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With Biden Stalling, Israel Announces They Will Just Get American Weapons From Taliban

With Biden Stalling, Israel Announces They Will Just Get American Weapons From Taliban


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  8 months ago

Rex Murphy’s Obituary written in the style of a Rex Murphy editorial

Rex Murphy’s Obituary written in the style of a Rex Murphy editorial


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  8 months ago

Doug Ford denounces university encampments after mistaking tents for affordable housing

Doug Ford denounces university encampments after mistaking tents for affordable housing


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  8 months ago

Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down

Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  8 months ago

Trump's Finger Hovers Over 'Send' Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000

Trump's Finger Hovers Over 'Send' Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  8 months ago

People Blocking Students From College Based On Race Probably On Right Side Of History Again

People Blocking Students From College Based On Race Probably On Right Side Of History Again


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  8 months ago

New Study Finds Most Effective Treatment For Depression Watching Scrawny Libs Get Absolutely Manhandled By Police

New Study Finds Most Effective Treatment For Depression Watching Scrawny Libs Get Absolutely Manhandled By Police


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  8 months ago

'I've Never Felt So Alive,' Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student

'I've Never Felt So Alive,' Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  11 Comments  •  8 months ago

Trump pledges that if re-elected he will NEVER rape another girl again.

Trump pledges that if re-elected he will NEVER rape another girl again.


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  Satire  •  43 Comments  •  8 months ago

Donnie has a new campaign slogan: "I pledge to you, fellow MAGA-LOONS from this day forward, that if I am re-elected, I will NEVER rape again!"That is the most peculiar pledge in the history of...
Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests

Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  8 months ago

Poilievre meets with far-right east coast extremists to workshop summer conspiracies

Poilievre meets with far-right east coast extremists to workshop summer conspiracies


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  8 months ago

NOVA SCOTIA/ NEW BRUNSWICK   BORDER –   Conservative   leader Pierre Poilievre has met with far-right extremists camped out on the border between Nova Scotia and New Brunswick, for the purpose...
10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden

10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  8 months ago

Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans

Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  8 months ago

Trump clarifies abortion stance as “whatever will convince you, personally, to vote for me”

Trump clarifies abortion stance as “whatever will convince you, personally, to vote for me”


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  8 months ago

Liberal budget promises 10 bajillion dollars to whatever thing you’re into

Liberal budget promises 10 bajillion dollars to whatever thing you’re into


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  11 Comments  •  8 months ago

Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'

Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  8 months ago

4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights

4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  8 months ago

New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food

New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  22 Comments  •  8 months ago

Canada suffering productivity crisis, says government that does nothing

Canada suffering productivity crisis, says government that does nothing


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  8 months ago

Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants

Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  9 months ago

Bats announce plans to fuck shit up during eclipse

Bats announce plans to fuck shit up during eclipse


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  17 Comments  •  9 months ago

Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses

Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  35 Comments  •  9 months ago

Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic

Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  9 months ago

Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats

Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  9 months ago

Donnie's SECRET WEAPON. It's not his charm, intelligence, competence. It is his DIAPER!

Donnie's SECRET WEAPON. It's not his charm, intelligence, competence. It is his DIAPER!


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  9 months ago

Donnie J. Trump's threat to HUMANITY is not his hot tempers, insane rantings or "know-nothing" approach to governance.No, Sir-Ree-Bob-A-Looney Tunes, it is his DIAPERS, always filled with a...
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