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I NEVER KNEW MY MOTHER - She died at childbirth. Her own.
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 20 Comments • 2 Likes • 8 months ago
“"I am a FROZEN EMBRYO, I am, I am!" Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo”
Fellow NEWS TALKERS.commies, we, and by that I mean, all of us, have experience pain in our lives.(NOTE: If you haven't, yet, I can send some your way, for only $50.00 for my INTRODUCTION fee. You will never be the sane, or same, again)My Pappy, "Snappy" passed when he was only nine years old,...
"Well, SUCK My Crayon. Donnie is getting his ARSE KICKED"
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 11 Comments • 2 Likes • 9 months ago
“If you like SHAT, then you will lick this...er..."like" this! - Jonathan Livingston Lipschitz”
Fellow NEWSTAKERS.COMMIES, this is the "down in the dirt", Jonathan Livingston Lipschitz, coming to you, "LIVE" from INSIDE URANUS!You know, that scratchy, itchy feeling you get, that ain't HEMORRHOIDS, that is our, "POTTY-CAST," coming to you "LIVE" from INSIDE:U R A N U S!Friends, High School...
"TRUMP IS SO POOR THAT" ---(fill in the blank an play the new game for families.
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 48 Comments • 3 Likes • 9 months ago
“"LAUGHTER is the best medicine when drunk"! - Winos Anonymous”
Great News, my beloved, bored, "News Slaker. commies"!You will never again be bored if you swallow my advice, mouth wide open, like in your teen days at the funky, chunky, get-some-smooching, DIVE-IN movie, French kissing every pimpled-faced teenager in your car, regardless of "Race, Creed or...
Trump is desperate! He is selling "AUTHOGRAPED USED DIAPERS"!
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 13 Comments • 1 Like • 9 months ago
“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT and needs your help! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”
That's right, folks, DJT is broke and needs to raise over 650 million dollars, ASAP, or his properties will seized by Etta James, or some other great vocalist.Folks, this is your opportunity to save your HERO's oversized Heini by purchasing an "AUTOGRAPHED" Dirty Diaper, from DJT, on sale today,...
A VOTE for a convicted felon, TRUMP, is a vote for CHAOS!
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 322 Comments • 10 Likes • 8 months ago
“"The right of the Citizen of the United States shall not be abridged..."! - The Constitution of the United States of America, not by Trump's mouth!"”
Our country, yours and mine, is being threatened from within and without. These are perilous times when IDIOTS, deadbeats, extremists, and unqualified MAGA-LOONS are voted into office by angry, right-wing, so-called "CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS", in violation of the FIRST AMENDMENT of the Constitution...
The Supremes Are Protecting Donnie from going to PRISON!
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 36 Comments • 5 Likes • 9 months ago
“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT and needs your help! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”
My Fellow NewsTalkers.commies, it appears that the Right Wing, Conservative Re-Puritans, and Christian Dopes are, per usual, masquerading as "Justices of the Supreme Court of Trumpism".My, oh my, how far we have fallen. MAGA LOONS are supporting a man who must wear super-large DEPENDS because he...
Trump DECLARED WAR on America, while his legend of lunatics clap and CHEER!
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 34 Comments • 7 Likes • 10 months ago
“"Who CHEERS for the overthrow of their country?" - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”
"Dirty Diaper Donnie," is a friend to no one, not even his stupid followers!"The Beast in ORANGE MAKEUP" constantly tells these "Knuckleheads" that he is their RETRIBUTION! I wonder how many of these missed guided, "HATERIOTS" know what that word means?"T-Rump BONE-SPURS" rattles like a snake at...
Does Your Religion Expect You To KILL for it?
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 80 Comments • 7 Likes • last year
Is the WAR between Israel and Hamas a religious war? Does your religion want you to fight and kill for it? Why are religions at the Center of many Wars throughout history?Would you die for your religion? Kill for it? Slaughter innocent women, men, mothers, grandparent, and their children to...
A Vote for Trump is a Vote for CHAOS, Insurrection, Hate, Racism, White Nationalists, KKK and Against Your Country.
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 46 Comments • 9 Likes • last year
“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”
Now is the time to stand up to the most corrupt former president in the history of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.Trump is facing 91 federal charges for CRIMINAL acts he committed, and organized, including attempting to overthrow the United States Government with the intent to...
Re-Thugs in Congress Struggling to find a replacement for "SPINELESS KEVIN"
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 28 Comments • 1 Like • last year
My Fellow, Re-Puritans, Re-Thugs, and Matt Gatz's "Renegade Retro-Tards", as you may know, members of our Concrete Congress are struggling with, perhaps, the biggest decision, in their short, limited, MAGA-LOON lives, to determine:"Who is the best candidate to replace 'Spineless' Kevin as...