San Francisco Mayor Happily Reports Less Human Poop On City Streets Due To Food Shortages
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Science Tests Positive For COVID
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'Where Did People Get The Idea It Was OK To Attack Supreme Court Justices?' Asks Chuck Schumer Wearing Big Foam Finger Reading 'KILL KILL KILL'
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White House Attempts To Distract From High Gas Prices By Putting Up Wacky Inflatable Tube Men In Front Of Price Signs
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Biden Administration To Provide Grief Counselors At All Gas Pumps
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Miley Cyrus To Perform Halftime Show At Jan. 6 Committee Hearings
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Parents Begin Disguising School Buildings As The Capitol So Congress Will Spend Billions To Protect Them
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Sleeping cat literally has no clue how close it is to nuclear annihilation
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Trudeau confused why Canadians who can’t afford rent not embracing luxury electric vehicles
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Republicans relieved no fetuses killed in Texas school shooting
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Fauci Recommends Stopping Spread Of Monkeypox By Covering Eyes, Ears, Mouth
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CBS announces ‘Young Sheldon’ spin-off, ‘Forced Birth Sheldon’
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Lobbyists Concerned Over Rising Cost Of Politicians
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Problem Solved: Biden Asks Each Illegal Immigrant To Please Bring One Can Of Baby Formula
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Kavanaugh Eases Tensions With Protesters By Throwing Good, Old-Fashioned Kegger
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Ketanji Brown Jackson Up All Night Reading Biology Textbooks Trying To Figure Out What Everybody Means By 'Women's' Right To Abortion
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Putin's troops have just voted to make Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene as the official pin-up girl of the Russian army.
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George Orwell Kicking Himself For Not Thinking Of 'Disinformation Governance Board'
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Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation
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People Who Say They Aren't Censoring Anyone Really Mad They Won't Be Able To Censor Anyone
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Clarence Thomas Receives Invite To Celebration Of First Black Supreme Court Justice
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Liberals Outraged To Learn 10% Of Twitter Now Owned By African-American
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Disney an existential threat to US, time to 'de-woke' Mickey
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Kamala Builds Border Wall Around White House To Stop Staffers From Escaping
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President Barack Obama Returns To White House After Growing Tired Of Working Remotely
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