AMERICA is through with You Know Who: TRUMP

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  20 Comments  •  1 Like  •  8 months ago

“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”

America is through with TRUMP!And, so should you, "SHAT EATERS"! His shat is not healthy. It's SHAT...for "crying out loud"!Get your noggin' out of his over sized BUNION, and stop eating onions.Must I tell you everything?

Hello, Fellow Lipschitz, Welcome to my Potty Cast, where Tooth Is Not the Tooth. It is all SHAT! Not The Truth

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  18 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  8 months ago

“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT and needs your help! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”

My Fellow News Stalkers.communists, "Truth is Not the Truth"!  It is twisted SHAT. So, STFU!Listen up, Leotards, especially if THE tooth comes directly from our beloved, Orange Baboon's Mighty' Orifices.As Lincoln once said, before he was shot in the head:"The World will little note what we said...

Trump Spiraling Out of Control, Again!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Op/Ed  •  51 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  8 months ago

“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”

My Fellow, Lipschitz, it is with great sadness that I bring this deeply disturbing News. Our hero, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT!That's right Fellow, Right Wingers, too Lazy To Get a Job, #45 is running out of #2.You can help, don't flush, send yours to him at Mar-A-Lar ARSE. Donnie...

My Fellow Lipshitzes - This is Jonathan Lipschitz coming to you "LIVE from URANUS"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  30 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  8 months ago

“"No one deserve a second change to DESTROY our country!"”

Hello, My Fellow Lipshitzes, you know who I am talkin' to, you damnable Right-Wing Numb-Nuts, too lazy to get a job, 'cause you be wasting your life away playing that Devil's Game, "CORN HOLE", 24/7/365 when you should be out lookin' fer a job that doesn't exist. I know you don't know this, but...

No One Deserves a Second Chance to Destroy our country.

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  165 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  8 months ago

“"Especially, that Carnival Clown Donald J. Trump! - Jonathan Lipschitz”

A VOTE for "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is a vote for tyrannical rule! Hasn't this POS, alleged Child Sex Predator, Three Time Married, Serial Adulterer, Compulsive Liar, Career Crook, Failed Business Man, and the Worst POTUS in the History of America done enough damage to our (your) country?Why in...

Looking Forward to Trump's Incarceration

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  40 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  9 months ago

“I quote from my old friend, Steve Bunions, the former advisor to "Dirty Diaper Donnie", said before being carted off to Jail, "You can fool a Fool...”

The 4th INDICTMENT has been geared up in Ga. I am looking forward to that dance, as well. This one involves some "cooties" that cling to Trump's hairless chest.Are you looking forward to Trumpards squealing, denials, and shocked that their HERO is four times INDICTED criminal facing over 80...

"Momma, Don't Let Your Children Grow Up to be Re-Puke-A-KKKans!"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  9 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“It ain't what it used to be. Now it is a Stink Tank for Thieves-Jonathn Lipshitz”

Mammas, don't let your children grow up to be thieves!Things ain't the same as they used to be. They is worse.There is a rip in the Universe.Folks got to choose:Snooze & lose, or 'Wake the Frack Up'.It's yours to choose.We all must! Trust is trust!Things ain't the same as they used to be.Evil...

She said: "I can't tell if it was his finger or his Penis."

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  47 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  last year

“Judge said: "Five Million dollars!"”

OUCH! You know that must have hurt!She said:  "I couldn't tell if it was his finger or his Penis. Both are awfully small."Judge said: "Who cares? It's $5,000,000"!Trump said:  "It's rigged! Everyone knows it was my PENIS!"The attorney said: "I quit!"CASE CLOSED!

"All SECRETS are in Hunter's LAPTOP!" Nostril Dumb-Bottom

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  18 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“Nostril Dumb-bottom, Double Agent, Extradentary - Author, Speller, Typist & Closet Queen”

WARNING:This is a "NEED To Know Only", Super-Duper, Top, Tippy-Top, Inside Scoop, available as a one-time offer for FREE for only $8.00 per month. If Elon can do it, then so can I, "Nostril Dumb Bottom, Secret Agent, 0 0 6!"My, Fellow, News Talkers. com-u-nests, as a direct descendant of the...

Want an AR-15, but can't afford one? You need "GUN SHARE"!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  34 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  last year

“"Every man, woman and child needs a LOADED LETHAL WEAPON!" - NRA”

Friends, friends, and all of you on The News Talkers. communists, site, if you are upset with your neighbor for watering his/her flowers with your hose, siphoning off your outside faucet, or, worse, you know what I am talking about! Then you need LETHAL WEAPONS FOR RENT!That self-righteous...