They aren't LIBERALS! They are COLLEGE KIDS who want to get out of their END OF YEAR E X A M S!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  16 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  4 days ago

The "Hubbala, Media Frenzy" of concern college students protesting have nothing to do with the killing of innocent people in Israel.In my "clubbed" mind, it is the perfect way for COLLEGE STUDENTS (of any age) to avoid cramming for their:FINALS!Is that so difficult to understand. What do losers...

Trump pledges that if re-elected he will NEVER rape another girl again.

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Satire  •  43 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 days ago

“"What a gracious, beast"! - Mark Swain”

Donnie has a new campaign slogan:  "I pledge to you, fellow MAGA-LOONS from this day forward, that if I am re-elected, I will NEVER rape again!"That is the most peculiar pledge in the history of this country, or so I am told, by one of my hallucinations.When our reporter, "Little Johnnie Jump Up"...

Trump's Trial Antics: Snoring, Farting, Tinkling, and Pooping!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  53 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  one week ago

“"Making America Stink, Again!" Jonathan Lipschitz”

"Dirty Diaper Donnie's" 4th day in court was a doozy:SNORINGFARTINGLEAKINGand finally,the cou de gra:POOPING his pants.And, you want to put this CESSPOOL/GARBAGE TRUCK back in office?What trait attract you to "Dirty Diaper Donnier", his cadre of unpaid professional WIPERS?Perhaps, you share the...

Did #45, do #2, during Jury selection?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  42 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  one week ago

“"Fragrance is a powerful influence..." Perfume Tester”

The Juror selection process was interrupted this afternoon to allow "Dirty Diaper Donnie" to be removed from the Courtroom to address his biological needs. Several potential jurors held their noise, while the Defense claimed it was an "orchestrated protestation of  'bias' against their client,...

Republicans' new Conspiracy: "Hunter Biden Snuffed O.J."!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  31 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 weeks ago

“"Desperate people say desperate things about other people!" - Animus”

Broke Back Mountain's BREAKING NEWS:"The Hole News & Nothing But the HO's News, So Help me GOD of Redemption! According to Broke Back Mountain's sordid "sauces", Ghouliani, and Steve ("Never Bathes") Bunions,  a "RIGHT WING cabal", spearheaded by Margaret Taylor Green (aka, "Three Toes"), and...

Sissified LIBERALS - "Stand Back & Stand Down"!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  59 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  one week ago

“"Don't hire the STUPIST, most corrupt Ass-wipe to do your job. Hire the most pristine". -Anal-molus”

Brothers & Sisters of the "CORNHOLE DEGENERATION", you know who I am talking about:You Left Leaning Liberals & Right Wing-Nut Jobs to lazy to get a job, because you are wasting your life away playing that damnable Devil's game, "CORN HOLE"!Why when I was a kid if I told my parents I...

Is "Dirty Diaper Donnie" losing his SHAT!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  4 weeks ago

“"A brown stain, of unknown substance, and putrid odors FOLLOWS Dirty Diaper Donnie, where every he goes!" Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot &...”

My Fellow Lipschitz, Donald J. Trump, aka, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is single-handedly turning 'Mur-Ree-KKK-Ah into a SHAT HOLE.Under "Sleepy Joe's" watch, NO one has a job, not even a blow jobs, that is what Donnie is screaming to his MAGA LOON CROWD of Whack-A-Doodle!"Things is dat bad, Honey",...

We Must Prepare For WAR! Our Enemies Are!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  13 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  one month ago

“"Trump is under the control of PUTIN!" - John K Roberts”

Trump is not in charge of anything, except creating CHAOS, distrust, dissension, FEAR from within.The sexually perverted CIRCUS CLOWN is not a free agent.Trump is Putin's "BITCH".T-Rump Bone-Spur is dancing to the tune of a maniacal leader, Vladimir Putin, who is first and foremost, a ruthless...

Donnie's SECRET WEAPON. It's not his charm, intelligence, competence. It is his DIAPER!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  1 Like  •  one month ago

“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”

Donnie J. Trump's threat to HUMANITY is not his hot tempers, insane rantings or "know-nothing" approach to governance.No, Sir-Ree-Bob-A-Looney Tunes, it is his DIAPERS, always filled with a gigantic, full load to protect him from would-be assassins, warrant servers, and Melanoma.No one with a...

My Fellow Americanos, 'Dis is Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, with another "down & dirty" PIGEON REPORT

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  68 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  one month ago

“"da TOOTH is NOT da TOOTH, if yu touch it with your fingers". - Anomy”

Friends, Romans, and Fellow Cunt-ree-menes, the World, as weed know it, but didn't smoke it, is going to "HELL 'N a HANDBAG"!What difference does it make if it is a DESIGNER'S handbag?It was probably made in China by Communist Chinese workers, and sold on the street of 'Mur-Ree-KKK-Can-Operns, by...