The inherently undemocratic administrative state

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  8 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago

“The Executive Branch was not meant to have this much legislative power and it is time for Congress to take it back.”

Hamas Thanks College Student Supporters By Promising Them A Quick Death During Global Intifada

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago

“RAFAH — Hamas has issued a statement of thanks to American university students for their unwavering support over the past few weeks, promising...”

Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago

“NEW YORK, NY — In a dramatic entrance that left onlookers both baffled and concerned for their immediate safety, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar descended...”

'Israel Must End Its Illegal Occupation!' Cry People Staging Illegal Occupation

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago

“U.S. — According to sources, college students have illegally occupied public spaces across the country to protest what they believe is Israel's...”

10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  10 Likes  •  7 months ago

“Have you ever noticed that Joe Biden has a funny way of speaking? From his endearing way of retelling events that never happened to his uncanny...”

Biden Unveils Official Campaign Slogan 'Death To America'

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  6 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  7 months ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After workshopping several potential slogans with Democratic focus groups, the 2024 Biden campaign has settled on "Death To...”

Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  7 months ago

“NEW YORK, NY — As pro-Palestine groups continued to gather on campus following the establishment of the Gaza Solidarity Encampment, Columbia...”

America Honors Earth Day By Recycling Used Presidential Candidates

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  2 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago

“U.S. — In a touching homage to Mother Earth, Americans elected to responsibly recycle two used presidential candidates for use in the upcoming...”

Why it's impossible for Trump to get a fair jury

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  57 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  7 months ago

“It is preposterous to suggest that any American citizen called as a prospective juror could be "unbiased" when it comes to Trump.”

Postcards from the edge of cannibalism

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  5 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago

“In Pennsylvania, Biden tried to present a postcard picture of his presidency, but he failed to deliver.”