Biden's Voldemortian theory of privilege: The president whose voice must not be heard

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  3 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  6 months ago

“It appears that Joe Biden is "he who must not be heard."”

Donald Trump's 7 Debate Demands Revealed

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  6 months ago

“Details were still being ironed out, but it was confirmed yesterday that the world could now look forward to another debate between Donald Trump...”

Nancy Pelosi Begins Dressing As Hobo After Learning San Francisco Giving Vodka Shots To Homeless

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  6 months ago

“SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Bay Area residents were doing double-takes today, as Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi began dressing as a hobo after learning San...”

Here Are Biden's 10 Conditions For Debating Trump

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  11 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  6 months ago

“Biden's team announced the President has agreed to a debate with Donald Trump in June, but only if a lengthy set of very particular conditions are...”

Republicans mock Biden for debate video edits and question fitness to face Trump

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  1 Comments  •  6 months ago

“Republicans ripped into the 14-second video for its edits, which critics said prove Biden won't be able to perform in a high-stakes debate.”

Latest Polls Show Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win Election This Year

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  7 months ago

“U.S. — As former President Donald Trump continued to build a sizeable lead in a majority of swing states, the latest polls suggest President Joe...”

Biden Declares Administration Will Never Leave Anyone Behind, Except Those Americans Held Hostage By Hamas, Or Trapped When Afghanistan Fell, Or Killed Accidentally By A Drone (Continued)

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  7 months ago

“... or murdered in the womb, or imprisoned in Russia (unless black and lesbian), or unable to afford groceries because of inflation, or denied...”

With Biden Stalling, Israel Announces They Will Just Get American Weapons From Taliban

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago

“TEL AVIV — With Biden delaying shipments of U.S. weaponry, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced today they will just obtain it from the...”

Trump's Finger Hovers Over 'Send' Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  7 months ago

“MANHATTAN, NY — After coming up with a devastating burn about the prosecutor's mom, former President Trump sat with his hand hovering over the...”

Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  7 months ago

“LOUISVILLE, KY — The annual spectacle and revelry of the world's most famous horse race was interrupted by an awkward moment as Kristi Noem...”