Report: One in 20 people are sociopaths and all of them play music directly from their phone speakers in public settings
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Kamala Seen Practicing Her Presidential Cackle
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Libertarians Nominate Hot New Candidate 'None Of These'
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Senators Say They're Not Super Worried About Running Up National Debt As Most Of Them Will Die Of Natural Causes In The Next Year Or So
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Kamala Harris Found Mentally Unfit To Replace Biden
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Man Ruled Too Senile To Stand Trial Still Fine To Run Country
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Biden Touts Productive Climate Change Meeting With French Leader Napoleon Bonaparte
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New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day
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Ontario school district pulls Indigenous author's book for being too Indigenous - Canada follows Florida Lead in banning books.
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Joe Biden Sees Shadow, Attempts To Shake Its Hand
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Biden Names Elmo New Press Secretary
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Biden Cleverly Distracts From Civil War By Starting World War
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Texas Finds Loophole With New 'Super Ouchy Pokey Wire'
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Amy Coney Barrett Says Ruling For Open Border Has Nothing To Do With Landscaping Work She Needs Done This Summer
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Despite Negative Reviews, 'Trump Vs. Biden' Renewed For Second Season
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FBI Warns Of Extremist MAGA Plot To Go To A Polling Location And Vote For Preferred Candidate
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Selena Gomez Explains To Taylor Swift How The Federal Reserve Creates Boom And Bust Cycles Through Manipulation Of Interest Rates And Fiat Currency
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Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Makes Good On DEI Promise By Signing New Power Forward Peter Dinklage
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Biden Deploys Agents To Border To Help Block Journalists' Cameras
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White House Explains That Biden Smeared Suntan Lotion On His Sandwich And Spread Mayo On His Face, A Simple Mistake That Could Happen To Anyone Even Someone Without Dementia
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Texas Agrees To Two-State Solution With Austin
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The Biden Administration's Top 10 Accomplishments Of 2023
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Democrats Disprove Claims They Will Covertly Rig Election By Rigging It In Plain Sight
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C-Span Acquired By Pornhub
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Southwest Introduces New C-17 Cargo Plane Capable Of Carrying Your Mom
