobaltblue  replied to    3 years ago
My favorite bumper sticker is ass ,grass or gas nobody rides for free

Then I'm gettin' one ... 

I used to have a yellow sign that said "Baby I'm Bored".

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
6  Kavika     3 years ago

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Split Personality
Professor Principal
6.1  Split Personality  replied to  Kavika @6    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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6.1.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Split Personality @6.1    3 years ago

Like the old saying ... Men are only good for one thing, and one thing only. But who parallel parks anymore? 

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
6.1.2  Split Personality  replied to  cobaltblue @6.1.1    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
6.1.3  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Split Personality @6.1.2    3 years ago

Not appetizing, LOL. 

But good to know they are giving away free ones!

 
 
 
Raven Wing
Professor Expert
6.1.4  Raven Wing  replied to  Split Personality @6.1.2    3 years ago

Regarding Disk's Pizza....

........don't ask for pepperoni

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
6.1.5  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Raven Wing @6.1.4    3 years ago
Regarding Dick's Pizza...........don't ask for pepperoni

The Washington DC's branch of Big Dick's Pizza has been ordered that mushrooms be kept off the menu. Seems Trumplethinskin hates seeing "Mario Kart Mushrooms" as part of the add-ons. 

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Principal
6.1.6  sandy-2021492  replied to  cobaltblue @6.1.5    3 years ago

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Raven Wing
Professor Expert
6.1.7  Raven Wing  replied to  cobaltblue @6.1.5    3 years ago
"Mario Kart Mushrooms"

OMG....that is hilarious!  jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
6.2  Split Personality  replied to  Kavika @6    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
6.2.1  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @6.2    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
7  Kavika     3 years ago

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8  Trout Giggles    3 years ago

CB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come back here we're not done yet!!!!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
8.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @8    3 years ago
Come back here we're not done yet!

Let me see if I can bring al here. He's been a bit under the weather [which for al means someone has his undivided attention because some chippie whispered in his ear "c'mon baby ... it's cold outside"], so he's not been as ... ahem ... active. I'll send him a link and invite him to the party. I could send him to the link and let him know someone's doing a takeoff on him. Takeoff of our panties, that is. That might rouse him. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @8.1    3 years ago

Sister Mary is missing you, too

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
8.1.2  Kavika   replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.1    3 years ago

Sister Mary is posting signs on the Dallas Beltway. 

She should be here soon though.

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
8.1.3  BizEBea  replied to  Kavika @8.1.2    3 years ago

What kind of signs? 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  BizEBea @8.1.3    3 years ago
What kind of signs? 

"Jesus Saves....at Walmart"

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
8.1.5  BizEBea  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.4    3 years ago

Thrifty AND informative. 

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
8.1.6  Kavika   replied to  BizEBea @8.1.3    3 years ago

I heard that these are two that she put up. 

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th?id=OIP.POErBLmrQFacb4z-Di1ibgHaFj&pid

The Texas Rangers chased her off the beltway and she has been restricted to city streets. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.7  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @8.1.6    3 years ago

Those guys just don't get it....

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
8.1.8  al Jizzerror  replied to  BizEBea @8.1.3    3 years ago
What kind of signs?

What kind of signs do you look for?

512

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
8.1.9  BizEBea  replied to  al Jizzerror @8.1.8    3 years ago

Same, my friend. Same.

384

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
8.1.10  Split Personality  replied to  BizEBea @8.1.9    3 years ago

Oh those Scott's....

Always trying to get a leg up on those Brits

384

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
8.1.11  Split Personality  replied to  BizEBea @8.1.9    3 years ago

not to be left behind....

384

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
9  Kavika     3 years ago

2,000 lbs that thinks it can fly...

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
9.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @9    3 years ago

You know somebody slipped the bison a shroom or they wouldn't have had to post this sign

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
9.1.1  BizEBea  replied to  Trout Giggles @9.1    3 years ago

You think that bison got pissed when they cut him off?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
9.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  BizEBea @9.1.1    3 years ago

Nah...he just went back to his hemp

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
10  BizEBea    3 years ago

OMGoodness!!!!! 2! Not one, butt 2 butt fingers for a dollar? Wait? Whose fingers? More importantly, whose butt? Meh. We'll sort the deets later.

This is so nice! Thanks, Blue! What a welcome.

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
11  Release The Kraken    3 years ago

El Arroyo Signs are the greatest in Austin.

512

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This one really is the funniest if you are familiar with West 6th Street

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Veronica
Masters Expert
12  Veronica    3 years ago

hell-froze-over.jpg Hell Froze Over

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
12.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Veronica @12    3 years ago

Very creative! 

 
 
 
Veronica
Masters Expert
13  Veronica    3 years ago

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cobaltblue
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13.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Veronica @13    3 years ago

I loved this one! Sent it to a friend who told me she had seen it weeks ago. She had the nerve to say "old one ... do ketchup, dear." 

 
 
 
Veronica
Masters Expert
13.1.1  Veronica  replied to  cobaltblue @13.1    3 years ago

Ouch - that was a rough - maybe close to a tortured pun.

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
14  Release The Kraken    3 years ago

After Public outcry the city re-approved the sign for the business right next to city hall in Keene New Hampshire.

512

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
15  Split Personality    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
15.1  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @15    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
15.2  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Split Personality @15    3 years ago

Sounds tasty/not.

What the heck were they going for?

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
15.2.1  Split Personality  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @15.2    3 years ago

First sign?  Angus beef burgers

Second sign?  Who knows, they are in Australia and not very welcoming, lol

The sign is also a local headscratcher because the McDonalds advertises that is open 24 hrours a day, (which it is )

Best time to visit is apparently between 3AM and 6AM, lol

384

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
15.2.2  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @15.2.1    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Principal
16  It Is ME    3 years ago

This fits the voting kiddy's thinking of today (Bernie rules)! jrSmiley_88_smiley_image.gif

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
16.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  It Is ME @16    3 years ago

leave the politics at the door

last warning

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
16.1.2  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1    3 years ago

>sniff< - watching you smack down a wingnut in a SiNful gathering makes me wax nostalgic

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
16.1.3  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  devangelical @16.1.2    3 years ago
wax nostalgic

So that's what you are calling it these days.  

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
16.1.4  devangelical  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @16.1.3    3 years ago

you may be thinking of whacks nostalgic, which isn't exactly the same thing. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
16.1.5  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @16.1.4    3 years ago

but that reminds me, please post a high resolution 8x10 selfie I can print. the more skin the better. thanks

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
17  Kavika     3 years ago

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
17.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @17    3 years ago

fox....that took me awhile

I was thinking "for cat's sake?" How does that even make sense, Trout?

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
17.1.1  Kavika   replied to  Trout Giggles @17.1    3 years ago

You better have another cup of coffee, Trout and stop giggling...LOL

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
17.1.2  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @17.1    3 years ago
was thinking "for cat's sake?"

I've never seen a cat drink Japanese rice wine. Ever. 

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
17.1.3  BizEBea  replied to  cobaltblue @17.1.2    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
18  Kavika     3 years ago

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
18.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @18    3 years ago

That has to be in either Australia or Wales

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
18.1.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Trout Giggles @18.1    3 years ago

That actually looks like Welch. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
18.1.2  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @18.1.1    3 years ago

Perrie wins!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
18.1.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @18.1.2    3 years ago

I don't think the Welsh like vowels very much

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
18.1.4  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Trout Giggles @18.1.3    3 years ago

You should actually hear it. It sounds like Klingon.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
18.1.5  Trout Giggles  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @18.1.4    3 years ago

I'm good. Klingon hurts my ears.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
19  Kavika     3 years ago

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Blueberry Pie in Ojibwe.... "Miin-aan baash kimini-sij-i-gan bitooyin sij-i-gan-i bukwayszhiigan". This is the 55 letter spelling there is a 66 letter version as well...LOL

Trout, the Ojibwe love vowels...In fact we have two alphabets the single vowel and the double vowel....

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
19.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @19    3 years ago

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Kavika
Professor Principal
20  Kavika     3 years ago

Yes, it's Australia. 

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Split Personality
Professor Principal
21  Split Personality    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
21.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @21    3 years ago

you know one of the kids took one of the letters out of that sign just to be a little jerk

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
21.1.1  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @21.1    3 years ago

The letter "I" just fell over onto the "F".

(ok, maybe someone helped it, lol )

I kept reading it as Final and thought, "that's not funny at all", lol

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
22  Split Personality    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
23  Release The Kraken    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Principal
23.1  epistte  replied to  Release The Kraken @23    3 years ago

I know where this sign is because I've eaten there numerous times. Little Pigs BBQ is in Asheville NC. 

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
24  BizEBea    3 years ago

Better?256

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
24.1  BizEBea  replied to  BizEBea @24    3 years ago

Dang my picture is little...

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
24.1.1  BizEBea  replied to  BizEBea @24.1    3 years ago

256

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
24.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  BizEBea @24.1.1    3 years ago

I'm working on a donut vine....

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
24.1.3  BizEBea  replied to  Trout Giggles @24.1.2    3 years ago

Wait! Donuts?

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
24.1.4  Kavika   replied to  BizEBea @24.1.3    3 years ago

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al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
24.1.5  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @24.1.2    3 years ago

I hope your donut vine is more viable than the Newsvine.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
24.2  al Jizzerror  replied to  BizEBea @24    3 years ago

Hotties are still extremely important in marketing:

512

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
25  Ender    3 years ago

Have to make fun of myself...

512

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
25.1  Ender  replied to  Ender @25    3 years ago

512

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
25.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @25.1    3 years ago

Hey, Neighbor!

Your state is why Arkansas is eternally grateful!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
25.1.2  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ender @25.1    3 years ago

Worse than North Cackolacky?

512

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Principal
25.1.3  sandy-2021492  replied to  Trout Giggles @25.1.1    3 years ago
Your state is why Arkansas is eternally grateful!

Ditto for West Virginia.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
26  Split Personality    3 years ago

384

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
26.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Split Personality @26    3 years ago

You are a very wise man.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
27  al Jizzerror    3 years ago

Cobaltblue has lured me back.  Here's my sign:

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Raven Wing
Professor Expert
27.1  Raven Wing  replied to  al Jizzerror @27    3 years ago

Welcome back. You were missed. (smile)

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
27.1.1  al Jizzerror  replied to  Raven Wing @27.1    3 years ago

Thanks!

 
 
 
Viewer01
Freshman Silent
29  Viewer01    3 years ago

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Freshman Silent
30  Viewer01    3 years ago

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Split Personality
Professor Principal
31  Split Personality    3 years ago

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al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
32  al Jizzerror    3 years ago

Here's my new location:

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Viewer01
Freshman Silent
33  Viewer01    3 years ago

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Viewer01
Freshman Silent
34  Viewer01    3 years ago

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Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
35  Perrie Halpern R.A.    3 years ago

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Split Personality
Professor Principal
35.1  Split Personality  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @35    3 years ago

That's an overpass of I395 in Webster Mass.

Also known as Webster Lake or Lake Webster.

The Nipmuck Indians recognized the lake as a neutral spot where they could meet the English settlers and share the good fishing.

Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg,” literally means “English knifemen and Nipmuck Indians at the boundary or neutral fishing place.”

The name stuck, but the boundary kept moving...

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
35.1.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Split Personality @35.1    3 years ago

SP wins! LOL!

The name stuck, but the boundary kept moving...

Sad but true.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
35.1.2  Kavika   replied to  Split Personality @35.1    3 years ago

Now you know why many non Indian folks say that we don't have a written language...We do, but the words are just to difficult for many non Indians to spell/pronounce/write so they fib and say we don't have a written language...

Oh shit, I just couldn't resist that one....

 "miinibaashkiminasiganibiitoosijiganibadagwiingweshiganibakwezhigan" run with that one...LOL

 
 
 
Raven Wing
Professor Expert
35.1.3  Raven Wing  replied to  Kavika @35.1.2    3 years ago

The Cherokee have had a written language since 1810 thanks to Sequohyah;

The Cherokee syllabary is a syllabary invented by Sequoyah to write the Cherokee language in the late 1810s and early 1820s. His creation of the syllabary is particularly noteworthy as he could not previously read any script. He first experimented with logograms, but his system later developed into a syllabary.

The Cherokee Alphabet And How To Use It: 

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dave-2693993
Junior Participates
35.1.4  dave-2693993  replied to  Kavika @35.1.2    3 years ago

We still get proclamations like this even from misguided folks who think they are advancing Indian cause:

Aboriginal Peoples Did Not have Written Languages

These myths, begun by European invaders as part of a systematic degradation of the conquered cultures, are falling by the wayside thanks to modern archeological techniques.

The Mayans had libraries, and the Inca used a system of knotted strings to convey their information.

More reading can be found here:

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
35.1.5  Kavika   replied to  dave-2693993 @35.1.4    3 years ago

The Ojibwe had a written language that dates back over 1,000 years. Copies are in the Smithsonian.

OK, back to fun signs. 

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dave-2693993
Junior Participates
35.1.6  dave-2693993  replied to  Kavika @35.1.5    3 years ago

Well then take that damn it.

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lol

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
36  al Jizzerror    3 years ago

Cobalt posted this for  BizEBea.  Here's one they may appreciate:

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BizEBea
Freshman Silent
36.1  BizEBea  replied to  al Jizzerror @36    3 years ago

Out fuck up was calling it a 77 all these years. Turns out you get off at 8 twice. 

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
37  Split Personality    3 years ago

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from my youthful explorations of Rt 340 in PA  just north of Paradise PA on Rt 30
just before the Dutch Wonderland amusement park
 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
37.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @37    3 years ago

I always used to say the Intercourse was somewhere in the vicinity of Blue Ball and Bird in Hand.

Those Amish know how to name a village, don't they?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
37.1.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @37.1    3 years ago
Intercourse was somewhere in the vicinity of Blue Ball and Bird in Hand

So my newish boyfriend and I were sitting in the backyard bbqing and I looked over at my backyard tree and noticed the knot between limbs looked like a vaj. "Oh look," I told him, "our tree looks like a vagina!" He says, "Interesting ... it seems we have our own country." HA! 

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
37.1.2  BizEBea  replied to  cobaltblue @37.1.1    3 years ago

There's a sign for that...

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cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
38  author  cobaltblue    3 years ago

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cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
39  author  cobaltblue    3 years ago

Good god! Just seeing al here makes me wanna smoke a cigarette ... 

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
39.1  BizEBea  replied to  cobaltblue @39    3 years ago

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cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
39.1.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  BizEBea @39.1    3 years ago

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cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
40  author  cobaltblue    3 years ago

Wait. Isn't that al's bike and helmet???!?!

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BizEBea
Freshman Silent
40.1  BizEBea  replied to  cobaltblue @40    3 years ago

He fell out too soon...384

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
40.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  BizEBea @40.1    3 years ago

I thought he thought it was an event.....

 
 
 
BizEBea
Freshman Silent
40.1.2  BizEBea  replied to  Trout Giggles @40.1.1    3 years ago

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Split Personality
Professor Principal
41  Split Personality    3 years ago

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MrFrost
Professor Principal
41.1  MrFrost  replied to  Split Personality @41    3 years ago

Mine may be cancerous....but they get washed.....a lot.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
41.2  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @41    3 years ago

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Release The Kraken
PhD Principal
42  Release The Kraken    3 years ago

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BizEBea
Freshman Silent
42.1  BizEBea  replied to  Release The Kraken @42    3 years ago

Guess where I'm not going...

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
43  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    3 years ago

Next Payday, I’m stopping at Walgreens.

You might want to stop by Sams and stock up on double A's.  Not that I would know, of course...

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Kavika
Professor Principal
43.1  Kavika   replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @43    3 years ago

Sister I used your name in vain/vein above....I tried not to but the devil make me do it. 

In fact there is more than one comment by me.....

I shall now retire to the bar....

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
43.1.1  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Kavika @43.1    3 years ago

I put this one up and 

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I had just put this one up and the police were waiting for me when I pulled into the drive.

I shall now retire to the bar....

Order me a dirty martini.  I'll be right there.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
44  Kavika     3 years ago

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pat wilson
Professor Guide
45  pat wilson    3 years ago

Thank you cobaltblue for this article, we needed this. smile

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Sophomore Participates
45.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  pat wilson @45    3 years ago
Thank you cobaltblue for this article, we needed this.

Thank you, pat. Remember, to make a double entendre, use a pinch of a innuendo, a slap of suggestiveness, and a lick of nuance. 

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Principal
46  MrFrost    3 years ago

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Split Personality
Professor Principal
46.1  Split Personality  replied to  MrFrost @46    3 years ago

Ok, I think I get it, lol.

 
 
 
nightwalker
Sophomore Silent
47  nightwalker    3 years ago

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Uptownchick
Junior Silent
48  Uptownchick    3 years ago

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Uptownchick
Junior Silent
49  Uptownchick    3 years ago

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al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
50  al Jizzerror    3 years ago

Congratulations Cobalt.  This article is ranked #1.  My article smells like #2.

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MrFrost
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51  MrFrost    3 years ago

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cobaltblue
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51.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  MrFrost @51    3 years ago

Oh dear god. That's hilarious! 

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Principal
52  MrFrost    3 years ago

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MrFrost
Professor Principal
53  MrFrost    3 years ago

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cobaltblue
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53.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  MrFrost @53    3 years ago

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
53.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  MrFrost @53    3 years ago

I'm so very glad to see you here

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Principal
53.2.1  MrFrost  replied to  Trout Giggles @53.2    3 years ago

Thank you... We'll see how it goes. Doctor appointment next week. 

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Guide
53.2.2  pat wilson  replied to  MrFrost @53.2.1    3 years ago

Me too ! Last time we spoke it it didn't look good. 

Best, Pat W

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
53.2.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  MrFrost @53.2.1    3 years ago

fingers crossed!

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Principal
54  MrFrost    3 years ago

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
54.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  MrFrost @54    3 years ago

Plan B anyone?

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Principal
55  MrFrost    3 years ago

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al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
55.1  al Jizzerror  replied to  MrFrost @55    3 years ago

Brawley must have considered her a dick head.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Principal
56  MrFrost    3 years ago

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Split Personality
Professor Principal
57  Split Personality    3 years ago

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Split Personality
Professor Principal
57.1  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @57    3 years ago

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al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
58  al Jizzerror    3 years ago

Come on people.

Vote this article up!

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Split Personality
Professor Principal
59  Split Personality    3 years ago

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Uptownchick
Junior Silent
60  Uptownchick    3 years ago

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MrFrost
Professor Principal
60.1  MrFrost  replied to  Uptownchick @60    3 years ago

I recon it depends on what you are looking for, a Vienna sausage or a bratwurst. 

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
60.2  Split Personality  replied to  Uptownchick @60    3 years ago

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Split Personality
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61  Split Personality    3 years ago

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