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Latest Polls Show Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win Election This Year
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11 months ago
Biden Declares Administration Will Never Leave Anyone Behind, Except Those Americans Held Hostage By Hamas, Or Trapped When Afghanistan Fell, Or Killed Accidentally By A Drone (Continued)
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11 months ago
With Biden Stalling, Israel Announces They Will Just Get American Weapons From Taliban
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11 months ago
Rex Murphy’s Obituary written in the style of a Rex Murphy editorial
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11 months ago
Doug Ford denounces university encampments after mistaking tents for affordable housing
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11 months ago
Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down
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11 months ago
Trump's Finger Hovers Over 'Send' Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000
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11 months ago
People Blocking Students From College Based On Race Probably On Right Side Of History Again
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11 months ago
New Study Finds Most Effective Treatment For Depression Watching Scrawny Libs Get Absolutely Manhandled By Police
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11 months ago
'I've Never Felt So Alive,' Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student
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11 months ago
Trump pledges that if re-elected he will NEVER rape another girl again.
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11 months ago
Donnie has a new campaign slogan: "I pledge to you, fellow MAGA-LOONS from this day forward, that if I am re-elected, I will NEVER rape again!"That is the most peculiar pledge in the history of...
Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests
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11 months ago
Poilievre meets with far-right east coast extremists to workshop summer conspiracies
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11 months ago
NOVA SCOTIA/ NEW BRUNSWICK BORDER – Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre has met with far-right extremists camped out on the border between Nova Scotia and New Brunswick, for the purpose...
10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden
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11 months ago
Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans
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last year
Trump clarifies abortion stance as “whatever will convince you, personally, to vote for me”
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last year
Liberal budget promises 10 bajillion dollars to whatever thing you’re into
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last year
Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'
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last year
4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights
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last year
New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food
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last year
Canada suffering productivity crisis, says government that does nothing
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last year
Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants
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last year
Bats announce plans to fuck shit up during eclipse
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last year
Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses
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last year
Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic
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last year