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A VOTE for a convicted felon, TRUMP, is a vote for CHAOS!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 322 Comments • 10 Likes • 2 months ago

“"The right of the Citizen of the United States shall not be abridged..."! - The Constitution of the United States of America, not by Trump's mouth!"”

Our country, yours and mine, is being threatened from within and without. These are perilous times when IDIOTS, deadbeats, extremists, and unqualified MAGA-LOONS are voted into office by angry, right-wing, so-called "CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS", in violation of the FIRST AMENDMENT of the Constitution...

The Supremes Are Protecting Donnie from going to PRISON!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 36 Comments • 5 Likes • 2 months ago

“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT and needs your help! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”

My Fellow NewsTalkers.commies, it appears that the Right Wing, Conservative Re-Puritans, and Christian Dopes are, per usual, masquerading as "Justices of the Supreme Court of Trumpism".My, oh my, how far we have fallen. MAGA LOONS are supporting a man who must wear super-large DEPENDS because he...

Trump DECLARED WAR on America, while his legend of lunatics clap and CHEER!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 34 Comments • 7 Likes • 3 months ago

“"Who CHEERS for the overthrow of their country?" - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”

"Dirty Diaper Donnie," is a friend to no one, not even his stupid followers!"The Beast in ORANGE MAKEUP" constantly tells these "Knuckleheads" that he is their RETRIBUTION! I wonder how many of these missed guided, "HATERIOTS" know what that word means?"T-Rump BONE-SPURS" rattles like a snake at...

Does Your Religion Expect You To KILL for it?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 80 Comments • 7 Likes • 6 months ago

Is the WAR between Israel and Hamas a religious war? Does your religion want you to fight and kill for it? Why are religions at the Center of many Wars throughout history?Would you die for your religion? Kill for it? Slaughter innocent women, men, mothers, grandparent, and their children to...

A Vote for Trump is a Vote for CHAOS, Insurrection, Hate, Racism, White Nationalists, KKK and Against Your Country.

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 46 Comments • 9 Likes • 6 months ago

“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”

Now is the time to stand up to the most corrupt former president in the history of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.Trump is facing 91 federal charges for CRIMINAL acts he committed, and organized, including attempting to overthrow the United States Government with the intent to...

Re-Thugs in Congress Struggling to find a replacement for "SPINELESS KEVIN"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 28 Comments • 1 Like • 7 months ago

My Fellow, Re-Puritans, Re-Thugs, and Matt Gatz's "Renegade Retro-Tards", as you may know, members of our Concrete Congress are struggling with, perhaps, the biggest decision, in their short, limited, MAGA-LOON lives, to determine:"Who is the best candidate to replace 'Spineless' Kevin as...

The Republican Party SOLD OUT America, and now sucks at the Billionaires Tit!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 27 Comments • 2 Likes • 6 months ago

“"Don't hire the STUPIST, most corrupt Ass-wipe to do your job. Hire the most pristine". -Anal-molus”

My Fellow NEW TALKERS.COM Fiends, it is with great regret that I must inform you that the Republican Party you once knew, respected, and considered the Party of Adults, is now the Party of FAULT!FUGAZI it! Things have changed. Don't let your former LOVER screw you, with phony bouquets of flowery...

America is going to Hell in a handbag!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 23 Comments • 4 Likes • 7 months ago

“"Mamas, don't let your kids sit next to Lauren Boebert. She is a handler!”

DISCLAIMER: If words offend you, and deeds don't, you might PREFER to slink over to one of those dull, Right-Wing discussions where Christians are praying for Biden's IMPEACHMENT!__________________You Have Been Warned______________My Fellow Left-Wing Gifted Angels & Right-Wing...

AMERICA is through with You Know Who: TRUMP

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 20 Comments • 1 Like • 7 months ago

“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”

America is through with TRUMP!And, so should you, "SHAT EATERS"! His shat is not healthy. It's SHAT...for "crying out loud"!Get your noggin' out of his over sized BUNION, and stop eating onions.Must I tell you everything?

Hello, Fellow Lipschitz, Welcome to my Potty Cast, where Tooth Is Not the Tooth. It is all SHAT! Not The Truth

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 18 Comments • 5 Likes • 7 months ago